Connor Stalions Snowflakes
This one goes out to Tony Pettiti, anonymous Big Ten head coaches, Pete Thamel, Pete Finebaum, and everybody else who decided to get some clicks on the back of this team, coaching staff, and fanbase. Fuck all y'all. Go, Blue.
Go ahead and neg me into oblivion, I don't care. This is awesome.
January 9th, 2024 at 1:04 AM ^
This is dumb. But it did galvanize us all.
January 9th, 2024 at 1:56 AM ^
God bless coach
“It wasn't hard for us because we're innocent [...] we don't cheat; we do it the right way.”
January 9th, 2024 at 1:05 AM ^
Won against PSU, OSU, Alabama, and Washington all after Stallions left. Michigan vs. Everybody
January 9th, 2024 at 1:06 AM ^
There are no more everybodies to be vanquished!
January 9th, 2024 at 1:11 AM ^
There will be 16 to vanquish starting next September. 145 has work to do.
January 9th, 2024 at 1:11 AM ^
And when Connor saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.
January 9th, 2024 at 1:30 AM ^
Poor thing is the die hard Connor isn’t get to enjoy this…unless…chase?
January 9th, 2024 at 1:06 AM ^
American hero.
January 9th, 2024 at 1:06 AM ^
I hope Connor is able to enjoy the win too.
January 9th, 2024 at 1:12 AM ^
No doubt he will. The fact that he still went to the Rose Bowl in Michigan gear suggests that he's still behind the team (either that, or he was in deep cover, scouting for a new client).
January 9th, 2024 at 1:09 AM ^
More like Michigan vs Everybody snowflakes. That will be the only thing I will partially thank Connor for.
January 9th, 2024 at 1:11 AM ^
My favorite thing is the cretins on 11 Warriors tripling and quadrupling down on the "cheaters" thing when Michigan played ALL of their quality opponents AFTER this non-story broke! Our rivals are so delicate, and Michigan = NATIONAL CHAMPS!
If anything, dealing with all the bullshit on top of being the best and beating the best ought to accompany the title with whatever the opposite of an asterisk is.
January 9th, 2024 at 1:16 AM ^
Their tears taste like sugar....oh wait, does that still apply? Sure it does! They can get bent.
January 9th, 2024 at 1:27 AM ^
The best way for OSU fans to look cool and save face seems to be to keep the same narrative or be negged.
I have to think that many reasonable fans have lost their resolve, but there are still squeaky wheels promoting it and I think it just weakens the 11warriors board.
January 9th, 2024 at 1:37 AM ^
I went to 11W after the win and oh boy... one guy was on about how Michigan being allowed to play in the CFP was an example "Christian values succumbing to greed".... have you looked at your own program??
January 9th, 2024 at 1:41 AM ^
Oh, poor Eleven Warriors. I shed not a tear for those smooth brains.
January 9th, 2024 at 1:41 AM ^
Why has this character not been hired by any of the 32 NFL teams if his talent is so amazing he can single handidly conquer the entire top tier of CFB teams? One lone man. With a vast network of peeps being paid $75 to watch a game. This has to be the most talented person in the history of the sport, he solely took Michigan to NC. He is Einstein of football. Surely every NFL team has brought him in and begged him to come and bring his talents.
His salary is a gnat on the ass of an elephant for the billionaires in the NFL. Why is his talent not being recognized and his competitive advantage being paid to the tune of 40M a year? 100M a year - his skills are second to none in the world.
January 9th, 2024 at 1:47 AM ^
He descended from football Valhalla as ordained by Bob Ufer.
January 9th, 2024 at 8:20 AM ^
My thought exactly. If this guy was soooo valuable to the teams success you’d think he be making more than $55k.
The program takes in hundreds of millions each year and they can only pay a guy with that much value $55k???
Really???
January 9th, 2024 at 1:11 AM ^
Yah, fuuuuuuuck all of them.
To them as well as MacAfee and all the others, I'll refuse to click on any of their shit for as long as I do the Free Press, which is pretty much until the day I die.
You come for it you pay for it.
All of those people saying "forget it, it's the past" or whatever, I never ever ever ever forget.
Never.
January 9th, 2024 at 1:11 AM ^
Fuck you Pete Thamel 🤡
Fuck you Ryan Day 🤡
Fuck you Tony Petini 🤡
Fuck you Paul Finebaum 🤡
Fuck you ESPN 🤡
Fuck you every stupid ass CFB fanbase of programs clutching their pearls in spite of their own programs’ shady histories of cheating and sketchiness (OSU in particular) 🤡🤡🤡
Fuck everyone and everything that tried so so so soooo hard to spoil this team’s season… and failed miserably.
Couldn’t beat em on or off the field you fucking clowns. 🤡🤡🤡
January 9th, 2024 at 1:12 AM ^
Singing this to Alanis Morrisette's Thank You
January 9th, 2024 at 1:19 AM ^
And I literally just sang this out loud and my wife is in tears laughing.
January 9th, 2024 at 1:43 AM ^
Let them Die Mad.
January 9th, 2024 at 1:12 AM ^
america's team !
January 9th, 2024 at 1:12 AM ^
Fear from coach beard dye third base and mob rule in the conference and with espn can pound sand.
