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Horrific. The refs not only…

Horrific. The refs not only fucked us, but Ohio State the previous game. These assclown refs walked that dogshit school right through the tournament. 

Whatever. I'm proud of our boys. The fact they were able to take this big of a hosejob into OT is a testament to how much talent is on this team. We've got a crack at it all in the NCAA tourney. 

Agreed. I'm indifferent…

Agreed. I'm indifferent towards the SEC, really. I'm sorta jealous of how they run things, really. You wouldn't see the SEC actively go after one of its members and attempt to sabotage them. 

Has Juwan not earned the…

Has Juwan not earned the banana peel yet?

He is right about that and…

He is right about that and you don't deserve the downvotes, but would I be wrong to insinuate that most of them blossomed after Moore took over? 

Gattis deserves a little credit for 2021, but not as much as the Broyles Award would give. He deservedly got a B1G ring here for his efforts before Moore helped elevate the team to new heights. Credit where credit is due.

However, after seeing where both Gattis and McDonald ended up, it's my opinion that McDonald should have gotten the Broyles Award over Gattis. 

My first thought when I…

My first thought when I began reading the OP.

My second thought was "why would I want a college football landscape where little Tony PeePee has even more power and influence than he does now?"

The NCAA sucks, but this sounds like it also sucks. 

Well, if you're a part of…

Well, if you're a part of the "I don't care if we go 1-11 as long as the 1 is ohio state" crowd, here's your basketball equivalent. 

Is that Donovan Edwards at…

Is that Donovan Edwards at the Horseshoe?

I really don't care. My…

I really don't care. My NATIONAL CHAMPS hat hasn't even arrived in the mail yet and dudes are already crapping their pants over next season.

Ohio State has bought highly-touted players every offseason for over two decades. It did nothing to stop Michigan from slapping them around for the last three years and winning the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP with a 15-0 record, something those crying pussies down in America's sewer have never done.

For the next seven months, the last college football game to be played will be a THREE TOUCHDOWN MICHIGAN VICTORY to win the National Championship. Back off the ledge and enjoy it! We should be taking this victory and rubbing it in, not worrying about what's going to happen when it's sixty degrees warmer than it is now. 

Uh, sitting on our golden…

Uh, sitting on our golden throne?

They've "kicked ass" in recruiting every single year. Lot of good those hired guns have done the past three years. We may experience a dropoff for sure, but unlike THE University of Michigan, they're physically incapable of beating the SEC so no worries about them surpassing our last season. 

Ah, the guy who saw someone…

Ah, the guy who saw someone with a ring available and immediately shelled out the most-absurd pre-Tucker contract the sport had ever seen.

...

Coach O, come on down!

Meyer made it in 2014 and…

Meyer made it in 2014 and 2016. He lost to MSU's backup QB in 2015, and got blown the fuck out by Iowa and Purdue in 2017 and 2018. They missed the playoff in those years (and didn't score a single point in 2016, so were they really actually there?)

Day made it in 2019, 2020, and 2022.

This entire article is just…

This entire article is just fancy slop from a spoiled brat. Boo hoo, three straight eleven win seasons. I feel so bad for them!

Has it ever occurred to them that their program isn't exactly falling apart, but that Michigan has elevated itself? Ryan Day has made the CFP more than Meyer did! The difference between the two is that Meyer never had to face Michigan teams of this caliber. 

I wouldn't read too much into the Cotton Bowl. That team was almost entirely checked out, and Mizzou were no slouches this year. McCord probably would have won that game for them, but they ran him out of town for not being the NFL ROY. 

Their biggest problem isn't any of what this dude wrote. Sure, some of its probably true, but as long as they ignore their cultural issues of arrogance and entitlement, they'll continue to take L's to The Victors. 

MICHIGAN BEAT ALABAMA IN THE ROSE BOWL! There's nothing any of them can say that will change this fact! Hell yeah! 

I hope so! The pod following…

I hope so! The pod following 2021 vs Ohio State was one of the most joyful listening experiences I've had, and I expect one following the Rose Bowl will be similar. 

TO THE REST OF THE BIG TEN:…

TO THE REST OF THE BIG TEN: You are NOT allowed to say ANYTHING about the SEC. They still own the rest of your pathetic crying bitch asses. You are NOT allowed to ride Michigan's coattails. MICHIGAN did this, and the rest of you can suck failure. 

