Devin Funchess' 40-Yard Dash Time - 4.70
This isn't going to help his draft stock...
http://www.diehardsport.com/college-football/devin-funchess-runs-40-yar…
Edit: Unofficial 4.7
MOD EDIT: I meant to come back to this and alter the title to show a hint of tact - LSA
February 21st, 2015 at 10:35 AM ^
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February 21st, 2015 at 11:02 AM ^
February 21st, 2015 at 2:21 PM ^
Please dont remind me how painful things used to be. When Borges was bad he did not mess around.
February 21st, 2015 at 12:28 PM ^
Not hate, that's a really strong word.
Maybe have a significant amount of disdain for, would be a better way of putting it.
To me he just epitomizes the mediocrity of the Hoke era. The "wins are just stats" comment really ratcheted that up about ten notches for me.
I honestly just wish we'd stop talking about him so much. It's like every time the kid farts someone posts a new thread about it.
He ran a 4.7. So what. Let's move on.
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February 21st, 2015 at 10:52 AM ^
February 21st, 2015 at 10:57 AM ^
still trumps pooping in coolers.
February 21st, 2015 at 3:46 PM ^
see Najeh Davenport
February 21st, 2015 at 11:13 AM ^
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February 21st, 2015 at 11:15 AM ^
Please do
February 21st, 2015 at 4:01 PM ^
February 21st, 2015 at 4:05 PM ^
I know if I get fed a mess of beers my diaper is a mess the next day. Also, I don't think you should be giving your kids beers, unless they are 21.
February 21st, 2015 at 6:37 PM ^
can we get your home address?
February 21st, 2015 at 11:18 AM ^
February 21st, 2015 at 12:32 PM ^
Over 100 courics!
February 21st, 2015 at 3:37 PM ^
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February 21st, 2015 at 12:32 PM ^
Over 100 courics!
February 21st, 2015 at 12:25 PM ^
February 21st, 2015 at 1:42 PM ^
Is that electronic, or hand timed?
I t really does make a difference
February 21st, 2015 at 3:10 PM ^
didn't you?
either way, i'm sure it will take our collective breath away. (good natured ribbing)
February 21st, 2015 at 4:18 PM ^
All these hours later and the OP has not corrected it....
Unless I didn't get the reference and the poop is 14.4" and still on his bed. Kinda gross!
February 21st, 2015 at 11:35 AM ^
February 21st, 2015 at 11:46 AM ^
I wish I could give you more than 1 upvote for this.
February 21st, 2015 at 3:47 PM ^
Let's all POOP on Funchess! Because we don't give a SH*T whether he came and played for our school, don't know CRAP about what circumstances he faced in his personal life or on the gridiron, but just feel entitled--as internet weenies massed at our keyboards--to DEFECATE on a kid who played for Michigan through one of the worst stretches in its history.
You puny-peckered mofos should be ashamed of yourselves.
February 21st, 2015 at 4:01 PM ^
I'm with you. The Funchess hate on this blog is way over the top.
February 21st, 2015 at 4:49 PM ^
at its anonymous and pathetic worst. Dumping on whatever public figure we've decided it's okay to hate on today while we keep the cheap porn tabs open and eat cold pizza. Not a lick of self-consciousness about what lemmings they are between 300 posters, yesterday or today.
February 21st, 2015 at 5:34 PM ^
I don't care for your uneducated generalizations. I upgraded to a premium membership last month and I can tell you this about Betty White - they are most definately real.
February 22nd, 2015 at 10:14 AM ^
for the whole package. Beulah's workin' that second job, and there's a little more scratch layin' around.
February 21st, 2015 at 11:48 AM ^
If he has, it would be more than he did for three years at Michigan.
February 21st, 2015 at 11:30 AM ^
Jimmy Graham, the prototpye everyone overrating Funchess expects him to resemble, runs a 4.53. I thought Funchess should have stayed, but it's the same thing as Caris LeVert. Some "experts" overestimate his draft position according to potential and it's just good enough that they have to leave.
I really thought Funchess should have been downgraded after this season's performance, but the coaching was so bad that it was impossible to tell who was playing badly and who was being victimized by the most predictable offense in college football.
If a football or basketball player is a bona fide middle or better first round draft pick, he really has to go under the current system or risk losing a lot of money. The problem is that the rating services couldn't do a better job of screwing at least one Michigan underclassman ever year if they were trying to do it on purpose.
February 21st, 2015 at 12:34 PM ^
I agree. If Harbaugh gets the run game rolling Funchess could've been a monster off play-action this next season. I think he made a hasty decision and would've been much better off staying for this season.
February 21st, 2015 at 2:48 PM ^
Please don't compare Funchess to LeVert. Levert was the second best player on a Big Ten championship squad and helped win a FF game as a freshmen. He played thru the end of last season on a hurt foot and produced. He was the only consistent piece this year until he gets hurt. By comparison, Funchess was the epitome of the Hoke era in underacheiving.
February 21st, 2015 at 12:37 PM ^
February 21st, 2015 at 2:15 PM ^
Remember there is much more to a good football player than stats, There are the things you can't really measure like heart, tanacity, a will to win and play for your team, and........oh shit.....nevermind.
February 21st, 2015 at 5:32 PM ^
If I am understanding your sarcasm correctly, I couldn't agree more. I think the kid is loaded with talent. But the intangibles are really what lose me on him.
If you go back and watch the games, when evaluating Funchess, dont watch for things that go right.. Watch how he reacts to the things that go wrong.. He is almost always hurt, or pointing a finger to blame something or someone..
I wish the best for him, but yeah.. If I was a GM.. I would probably be staying away from him in the first round at least.
February 21st, 2015 at 3:51 PM ^
to be very successful in the NFL. All he needs is someone to coach him up. He will go in the first round.
February 21st, 2015 at 6:40 PM ^
in 3 seconds he should be 20 yards down field and he can catch a pass 12 feet in the air.
February 21st, 2015 at 10:36 AM ^
Wasn't he supposed to be our second fastest guy last year?
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February 21st, 2015 at 7:14 PM ^
Coulda been a 35 yard time.
On the bright side, Funchess did beat Maurice Clarett's 4.72 time.
February 21st, 2015 at 10:49 AM ^
Or accidently hit the 4...yikes. I still think he's a late 1st to mid 2nd pick though.
February 21st, 2015 at 10:06 PM ^
From 4.33 to 4.7... Hence why I refuse to believe any 40 times before the NFL combine
February 21st, 2015 at 10:41 AM ^
our second fastest guy last year. I swear we were the slowest team in the country. Everyone had get caught from behind speed.