January 9th, 2024 at 1:12 AM ^
release the manifesto!
January 9th, 2024 at 1:14 AM ^
All that whole thing did was change me from a "fuck OSU/MSU, the rest of you are alright as long as we beat you and GL in your bowl game" into "I hope all B1G teams lose every week and I hope all the bad bounces go against you."
Even after winning the natty, I feel it even more then before, fuck the rest of the big ten. The new comers will go to the "you are alright as long as we beat you and GL in the post season", but its going to be a long time before I forget they pushed Tony who gives a fuck about his last name into forcing a suspension during the season.
Go BLUE, fuck OSU
January 9th, 2024 at 1:15 AM ^
Title sucks, content is good though, so no neg.
Fuck those guys. Those guys fucking suck. What a ridiculous hit job by god damn everybody. Honestly, the media was shit but my real anger is at the conference. Chicken shit cowardly fucks.
January 9th, 2024 at 7:58 AM ^
Yeah, my bad on the title. I'd had a few.
January 9th, 2024 at 1:15 AM ^
Watching Ohio State trying to create Michigan’s style (just got the Ole Miss back as a transfer today) is hilarious.
January 9th, 2024 at 1:17 AM ^
Y'all are the reason Harbaugh aint been getting no sleep
So fuck y'all, all of y'all!
If y'all don't like me, blow me!
Y'all are gon' keep fuckin' around with me and turn me back to the old me
And sure enough they did.
January 9th, 2024 at 1:38 AM ^
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin' to say, but nothin' comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish...
January 9th, 2024 at 1:25 AM ^
Ho Blue!
January 9th, 2024 at 1:42 AM ^
[Jimmy King voice] If you Tony Pettiti, an Anonymous B1G Coach, Pete Thamel, Pete Finebaum, or Ryan Day, you a bitch
January 9th, 2024 at 1:49 AM ^
I hate 'Pete' Finebaum almost as must as I hate Paul Finebaum.
January 9th, 2024 at 1:51 AM ^
Sometimes when you're on, you're really FUCKING on! We were really fucking on tonight and it's FOREVER! National Champions. No questions. No doubt. No more bullshit about sign-stealing.
We made Penix seem ordinary and Washington not even really want to play out the final snaps. Our guys are the very best. 15 and 0. Leaders and Best. Champions of the West and All of College Football!
January 9th, 2024 at 1:54 AM ^
Dude's tweeting victory laps and I don't even care. All Michigan has been hearing for 25 years is y'all should have cheated better, and you know what? Scoreboard.
January 9th, 2024 at 1:56 AM ^
Fuck the Big Ten. Seriously fuck the Big Ten. I will never root for another Big Ten team again after all the bullshit that went down.
January 9th, 2024 at 2:52 AM ^
I assume these BiG fucks are so distraught by the “cheating” they’ll be giving back their share of the money that M just won for them? Right, Bert? No? Well fuck you
January 9th, 2024 at 6:30 AM ^
I’ve been saying this for the last few days. They all want to act so self-righteous and do all this virtue signaling about how this “scandal” is a disgusting assault on the game. But they’re going to have no problems cashing the checks they received off the back of Michigan’s labors from being in the CFP and winning it all.
almost every single one of these coaches were saying behind closed doors that Michigan has no right to be in the BTCG or CFP. well, if that’s what you really think, you should either be ripping up those checks that you are about to receive, or mailing them right back to the Big Ten office.
Cuz, you know, this is blood money, isn’t it?
January 9th, 2024 at 2:55 AM ^
If Connor was actually good at his job, maybe I'll admit it might be worth 3 points per game. How many games did we win by less than 3 points in the last 3 years?
January 9th, 2024 at 4:56 AM ^
The next big victory will be over Michigan haters when the NCAA doesn't do shit to Michigan.
January 9th, 2024 at 8:14 AM ^
And they won't. Both CheeseburgerGate and SignGate will be quietly filed away under a rug with some two sentence media release at 1AM Saturday morning in the middle of summertime. By the time anyone notices it, it'll be too late to make a stink.
Nobody fucking cares about this shit anymore. Bring on the 12 team playoff...
January 9th, 2024 at 6:27 AM ^
I will say he had some serious balls showing up to these games. Sure, there are a lot of fans who love him and think he’s a martyr. And it’s a free country so he can go where he wants, buy tickets to see who he wants. That’s fine. But there’s also a lot of fans who were there last night who would not have minded taking a few swings at him if afforded the opportunity.
He caused this program a lot of problems this year and almost destroyed any opportunity they even had to be here, all due to his negligence and/or arrogance. Either he was too dumb to sit down and read the handbook to see what he was doing was against the rules,( or was at least a grey area that he should’ve asked someone about), or he did know it was breaking a rule and he was too arrogant to care.
I don’t really care for him and I hope he never has any formal association with the program ever again.
Go get a new hobby, man. Or go find some other team to be manically obsessed with. There’s a team down in Columbus who could use your services.
January 9th, 2024 at 7:54 AM ^
Agree. Fuck them all. Now, as a fanbase, can we let this die? I never want to discuss it again. Bullshit from the start.
January 9th, 2024 at 10:55 AM ^
We didn't need him when we had him, and we didn't have him when we might have needed him.
The Connor Stalions incident is OVA.