Denzel Burke Guarantees Ohio State Victory

Circumstantially it feels like that entire program really believes that sign stealing is the only thing stopping them. That seems too good to be true but I think they truly believe that.

some people just don't know when to keep it shut

Keep adding pressure on yourself, bucks.

This is a pretty soft "guarantee". The headline says it, but he did not.  Still, I welcome Ohio State showing up and just being themselves, because that will get them nowhere on Saturday.

Honestly it's not a terrible quote. OP is overselling it. What's the kid supposed to say, "we're dead in the water?"

Who?

Ahh so he's going to play center and/or guard and block our 5 NFL DTs (3 first rounders!?) Then? 

"I'm très émotif about this battle, man.  We're all about beating That Kingdom Up North and winning the Hundred Year War.  We're going to go out there and get it done for King Charles VI and France.  The previous engagement, they only won because of mud slowing our cavalry charges and them stealing our messenger pigeons.  I've been reading scrolls about the British longbowmen and nothing about them really stands out on parchment.  They haven't outflanked anybody so far."

D'Enzel Burque, French cavalry officer, prior to the Battle of Agincourt.

He's got a WIIIIIIDE OPEN RECEIVER!!

Ok cool.  Hook’em

From our practice film from Catapult Sports?

He said from all of our practice tapes, their prep has been really good this year

I love it.

Maybe Thamel let them know that they will have their fans officiating the game again and it will be "leaked" after the game when it doesn't matter.  

Bold statement Burke.  Bring it.  

Cute 

Curb.

Stomp.

The

Buckeyes

Hate to see it… 😎

Is this like when Ohio State hung 100 on us? 

I only know Burke from watching his “concerned look” as Michigan running backs go by him.

Nothing will stand out for him on Saturday either. But there will probably be some tight ends and pulling linemen standing over him. 

I've yet to find a Denzel I don't hate. 

As they say in the south: oh, bless your heart, you poor thing. Don't worry Burke, you'll soon learn all about it..

Was he watching film with Terry Glenn?

This is how little I care about and pay attention to AN ohio state...I don't know who this guy is. 

Maybe this might stand out for Burke, #10

https://mgoblog.com/diaries/lazy-soft-i-guess

So Denzel Burke doesn't watch film?  Good to know.

Nothing stands out to him because he's seen it so many times on our practice film.

I guarantee pain. 

That was the least confident "I guarantee we will win" I have ever heard.

Yeah, good luck with that.

Sounds like Catapult sent them the wrong film 

I don't think teams need more motivation for this game but it's always weird to me when some guy just talks shit for no good reason.  Like, I get guaranteeing a victory but if nothing about one of best teams in the country stood out to you it more sounds like you are just sort of lazy and dumb.  You can dismiss a team and say "I don't think they'll be able to pass/run on us like they have against other teams" but saying you don't see anything at all isn't really an insult.

That's great! I'm glad he believes in himself, because his coach clearly doesn't. If Ryan Day believed in Denzel Burke, there'd be no need for this pathetic smear campaign. 

Michigan's response: Who is Denzel Burke?

Terry Glenn, David Boston, and (ugh) Walter Smith have entered the chat.

I'm fairly certain Denzel Burke has more fans in Ann Arbor than in C-bus.

Quick, someone go to Walmart and buy a hundred vhs tapes, get this recorded and make sure they're distributed to the dorms.

Now all we have to do is wait for Biakabutuka walks into coach's office and demand the ball. Easy win.