Report from Happy Valley

Submitted by Buy Bushwood on November 12th, 2023 at 10:01 AM

My 11 yo son and I returned to DC late last night from the game in Happy Valley (see ‘resigned to mediocrity valley”).  I have never witnessed a football game like that in my life and remain somewhat awestruck.  My observations:

 

  1. Middle of nowhere:  I’ve been to almost every B1G city, save Champagne and Bloomington.  State College is truly the middle of nowhere.  It feels even more remote than Iowa City.  Up from DC, 2+ hours of empty rolling hills dotted with the occasional dead industrial town.  While we only had about 2 hours to see State College proper, mostly the campus, it seemed like an incredibly boring town compared to Ann Arbor, much less Lincoln. It’s a relatively industrial/commercial looking campus with an aesthetic vibe (or lack of vibe, rather) much like the University of Maryland. I came home and told my kids they can’t go there.   
  2. A white-out of a different kind: While it wasn’t a white-out day, it certainly was one racially.  Having lived abroad from 2013-2021, and in DC since, I had made an assumption, generally confirmed by games in Ann Arbor in the last 2 years, that huge research institutions were now highly diverse.  I expected that the surrounding areas would be primarily white, but I would estimate that the student section was on the order of 98% white, as well.  The 2% difference made up with a few East Asian or Indian/Pakistani students.  Of note, I saw one African American student in the student section. Perhaps students of color are more diverse but don’t attend football?  Though that doesn’t seem borne out at UM home games. Anyway, living in DC, it was striking, and reminded me of my own state University experience 35 years ago, like a step back in time to the white-frat-boy era.   
  3. PSU fans remarkably nice: My neighbor in DC is from Detroit and went to UM.  He always goes to the Maryland and Rutgers games when in the region.  I asked him about PSU and he said he went once, and that it was such a horrible experience with the fans whom he said “were animals” that he would never go again (he’s African American, so maybe I got a different experience). But, for us, the PSU fans were lovely, talkative, funny, helpful.
  4. Frames Janklin.  Most PSU fans are absolutely aware that they have a foolish coach who will never get them any higher than they are now, which isn’t good enough.  Like Nebraska fans, they are savvy football viewers.  Most want him gone as soon as possible.  To that I say, no, please extend him. 
  5. The Stadium.  Well, it’s the most outdated looking major college stadium I’ve ever been in.  The 1970’s paneling could use a facelift.  It’s one of the most vertical stadiums as well.  It reminded me of the old Mile High Stadium growing up in Denver.  A 60’s metal monstrosity that at times vibrates and feels like it might collapse.  It was devastatingly loud and certainly the most difficult stadium in the B1G to visit.  An incredible asset to the home team.  It will be even more dangerous when paneling starts to drop from the media towers. 
  6. Kenny G.  Having watched the game on tape now, Kenneth Grant catching the RB from behind on TV simply can’t do justice to the physics of the play live.  We had ~50 yard line seats about 6 rows from the top.  Perfect view.  And when the RB juked Paige and didn’t lose much speed, all the survival alarms were going off in my brain.  But- and this is what you missed on camera- as the gazelle is about to get away, your brain is also tracking in its periphery, something too large to be closing into the picture- something that can’t possibly become relevant and that doesn’t actually belong in the mechanics of the scene. The eyes shift and its Kenny G., an absolute mountain of human alone on the green and your brain understands that the RB will quickly accelerate away from this rolling boulder.  Only, obviously, something very different happens.  I think that up high like our seats, and centered, one gets an idea of movement that one can’t get on TV, and from lower angles as well. Something else that stood out from up there was the other 78, Myles Hinton.  A tower of a human, Hinton was shuffling in and out of the game, and also drew the eye on the field, due to his height and movement.  His ability to move in space in simply amazing for a man that size.  If he can get technically right in a year, he is going to be an incredible asset.  Which brings me to the final observation:
  7. ​​​​The Gameplan.  I have never seen a game like that, even at the high school level.  Even having played on a high school team (in the late 80’s) that didn’t throw our first pass until halfway through the season. Watching Jones and Hinton shuffle in and out, and murder back Bredeson rarely leave, was simply unbelievable.  To see lines of 6-7 OL and 2-3 TE’s flanked by a QB and RB seemed like something out of the 1920’s. I personally, have a lot of nostalgia for the 80’s-90’s of college football, and am barely hanging on, with the vapid changes in the game today.  I don’t like the NFL, find it a totally sterile product in which variation is incredibly low.  In this sense, Jim Harbaugh is a revelation.  I can’t imagine watching my school hire someone like Lincoln Riley (which, of course we did hire a poor-man’s Lincoln Riley in RichRod)- but a Lincoln Riley that actually gave you some hope would be even more painful.  56-49 games are incredibly boring.  As proven yesterday, defensive games create much more tension.  The former diversity of college football is what made it such a unique experience, something that is trending toward maximum entropy now as most teams run the same offense, and offenses rule the era.  Once upon a time, you could watch Air Force upset Lou Holtz and ND one game, then watch a pro offense at Miami or Oregon in the next game, then watch Nebraska’s unique power option game take on a Run-and-Shoot offense.  You could see stand-up tight ends.  Most of that is gone now, along with many great rivalries, headed for a great homogeneity of two 20-teams leagues and a playoff (sound familiar, NFL fans?).  We have something that no other school has in Jim Harbaugh, and when he is gone, I’m not sure it’s replaceable.  To be a 52 year-old fan and, at that age, to be completely surprised by a gameplan. Not even surprised, which is too light a word, but really awed that something like that was even possible, even considerable (against the #1-ranked rush defense in America, no less), underscores like perhaps nothing else except the two OSU victories, that no one has better than us right now.  And hats off to Moore and the team, who looked the moment dead in the eye, and carried out the gameplan with the minimum possibility of losing, in a manner totally unflinching.  For those bitching about the passing game, as the great Gregg Popovich tells young people, get over yourself. Once the lead was 8, it was quite obvious at the game that Michigan was in physical control, and that PSU was incredibly unlikely to drive the field.  The PSU fans were resigned to this, and had no confidence, consistently booing their offense. Moore was fearless and disciplined.  And imagine the confidence this now gives the running game.  It also gives OSU a completely new set of variables to prepare their incredibly tough defense for. 

