Brian Kelly dancing with another recruit
January 28th, 2022 at 11:54 PM ^
As much as lane kiffin is a dbag his response was awesome. I’m very computer illiterate so I don’t know how to embed a tweet.
Me and my Faaaaaaaaamleee
January 28th, 2022 at 11:58 PM ^
Crawfish Kelly strikes again.
January 29th, 2022 at 12:10 AM ^
I hear he's working on a Cajun cookbook
January 29th, 2022 at 12:15 AM ^
and a cooking show called "The Cringey Cook"
January 29th, 2022 at 7:11 AM ^
Looks like the “Lazy Scranton” video.
January 29th, 2022 at 9:14 AM ^
Looks more like a prison shower video, except I’m pretty sure Kelly would be in the “bitch” position of receiving.
January 29th, 2022 at 8:14 AM ^
That man is a predator
January 29th, 2022 at 9:14 AM ^
January 29th, 2022 at 10:57 AM ^
If I'm not mistaken, that's the old Dripping Lollipop in Baton Rouge, a strip club that shut down after repeated reports of failures to mask up, right toward the end of the second Covid wave. At least they're putting it to some good use.
January 29th, 2022 at 7:44 PM ^
How would you know what the “Dripping Lollipop” looks like from the inside?
January 29th, 2022 at 11:16 AM ^
Nope, that's not awkward at all.
January 29th, 2022 at 1:36 PM ^
Kelly looks like the adult version of Bobby Hill.
January 29th, 2022 at 12:21 AM ^
What in the actual bump n grind fuck is going on. At least stuff some dollar bills in his pants. Some old dude did that with my kid id be no nope not today.
January 29th, 2022 at 5:24 AM ^
Was this bump 'n grind room a new addition to the LSU football building ir was this also there under Coach O?
January 29th, 2022 at 8:41 AM ^
It was Orgeron's office...
January 29th, 2022 at 9:13 AM ^
You should've seen the setup that Miles had.
January 29th, 2022 at 10:15 AM ^
I am sure that included a massage table.
January 29th, 2022 at 5:37 AM ^
Now I don't see it but one of the replies to this tweet was a still shot of him standing behind the recruit next to a photo of Urban grinding his special lady friend.
January 29th, 2022 at 8:43 AM ^
Pretty sure that Urbane's girl is a full grown adult that doesn't work for him. But yeah, pretty sleazy all around...
January 29th, 2022 at 10:27 AM ^
Oh, she "works" for him, that's for sure!
January 29th, 2022 at 8:52 AM ^
BK looks like he has prison experience
January 29th, 2022 at 8:54 AM ^
NTTAWWT
January 29th, 2022 at 10:14 AM ^
....or practicing for prison. However, I would have guessed in prison he would be the catcher and not the pitcher....
January 29th, 2022 at 1:45 PM ^
OK shut this thread down, EYB has won it
January 29th, 2022 at 7:42 PM ^
That's the track that Kelly okayed to accompany? That man is out of his cotton picker.
January 29th, 2022 at 12:20 AM ^
Brian Kelly is a turd that won't flush
January 29th, 2022 at 9:38 AM ^
So true, but I hope he beats Alabama every year.
January 29th, 2022 at 10:35 AM ^
Actually, I want him to get crushed by them every year so the Pete can wax away on what a bad hire he is.
January 29th, 2022 at 12:28 AM ^
He continues to prove he was the perfect choice for LSU. Congrats, breauxs!
January 29th, 2022 at 10:36 AM ^
I wonder what the ND administration thinks of all this??? While at ND he only killed a student, so this isn't that bad???
January 29th, 2022 at 12:29 AM ^
The music should be this:
January 29th, 2022 at 12:56 AM ^
This video is a perfect example of the various types of intellect or lack thereof everyone possesses. Kelly might be brilliant in certain ways, but is absolutely tone deaf in his inability to see how incredibly cringe this video is on so many levels. From his horrid dance moves, to the sexually suggestive positioning of himself behind the recruit... Harmless fun I guess, but even as a dude I invoke the male equivalent of "ew" that my wife uses all the time.
January 29th, 2022 at 6:56 AM ^
I understand Kelly being tone deaf to everything going on in these videos because he's an old guy, but what about everyone else that's helping put this together? This has to purposefully be bad, right? Surely there's gotta be someone behind the scenes thinking "yeah this is stupid and I ought to say something"? The entire thing is mind-boggling to me and I think someone should do a study on it.
Anyways, I popped on over to the LSU forum and they've got a 4 page thread going on about it right now. It's pretty damn funny...seems like there's one genus of forum users that thinks it's dumb and another genus that thinks the other genus is too dense to understand it. I only skimmed it, but this gem popped out:
This has a strong Les Miles vibe to it. The kind that everyone thought was hilarious quirkinesses when we were winning and nauseating dumbassery when we were losing.