I don't care about the Big…

I don't care about the Big Ten, especially after just about every coach and AD in threw a massive bitchfit and joined in on the smear campaign against Michigan. 

The Big Ten sucked farts through a straw this year, and yet Michigan sits ranked #1 in the country. Michigan doesn't need the Big Ten to do anything. They just need to take care of their own business. 

Great thread. I've defended…

Great thread. I've defended Day plenty before this season's absurd smear campaign. Neither he nor Dantonio had to face a Michigan team of this caliber. Give us this team back in 2015 and both of those guys get erased. 

Loveland caught all of his…

Loveland caught all of his targets. No incompletion went his way.

MHJ had more yards and the TD, but he had targets fall incomplete or picked off.

I believe this is what Brian means by "most-efficient". 

If these shills masquerading…

If these shills masquerading as "refs" didn't give you that call, then nobody would. 

Affer doing what he did and…

Affer doing what he did and having all those advantages handed to him, he STILL lost. 

This team temporarily lost its head coach, had their LB coach and one of their best recruiters fired, faced a monstrous smear campaign, and had to play through an attempt to 2016 us. Cryin Ryan was handed that, and still couldn't get it done on the field.

I don't care about his record or performance against the likes of Maryland and sparty. His ass needs to go. If you throw a bitchfit of this magnitude, manage to get damn-near the entire conference on your side with it, and still lose, then you're a failure.

It's funny how our opponent in the conference championship is the one who ignored the noise and refused to pile on Michigan. Winners win, and Whiners whine! 

We start kicking ass as soon…

We start kicking ass as soon as TWill takes a seat. Either Jackson or Tschetter need to start over him. Both are better options. 

1. Be cold, snowing, and…

1. Be cold, snowing, and give them the flu

2. Have ONLY FIVE PLAYS!!! of over 45 yards that all result in touchdowns

3. SIGN STEALING AND CHEATING and stuff like that

That's great! I'm glad he…

That's great! I'm glad he believes in himself, because his coach clearly doesn't. If Ryan Day believed in Denzel Burke, there'd be no need for this pathetic smear campaign. 

It must have been on sale…

It must have been on sale before our bye so they got two week's worth. 

Reminder than Hole claims to…

Reminder than Hole claims to know who is behind this Twitter account, and he says it's legit. 

I know many think Hole is just a clicks guy, but he's got access to sources within the program. I don't think he'd go spouting bullshit for clicks in the short-term while risking burning his access to the program for the future. Me thinks someone decided it was time to start leaking what Michigan knows.

For what it's worth, Dave Portnoy has started talking about this stuff. I know he's persona non grata around here, Barstool is banned yadda yadda uadda, but the dude has 3 million followers. Perhaps this will start getting traction? We can only hope. 

I never thought they'd be…

I never thought they'd be able to hire someone more detestable than Urban Meyer, but here we are. Leave it to Ohio State aka Sparty East to have the biggest dirtbag coach imaginable. 

Irritable bowel syndrome,…

Irritable bowel syndrome, maybe? The excuses just get worse and worse each year. 

"It was cold and snowing and we had the flu! And... and..."

"It was just five plays!"

"They had our signs! (Nevermind the fact that we also had theirs and passed them around the conference to no avail)"

"We had to play cross-legged to keep from pooping"

This assclown clearly has zero faith or confidence in his staff, his players, or himself to get the job done... But they pay good money, so they'll continue to get the recruits. 

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Stalions told me he attended…

Stalions told me he attended your game and he wasn't impressed

I was holding out hope that…

I was holding out hope that some of this supposed "dirt" we have would drop the week of the Ohio game, but it's hard to believe we're going to do anything at this point. This really just seems like we've thrown in the towel and bent over for the Big Trash yet again. Tampering by the conference has been deemed a-okay. 

I don't know what the inside…

I don't know what the inside of the Big Ten HQ looks like,  but I've eaten at the Brazilian steakhouse next to it and it's delicious. 

Aren't these the same idiots…

Aren't these the same idiots that posted pictures of our coaches holding OUR OWN PLAYCALL SHEET as "evidence" of cheating?

I'll pass. 