 

 

Comments

DelGriffith

November 12th, 2023 at 11:00 AM ^

We've all watched and know the the running game has not been....characteristic this year. For understandable reasons, often, no doubt. I have to imagine that Ohio, having been on the receiving end of that running game for the last two years, probably has breathed a sigh of relief. No doubt they still know that the offense is formidable, but it has been one that maybe they are more confident defending.  

Yesterday, they watched and cryin ryan turned white as a sheet. Shit! They still have THAT in them!

If we need it to beat an ohio university, we still got it.

Wendyk5

November 12th, 2023 at 11:13 AM ^

You really brought the game to life with this. I don't watch games that I think will be tight --- throwback to watching my kids play sports and an admitted weakness of mine, so thanks for the write up. 

SD Larry

November 12th, 2023 at 11:17 AM ^

Fantastic write up.  Congratulations on making a wonderful lifetime memory with your son, who will likely y be a Michigan fan with you as a result.  Kenneth Grant is awesome and his running down the PSU back down field after a long run was truly inspirational.  Thanks for sharing your experience.  Helped me feel like I visited there myself.   

AWAS

November 12th, 2023 at 11:26 AM ^

There is something to be said about not overthinking things.  Moore found something that worked, then stayed with it until PSU proved they could stop it. They never did, and it became clear early in the second half that this would be a winning strategy. I've seen some complain about how boring the approach was.  As a UM fan, I'm certain of the entertainment value of winning with cruelty. 

PopeLando

November 12th, 2023 at 11:47 AM ^

Penn State is Iowa.

If they’re ahead, YOU’RE not catching up.

If you’re ahead, THEY’RE not catching up.

There was minimal threat from the Penn State offense yesterday, and Moore started running out the clock in the second quarter. Astounding strategy. Infuriating when it’s against Rutgers. Hilarious when it’s against Penn State

Road wins against Top 10 teams:

Sherrone Moore: 1

Frames Janklin: 0

EastCoast Esq.