January 29th, 2022 at 9:04 AM ^
"The entire thing is mind-boggling to me and I think someone should do a study on it."
A study on what, exactly? That people make poor choices? This is probably something the kid wanted to do and Kelly said 'sure'. I've no doubt that someone in Kelly's orbit asked 'why, coach? probably not a good idea', and Kelly's response was 'it's just fun, wth?', and everyone in the area acquiesced - which is what people normally do when the boss says 'do something'.
This is cringey, at best. It's neither criminal, newsworthy, nor sexual - unless you take it there (I don't mean you, specifically, Pastor, I'm using the term generically). I don't have any qualms in saying that Kelly does not want sex with the players on his team. I will say, though, that there are probably a couple in his orbit that would help cover that up if it happened - even if only by refusing to acknowledge it or talk about it. No study needed for them, though - they're just assholes taking the easy path, because the right thing to do is often the harder road.
I agree with everything else in both OPs, but the study comment got me (sorry!). I'm going to re-engage the trigger lock now...
January 29th, 2022 at 9:21 AM ^
No, no studies! A more apt description of my feelings would be along the lines of "I'd love to have been a fly on the wall when they were mapping all of this out". My personal thoughts are that, yeah, it's just something silly and there's no such thing as bad publicity (or is there?). If the first one made a splash you might as well go on ahead and do another one.
The mind boggling, should do a study on comment was a complete exaggeration - I'd almost say tongue in cheek. My bad.
January 29th, 2022 at 9:34 AM ^
Whew... Not only is my trigger locked, but its back in the safe now! LOL!!
I'm not even sure why that got me! Maybe 'cuz the wife and I have been watching 'The Morning Show' on Apple TV? (BTW, have to recommend that - both Jen Anniston and Steve Carrell are hella better actors than I had ever given them credit for!)
January 29th, 2022 at 9:59 AM ^
A good idea is BK closer to the back wall with the players’ position coach on one side and the Coordinator on the other. Then they can do the “cool stuff” like crossing there arms like a gangsta and bobbing their melons to the music.
Put the focus on the player.
January 29th, 2022 at 8:44 AM ^
It's just more evidence that he is not a genuine person. We talk about Harbaugh being himself 24 hours a day at maximum volume. We all probably know people in our personal lives who are like that. The genuine ones may come off as awkward at times but that's more a reflection of not caring what other people think. You always know where you stand with them. They'll tell you what they think rather than what they think you want to hear.
With someone like Kelly, he just tries to fit in, he probably holds grudges and resentment, because he's a people pleaser. I can only imagine what his interview at ND was like. Did he stop I the middle of it to do the rosary and say Hail Marys? The look on his face in this video says it all. He's just doing what he thinks will make him fit in at LSU.
January 29th, 2022 at 1:28 AM ^
I’m either completely out of touch with the kids these days, or this is the dumbest thing you could possible do. Or both. Either way, imagine being a grown ass adult and having to do this for your job…
January 29th, 2022 at 7:22 AM ^
If you were paid what Brian Kelley is paid, would you do this?
January 29th, 2022 at 7:30 AM ^
I would take the third option - get paid like Kelley and tell them to fuk off when asked to do these types of things like Saban.
January 29th, 2022 at 9:34 AM ^
I’d be willing to bet Kelly does not have a “metaphorically butt-sex recruits in awkward TikTok videos” clause in his contract that requires him to do this…
January 29th, 2022 at 10:05 AM ^
Best comment in months. I fully lol’d.
January 29th, 2022 at 9:36 AM ^
Well, could be used as example in the next round of the Progressive ads, "don't become your parents"
January 29th, 2022 at 10:09 AM ^
Brian Kelly seems like a humorless stiff to me. Doesn't seem like the kind of guy who fraternized with his players at all -- they're here to do a job, and so is he. My guess is that someone in the AD said to him, "Our fans want to get to know you personally, and they want a coach who really loves his players. How can we show them that?" And then this terrible, embarrassing idea was born.
January 29th, 2022 at 2:03 AM ^
Well, if nothing else, he's leaning into it. Given we now have 2, I suspect there will be yet ANOTHER dancing video out before the season starts. I look forward to it.
As for Kiffin, he's simply setting himself up for a loss to LSU this fall. Didn't we do this already at some point, Kiffin trash-talking Florida in the off-season and then predictably losing to them when it mattered?
January 29th, 2022 at 9:41 AM ^
“Leaning into it” is the perfect way to describe it indeed.