I too use CBSSports. Their…

I too use CBSSports. Their website is pretty solid and runs more smoothly on a phone than anyone else's. It loads quickly and is relatively glitch-free. What more could one ask for?

Can someone tell me what is…

Can someone tell me what is signaled when a team lines up with seven offensive linemen and two TE's? 

I'll tell you. The sign you get from seeing this formation is that the Wolverines are going to jam the ball up your ass... and there wasn't a damn thing PSU could do about it. 

RAN THE BALL DOWN THEIR…

RAN THE BALL DOWN THEIR FUCKING THROATS! YOU LIKE THAT LITTLE TONY? YOU LIKE THAT RAG MAG PETE? NERVOUS YET, CRYIN' RYAN? 

MeanJoe... You are my…

MeanJoe... You are my favorite poster on this board, but I can't agree with ya here.

What is this all about, and what is the last thing the Little 13 wants to see? It's Michigan winning the championship AGAIN! 

The correct response is to clobber these fools (again), take the trophy out of Little Tony's hands, and shove it up Cryin' Ryan's ass until he sings "Hail To The Victors!"

THEN, we can discuss the exit strategy. GO BLUE

 

 

I like Rag Mag Pete,…

I like Rag Mag Pete, personally. Little Peter also works. 

It's crazy what happens when…

It's crazy what happens when you beat Ohio St

The more trash I see that…

The more trash I see that gets posted, the more confident I feel about our team. We must have sort of super team if they're going to these lengths to try and sabotage us. 

Unheard of? What about Bret…

Unheard of? What about Bret Zdebski and Sam McGrath? 

Now why would this Sam McGrath fella, a "defensive quality control" staffer for ohio state, be sending Brent Zdebski, an ohio state staffer who previously worked for Jim Knowles at OSU, a venmo transaction with a clover emoji shortly before their game against Notre Dame? Your guess is as good as mine, but sucknut fans wanted our entire football program cancelled over similar screenshots. 

Yes, along with Sam McGrath…

Yes, along with Sam McGrath. I've been wondering why those names haven't been mentioned since towards the start of this whole circus. The venmo transactions between those two looked exactly like the ones involving Stalions (which sucknuts wanted to cancel our entire football program over). Mr. Zdebski also appeared to have wiped his Venmo account shortly after his name had been dropped before. It really makes those able to think, think! 

It doesn't mean they're…

It doesn't mean they're wrong. It just means the most blatantly obvious answer isn't always the correct one. 

I've seen stuff that says Michigan knows who the firm is and who hired them. It doesn't explicitly say it was Day. 

The only thing that's certain is that someone hired them, and that someone is driven by a desire to smear Michigan. 

It sounds like the big ten…

It sounds like the big ten deserves to go the way of the PAC 10. 

They thought they could…

They thought they could media blitz us and force the big ten into "DOING SOMETHING" quickly. It didn't work. 

If you recall, it was rumored at the beginning of all this that the NCAA didn't even want to bother with this, and is only looking into it because of the media leaks and outrage. It's all a failed smear campaign.

You mean to tell me that…

You mean to tell me that most of, if not the entire conference conspired against Michigan and still got/is getting blown the fuck out game after game? HAHAHAHAHAHA

Rag Mag Pete's "reporting"…

Rag Mag Pete's "reporting" is good for one thing: wiping your ass with it. 

It seems we have not one,…

It seems we have not one, but two Cryin Ryans on our hands! 

Oh hell yeah it was. It was…

Oh hell yeah it was. It was fun watching the sucknut in front of me squirm and look visibly annoyed as I belted along to "Pump It Up" after every touchdown (and there were a lot of them). I'm sure the bus full of hairless nuts that gave us the finger and got all in our way when we were trying to park enjoyed the ride home too. Wankers, all of them. 

The administration won't do…

The administration won't do that. 

How about us fans just stop watching any big ten football that doesn't involve Michigan? Yeah, it kinda sucks since a lot of us enjoy it, but it's at least something we as a fanbase can do. I think a lot less of the conference anyway, now that we know it's full of dogshit coaches who never change their signals and let a low-level staffer kid making 55k a year rip them all to shreds. 

How this should be handled…

How this should be handled now: tell the Big Ten and the cowards that inhabit it to eat shit, and if they are interested in derailing Michigan's season over Twitter posts, then Michigan is interested in leaving!