Barrett for President
November 5th, 2022 at 10:05 PM ^
He's already shadow running the country bro.
Don't you know?
November 5th, 2022 at 10:07 PM ^
He's the guy listening to our phone calls and reading our emails too.
November 5th, 2022 at 10:16 PM ^
He's everywhere and nowhere all at once.
November 5th, 2022 at 10:52 PM ^
Oh he's also intercepting our communications?
November 6th, 2022 at 1:56 AM ^
Your yardage leading pass catcher today for Michigan:
1. Barrett 52 yards (tie with Edwards)
Your td leading pass catcher today for both teams:
1. Barrett 1 TD (4 way tie)
Your yardage per catch leader for both teams today:
1. Barrett @ 26 yards per catch
November 5th, 2022 at 10:06 PM ^
first he has to finish his degree in rocket surgery, then brain science, then cure cancer, then he can run for pres.
November 5th, 2022 at 10:11 PM ^
So, give him a week or so?
November 5th, 2022 at 10:12 PM ^
pfff. i figure he's done by lunch on tuesday, then he files is candidacy papers.
November 5th, 2022 at 10:38 PM ^
So good, he doesn’t need to meet the 35yo requirement for president
😆
November 5th, 2022 at 11:10 PM ^
the time machine he's inventing will obviate that requirement.
November 5th, 2022 at 11:48 PM ^
He so good that bacon is better with him!
November 5th, 2022 at 10:07 PM ^
Dude’s a dude. Thanks for making sure we aren’t Clemson, Mike.
November 5th, 2022 at 10:15 PM ^
When Michael Barrett visits Spain - he chases the bulls!
He is all powerful...
Go Blue!!!
November 5th, 2022 at 10:26 PM ^
If opportunity knocks and Michael is not home, opportunity waits.
Michael's pillow is cool on both sides.
He is...the most interesting Linebacker in the world.
November 6th, 2022 at 12:39 AM ^
Cool on both sides? Dude is living the dream!
November 5th, 2022 at 10:17 PM ^
At least he’ll be conscious, unlike the current one..
November 5th, 2022 at 10:26 PM ^
And he's not an empty, divisive, career conman like the last one.
So he has them both beat :)
November 5th, 2022 at 10:31 PM ^
Santa seems very conscious
November 6th, 2022 at 12:26 AM ^
Why bring politics?
November 6th, 2022 at 9:48 AM ^
You just had to go there, didn't you.
NO POLITICS on the MGoBoard.
November 5th, 2022 at 10:21 PM ^
He’s fantastic
November 5th, 2022 at 10:24 PM ^
We would have been blessed with his brilliance earlier, ‘cept he was busy counting to infinity…TWICE!!!
November 5th, 2022 at 10:25 PM ^
Seconded! And holy shit, Bryce Young. Don't pass on him, Lions!
November 6th, 2022 at 12:27 AM ^
Agree. He has ice in his veins.
November 5th, 2022 at 10:35 PM ^
Do we get 2 votes?
November 5th, 2022 at 10:35 PM ^
I love the sentiment, but he is more like a supreme emperor
November 5th, 2022 at 10:40 PM ^
Ghosts tell Michael Barrett stories at the campfire.
November 5th, 2022 at 10:44 PM ^
Champions are the breakfast of Michael Barrett! 🤑🤑🤑
November 5th, 2022 at 10:48 PM ^
Mikey let them block that punt so his multiple interceptions would be more pleasing to the proletariat
November 5th, 2022 at 10:58 PM ^
One time I was with Barrett in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Barrett goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm
Michael Barrett! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Michael Barrett' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!
November 6th, 2022 at 12:09 AM ^
one time Barrett and I were hiking in the Yukon. Grizzly comes around the bend right in front of us.
Barrett high fived the bear when it reared up then taught him how to play euchre. Crazy day.
November 5th, 2022 at 11:13 PM ^
Presidents have terms. Barrett for king or overlord would be better.
November 5th, 2022 at 11:17 PM ^
Gash for VP because I like saying Gash
November 5th, 2022 at 11:23 PM ^
One drop of Mikey’s blood ends hunger, cures cancer, and ushers in world peace
November 5th, 2022 at 11:42 PM ^
Not only responsible for that amazing third quarter but also for making Rutgers stop blowing that stupid ass train engine horn (or whatever the hell that thing was). God, that was annoying.
November 5th, 2022 at 11:44 PM ^
Jim’s got it locked down
November 5th, 2022 at 11:51 PM ^
Username was made for this thread… this was your moment, and you capitalized
November 5th, 2022 at 11:54 PM ^
Turned the tide so much he had them selling t-shirts in Ohio.
November 6th, 2022 at 12:05 AM ^
Jesus walked on water. Mike Barrett can swim through land.
i know i know. i’ll see myself out
November 6th, 2022 at 12:07 AM ^
Drjaws stand up? ‘Can’t wait’ for more…
November 6th, 2022 at 12:28 AM ^
I heard Superman has pajamas with Barrett on them.
November 6th, 2022 at 12:28 AM ^
Barrett is the most interesting man in the world. He has a pet wolverine.
November 6th, 2022 at 12:45 AM ^
"And there shall be a Wolverine named 'Barrett', whose number is one score and three, who shall thrice deliver unto his side the oblate spheroid of The Enemy during an epic conflict that shall come to be known as 'The Game'." -- Nostradamus, in a recently discovered edition of The Prophecies
November 6th, 2022 at 6:37 AM ^
I’m Eastside Maize and I approve this message.
November 6th, 2022 at 8:39 AM ^
I hope Mike is at least aware of the adoration he receives here on mgoblog. If his spirits are ever sagging, he can always come here and read comments like these to make himself feel better.
November 6th, 2022 at 9:00 AM ^
Planning our ocean vacation, I read all the sharks have been laid off and now it's "swimming with Micheal Barrett"
November 6th, 2022 at 10:50 AM ^
I’ll say this… he’s a dude you know isn’t going to fuck up. He’s going to be in the right position, he’s going to make a few plays. The guy has been solid since day 1.