November 12th, 2023 at 12:04 PM ^

As a Pennsylvanian, I can confirm that Happy Valley is in the middle of nowhere.

I suspect that makes the student body self-selectedly less diverse. Why would you go to the most rural reaches of the state? The answer would be a cheap education at the state school, but Penn State has satellites everywhere.

The much, much more diverse urban populations are either going to other good schools or Penn State campuses in the Philly or Pittsburgh area. 

And no, I can't speak to Penn State's culture. I grew up in the Philly area, and there's no reason to ever go there except on a college tour (and no, college football isn't a good enough reason when you have the Eagles or Steelers in town).

M-Dog

November 12th, 2023 at 6:43 PM ^

Penn State is strange in that it is in the middle of nowhere . . . but it is in the middle of everywhere.

It's very rural, yet it's only ~3 hours from Philadelphia, NYC, the DC area, and Pittsburgh.  It may actually have a bigger population that is within a 3 hour radius than any school in the country.

There is a reason they get 110,000 fans to a game.  They are not all just locals.  

The campus is pretty, especially in the fall, and the town is small but nice.  The stadium area is not the campus / town area.

Chaco

November 12th, 2023 at 12:16 PM ^

Thanks for sharing your experience; we went to UM v PSU in Rich Rod's first year (2007) and found it remote and the fans to be really kind/welcoming.  Not Nebraska kind; but no jerks experienced.  I think we lost by like 5 TDs that day so they had reason to be gracious at the end.

To your other part about diversity - I can't really comment one way or the other but did 2 quick searches to see how the 2 schools compared in that regard.  There are differences in the numbers, but I'm not sure they are large enough to be noteworthy.

tybert

November 12th, 2023 at 12:30 PM ^

Wonderful write up and glad you had a winning experience.

I've never been to HV for a UM game but have heard the same (long drive to the middle of nowhere). 

Before I retired, I had a chance to work with a few PSU grads/fans and found them to be very pleasant. They look at Ohio as boorish bullies who deliberately make you feel uncomfortable even if you are NW or IU. I've heard that PSU is nice to opposing fans (maybe not Ohio but to the rest). 

The game yesterday had the feel of something Bo or Lloyd or Tressel would do when they had you down and knew you couldn't move the ball. Even if you have to run three times and punt, it didn't matter, Just don't give them a short field. Bo used a similar offense to beat Ohio 14-3 in 1978 when Rickey Leach pulled a calf muscle. Same for Lloyd at Ohio 1996 (Shawn Springs falls down covering Tai Streets game) winning 13-9. Tressel did the same vs. Richrod in A2 21-10 2009. 

 

M-Dog

November 12th, 2023 at 7:19 PM ^

Tressel also did it in 2007.  People forget because 2007 started so badly, but The Game that year was actually for the Big Ten championship. 

But Henne was hurt (I think Hart was not 100% either) and we couldn't do anything on offense.  So Tressel played turtle ball.  It was frustrating as hell to keep getting the ball back and know that it didn't matter, we were not going to be able to do anything with it.  Like PSU felt yesterday.   

RobGoBlue

November 12th, 2023 at 12:36 PM ^

Nice writeup.

I live in PA, and my impression of Penn State games in person (I've probably been to a dozen, half or so of which were against Michigan) was always "So this is what it must've been like to attend college games in the 60s and 70s!"

It's a huge mass of people converging on an area that clearly has no idea or interest in accommodating that kind of crowd, so you're parking on literal cow pastures and walking damn near a mile (maybe more?) to the stadium. 

You get inside, and it's a very small-town feeling mixed with "25% of these people are Philadelphia fans, and I know exactly which ones they are." 

In the end, it's a middle-of-the-pack B1G experience: you're not thinking "I might have to fight my way out" like Columbus or "how drunk ARE these people?" like East Lansing. But it's also not Madison, Lincoln, etc. (and yes, Ann Arbor) where the experience is truly memorable. It's also not "I can probably be back on the highway in 10 minutes!" like Rutgers or Maryland. 

