Guess the Score - Indiana Edition

Submitted by Wolverine in S.C. on October 12th, 2023 at 9:24 PM

It’s time for score Predictions. Let us know what you think the score will be and any other interesting tidbits you think or want to happen! 
 

38-0 Michigan

 

BuckeyeChuck

October 12th, 2023 at 9:43 PM ^

Michigan 106, Indiana 1.5.

How do so many of you think Indiana is going to score double-digits? They're the worst B1G offense Michigan has seen yet. 6 points would be impressive.

MGlobules

October 12th, 2023 at 10:06 PM ^

I would just dearly love to hold them under 10. If we do nothing but run on them this week, work on nothing but the running game and chunk out 5-30 YPC, I will be fine with that, too. We have to find new ways to beat people, and not throwing a pass in a game in 2024 could be fun.

Shorty the Bea…

October 12th, 2023 at 10:37 PM ^

$15,000 paid by boosters to M players for big plays and touchdowns.

1 sad and painful day for Indiana players.

6 Xanax pills at halftime for Tom Allen when he realizes he doesn't want to be mentally checked in to the second half.

$8,000 reservation fee for the movers made by Tom Allen's wife when she stops hitting the bottle long enough back home in Bloomington to realize she gotta pack.

5 out of market viewers for this preseason matchup.

20% of the students will not leave early to do boring homework assignments claiming true fandom as they sit in the stadium during another cascade of commercial timeouts as their team snoozes through an Indiana-sized beatdown while they stand there bored with their dicks in their hands and wonder what the fuck value being one of the last student fans in the stands really adds to their lives while Prescott already got his homework done and gets to do fun things the rest of Saturday.

 

JHumich

October 12th, 2023 at 11:14 PM ^

Our offense: 56
Our defense: 16
One sad garbage time Indiana fg: 3 (or would have been, except for the weather)

For "official" scoring purposes, that's 72–0 good guys