Friday POSBANG
Came here looking for Friday excitement, and it wasn't posted it... Let's get the party started!!!
We're still National Champs, and spring game is in 3 weeks.
Here's a little project that I've been working on, and hope to tailgate with this season.
Go Blue. Bang me. Not necessarily in that order. But no cornholing please and thanks.
I am Cornholio
Do you need TP?
Awwrite. YOU made me do it.
"For my bunghole"....
March 29th, 2024 at 10:04 PM ^
That's the clincher.
(pun intended)
March 30th, 2024 at 10:25 AM ^
You're killing me smalls 😭😭
As usual 😊👍
I was hosting a trivia night in Canton this week and one of the questions was "what lake lies on the border between Peru and Bolivia?" Every team who knew it brought their answer up with a big goofy grin, as is expected.
Hehehehe he said titicaca
Spring break! Time to get the hell out of Dodge. Adios goobers.
Don't you want to stick around and celebrate the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP on the blog?
LOL. Hillbilly mentioned Spring Break, then I had a flashback to mine in HS, Daytona Beach, first beer bong experience. As I was chugging beer #1, somebody pours in another. Amazingly both went down easily. But afterwards I felt like I had to puke. Turns out I just needed to burp. Yeah, good times...
Then, I swear, even before I saw your username I thought of the "Buttchug" I saw in Jackass (Johnny Knoxville), which is pretty shocking and hilarious. Something you cannot "unsee". I wasn't going to mention it, but then I saw your username and thought it is just too serendipitous. So there it is...I will not post the video, though. I do have some scruples.
So yeah. I may have issues.
I was at Myrtle Beach for my high school Sr beach week. there was a guy doing a beer chug with a water hose. the guy was in the parking lot holding one end, his buddy was up on the 3rd floor holding the other end and pouring in beers (plural). I'm sitting on my balcony watching as they're yelling instructions back and forth. finally, the guy at the top gives the thumbs up that it's loaded and ready. the guy at the bottom puts it in his mouth and starts to chug it.... the guy at the top thinks it'll be funny to help out and blows in really hard from the top and shoots all the beers straight into the guy on the bottom..... it knocks him down to his knees, and he stands up and starts spewing beer. it was one of the craziest things I saw that week... one of.
now the only thing I can think of is the scene from Dirty Grandpa where the fat guy puts his man boobs on the windshield and screams DAYTONA BEACH!!!
I went to (3) games last year and all three were back to back to back in Rutgers-Nebraska-Gophers.
By far most entertaining was Huskers.
Husker fan did not expect to win but they expected a good showing at least by the defense.
It was clear after just a quarter of play Michigan was going to manhandle them on both sides of the ball. By halftime 60% of BIG RED had left the building. By the start of the 4th quarter the crowd was 50/50 Michigan-Nebraska.
Missing out on recording the first shut out in Memorial Stadium since WW2 (not facts but a long long time) was slightly disappointing but all in all a great day.
Husker fan was rather belligerent in my seating area come halftime.
"If you think the results would be any different if these teams faced each other in 97 you are as drunk as Scott Frost."
That ended to conversation that day.
Sun is shining in central Indiana!
Here in NC too, trees are blooming and have the day (mostly) off! Going to spend the day in a hammock with a book and a beer, cap it off with some sweet sixteen action.
It's a little windy here in southern WV, but the sun is out. might get the motorcycle out for a quick ride once I clock out for the day
Let's take care of those bangs!
It's Friday posbang? Okay - time for some humor:
A cowboy rides into town and stops at the saloon for a drink. The locals like to bust balls of newcomers. After finishing his drink, he leaves and see that his horse is gone. He walks back into the bar, calmly shoots the eye out of the moose hanging on the wall across the room, and shouts to the collected bar patrons:
"I am going to enjoy one more drink. And, if my horse is still gone by the time I finish it? I'm going to have to do what I last did in Texas, and I didn't like doing it much".
Bar gets very quiet.
The cowboy enjoys his second drink. Pays. Walks out of the bar and finds his horse hitched back to the post. He nods, slowly mounts up and starts riding out when the bartender stops him and inquires: “Hey. Mister? Before you go… what happened in Texas?”
The cowboy turns back and says, slowly: “I walked home.”
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Hey !!! Enjoy your weekends !!!
A couple are in bed. They awaken at 3 am to a knock at the door. The husband gets up to answer. Wife hears some talking, the door shuts and the husband returns to bed. "What was that?" the wife asks. "Some guy said he needed a push" replies the husband.
"And you didn't help him?"
"No."
"What if that were us in the middle of the night, needing a push. Wouldn't you hope someone would help us?"
With an exasperated, reluctant sigh, the husband gets out of bed, throws on some clothes and goes to the door. Peering out into the dark night he shouts, "Hey you, are you still out here?"
"Yes."
"Do you still need a push?"
"Yes"
"Where are you?"
"Over here on the swing set, of course."
Only 10 days until the solar eclipse! Anyone headed down to Indiana or (god forbid) Ohio for it?
it is Good Friday, a very important day.
I almost have 2000 mgo points. It's only taken me 13 years. I usually visit the site everyday at some point and love all of the content.
This season will be hard to match and that's ok, next year is a new challenge. I believe in Coach Moore and he does very well on the sidelines, in big games, at Michigan.
don't you blashpeme!
The Penguin
We Are A Lacrosse School!!
After the men bested Maryland last weekend, the women take the field tomorrow.
#2 {!!!} Michigan takes on #1 Maryland at 12:30 on S State St. Admission is FREE!
They are the real deal - 11-0 with some quality wins. They have a great faceoff specialist (1st ever maybe?), good goal keeping, plenty of scorers and defense to boot!
Go Blue!
( it’s on B1G also)
I need to have words with whoever scheduled a 4:00 pm meeting for me.
/looks in the mirror
Oh.
That would be called a bangORGI,
RIP
Louis Gossett Jr
^^^ I went to High School with this guy ^^^
Not Lou Gosset Jr.
Gordon Tech?
I also got an email notification from Direct Souvenir that my commemorative Rose Bowl tickets are shipped and on the way.... all I do is win win win no matter what
Had lunch with the family at Zingerman's Deli, and also having lunch was JJ with representatives from the Vikings.
/I know, cool story bro.
nice...
sooooo..... was you that guy and asked to get a hat signed or something ?
No, he was obviously having a business lunch, don't think the Vikings wanted to have a line of fans bugging JJ.
Wow! I just noticed you also had words in your post
It makes me wonder: how many times have I visited the POSBANG and completely missed that there were words in EGJ's post?
This AND still National Champs!!!
God Bless America - and the Maize & Blue!
EGJ - thank you - as always...
Got my bonus check from work, my boss gave me a bottle of Jack Daniel’s and it’s a three day weekend.
Go Blue beat NoDak
Michigan football won the 2023 national championship
the gift that keeps on giving