 

Blue Vet

November 12th, 2023 at 1:07 PM ^

Thanks for the report. Lots of interesting stuff. 

As I replied to DelGriffith above, I've been to State College and can also confirm how insistently it's in the boonies. 

The TV feed showed a guy in a Napoleon Dynamite t-shirt doing Napoleon Dynamite moves. Did you see it? In my brief glimpse, I thought the t-shirt said "I Am Pedo." I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that I misread it. 

S.G. Rice

November 12th, 2023 at 1:15 PM ^

The TV feed showed a guy in a Napoleon Dynamite t-shirt doing Napoleon Dynamite moves. Did you see it? In my brief glimpse, I thought the t-shirt said "I Am Pedo." I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that I misread it. 

 

I'll be interested to see what the OP says, but it looked to me like it was the Nittany Lion mascot wearing a Vote for Pedro shirt, as in Napoleon Dynamite.  Why, I do not know.

wolvemarine

November 12th, 2023 at 1:11 PM ^

This was a great write up. Thanks. Cool observations. I think your point about murderball is well taken: it seems like a refreshing revelation on offense. And I miss those different styles that you mention.

I could not believe they were booing their own team. Those kids were playing their hearts out.

Buy Bushwood

November 12th, 2023 at 1:22 PM ^

They were booing but their commentary was very much about the play calling of Frames running up the gut for nothing over and over, while behind.  There were often chants of “let him throw it”.  But, really, what was frames supposed to do?  When Allar threw, it was worse.  The only disappointing thing is to ponder what our offense would have done had Penn State had a competent offense.  If PSU could have put up 20-24 on us, and traded leads, I do wonder what our offense would have looked like if we had to take risks.  we essentially put up 17 and then didn’t try again for the last 20 minutes.  I do think we could have put up 27-34 on them if necessary, but that would have exposed us to more risk.   It was getting to the point where I was sweating every punt and return, all the tiny little things that have to be done perfectly in a game like that.  I love those games.  

charblue.

November 12th, 2023 at 1:43 PM ^

In his post-game comments, Sherrone Moore indicated that the gameplan for Penn State had been drawn up starting in the summer. He noted that the big guy lineups had been planned well in advance as the coaching staff discussed the best way to attack PSU's stingy and fast DL. 

Rewatching the game, this is evident from Michigan's initial possession. The use of extra linemen wasn't so much an adjustment to Penn State's edge rush beating Barnhart as were play calls that neutralized it or overmatched the perimeter charge. Michigan's biggest plays came off going heavy with Jones, Hinton and Barner as a triple TE package. 

Michigan decided before the season started that running straight at Penn State was the best way to beat the Nittany Lions just as Brian noted in every advanced scouting report. Not sign stealing. Just great coaching. 

RJWolvie

November 12th, 2023 at 9:09 PM ^

Point taken, but he said the jumbo set was in the playbook since summer. Not that it was the plan to run it for most of PSU game since summer. We did not know in the summer how hopeless their offense would be. In fact, then one had to expect at least average, with 2 really good RBs and an improved O line even if Allar was still as bad as he looked against us last year. Also knew their edges were 1 all world and rest good but not 1 all world, 1 an NFL lock, and third trending that way.

also made me think: JTT may be near Chop Robinson’s league, but does tOFU (oh, the bland mushy softness) have as strong other side and rest of D? I don’t think so. That was best D we’ll play this past Saturday, not the one after next.

Ernis

November 12th, 2023 at 1:58 PM ^

Re: 1

The town itself is a big step down from Ann Arbor IMO but the actual area around State College is spectacular. Hiking, trail running, mountain biking, rock climbing, and general outdoor recreational opportunities abound where, from Ann Arbor, you’d have to drive 6+ hours to get anything similar. It’s a nice spot.

DELRIO1978

November 12th, 2023 at 2:01 PM ^

ESPN on purpose would not highlight the "Kenny G" run down of a elite running back; Since ESPN wants to wipe out Michigan History fine!  Start a new Worldwide Leader PowerPoint Michigan is 1-0 with a victory on the road over the Top 10 on the road in front of 110,000+ without it's Head Coach; That makes Michigan 1000 all-time!

Doclosh

November 12th, 2023 at 2:32 PM ^

A couple of comments to an interesting post.

First, I ran track at UM.  We had a dual meet in State College in the spring of 1972.  We started at 11 AM and the spring football scrimmage followed at about 1 PM.  So, the fans were streaming in as we finished the last running events.  The stadium had 2, very high metal bleachers on the sides and nothing in the end zones like a huge high school stadium  So, the stadium configuration that you describe was post 1972.

Second, my wife and I rented a VRBO in Annaplolis for a week about a year and a half ago. A lot of people in the neighborhood were PSU alums.  They were all nice folks and were fun to talk with about Big Ten football.   They liked Franklin even while admitting that he is not a good game coach. One thing they appreciated about Franklin was the program's graduation rates.  Otherwise they were hoping he'd start beating us and OSU.

 

Wolverine 73

November 12th, 2023 at 2:40 PM ^

Watching the Purdue game, I was concerned that we relied on passing so much, and the running game (save for the Morgan end around) seemed to have atrophied.  Seeing the running game dominate once again was very encouraging.

treetown

November 12th, 2023 at 2:59 PM ^

Thank you for the wonderful write up.

The Stadium.  Well, it’s the most outdated looking major college stadium I’ve ever been in.  The 1970’s paneling could use a facelift.  It’s one of the most vertical stadiums as well.  It reminded me of the old Mile High Stadium growing up in Denver.  A 60’s metal monstrosity that at times vibrates and feels like it might collapse.  It was devastatingly loud and certainly the most difficult stadium in the B1G to visit.  An incredible asset to the home team.  It will be even more dangerous when paneling starts to drop from the media towers.

Our little group of 6 went to the Michigan PSU game there when they had Saquon Barkley. We sat way up in those metal extension seats. It is hard to convince people who never seen the place just how ramshackle it was. It is as if someone had grafted some high school aluminum and steel bleachers onto a previous extensions - exposed nuts, bolts and cotter pins. The whole thing shook and had a worrisome vibration when the students started to jump around. There was no aesthetic place. There were ads for some local grocery and insurance guy and local gas / service station of conflicting sizes and shape - really weird as if there was no cohesive vision when renovating the stadium. Very surprised after all of these years they haven't tried to do a solid rebuild/renovation.

I know that Bill Martin won't be remembered as a great AD in terms of football coaching hires, but he does know construction and the renovation of The Big House (while we were still using it!) should always be remembered - the 1920's parts and the more modern parts just fit together beautifully. 

 

M-Dog

November 12th, 2023 at 7:31 PM ^

It is as if someone had grafted some high school aluminum and steel bleachers onto a previous extensions

Because that is exactly what happened.  Beaver Stadium is a series of ad-hoc add-ons over the years. 

It started out small, like an overgrown high school stadium.  Then Paterno came in and they started winning.  So extensions to the stadium where added, piece by piece: The main bleachers lifted and extended, the endzones filled in with seats, an upper deck added on one endzone side, a double upper deck on the other endzone side, suites added above one sideline. 

There was at least a decade between each of these extensions, so the place has always had an unfinished look.    

There is no facade around it, just the steel skeleton, so it looks like a kid's erector set project.  This makes it look kind of scary and rickety.  It also makes it loud as hell.

https://centrehistory.org/article/beaver-stadium/

Penn State football began the fall 1960 season in its current location, with a capacity of 43,989 seats.  There have been three major enlargements of Beaver Stadium, along with incremental additions, since then. The stadium grew to 76,017 between the 1977 and 1978 seasons by cutting the steel grandstand into segments, jacking them up 12.5 feet and placing new concrete stands below the existing steel stands.  The concrete stands were also continued around the open, south end, making the stadium a bowl. 

Then, in 1990-91, a steel and concrete deck containing 10,597 new seats was added above the north endzone. Finally, two decks of concrete stands, with an enclosed club level, were added above the south endzone, and three rows of luxury boxes added above the stands on the east side in 1999-2001. This brought the stadium to today’s capacity of approximately 107,000.