November 30th, 2023 at 6:37 PM ^
Michigan: many
Iowa: not many
November 30th, 2023 at 6:37 PM ^
37 to negative infinity
November 30th, 2023 at 6:38 PM ^
69-3 (Iowa FG with no time left to end the game and before the Hawkeyes get their participation trophies).
November 30th, 2023 at 6:38 PM ^
37-9
Iowa gets a pick six and a safety.
November 30th, 2023 at 6:39 PM ^
44-14.
November 30th, 2023 at 6:51 PM ^
4 FGs and a safety??
November 30th, 2023 at 6:39 PM ^
30-10 Michigan. Not as close as the score would indicate.
November 30th, 2023 at 6:41 PM ^
52 - 2
November 30th, 2023 at 8:11 PM ^
Safety only happens when Michigan refuses to send a QB on the field out of respect for the Ferentzs’ combined last game. The snap goes into the end zone and the crowd goes wild.
November 30th, 2023 at 6:41 PM ^
Michigan, 42-6
24-0 at half.
November 30th, 2023 at 6:43 PM ^
34-3 M. No JJ in the 4th.
November 30th, 2023 at 7:35 PM ^
....with an Orji in the endzone, what a happy ending that would be.
November 30th, 2023 at 8:14 PM ^
We all need an invite
November 30th, 2023 at 6:43 PM ^
35-10 Michigan
November 30th, 2023 at 6:47 PM ^
41-10. Our smothering defense should allow more than the usual offensive possessions but would expect JJ to sit after dipping his toe into the third quarter.
However, not counting chickens out of respect for Super Bowl III.
November 30th, 2023 at 6:50 PM ^
These guys aren’t exactly the ‘68 Jets. There isn’t a Namath on the other sideline.
November 30th, 2023 at 6:49 PM ^
27-9. Iowa gets a TD late when we put in the 2nd and 3rd stringers. And somehow Iowa gets a safety - seems like they always get a safety...
November 30th, 2023 at 6:50 PM ^
27 - 3 Michigan.
November 30th, 2023 at 6:50 PM ^
I like 31-7
November 30th, 2023 at 6:51 PM ^
One of the first two drives goes for a FG. The other goes for a TD. At that point, with Michigan more interested in championship game experience for the 2s and 3s, than in style points, it's Tuttle time in the late first quarter, and Mullings ends up going for about 200 yards and 3 more TDs.
Iowa does NOT get even one sad FG, and the final score is 31–0. Michigan covers, but the historic Under is preserved. James Franklin gets a raise that week for transitively tying Michigan. But the most important thing is no one gets injured, and all of the beat Georgia stuff (and the rest of the beat Ohio stuff) remains in the bag for the CFP.
31–0
[was really tempting to come up with a narrative for 66–0, but I think we just play it safe once we've scored, because the game is basically over at that point.]
November 30th, 2023 at 6:52 PM ^
8 - 3 (2 field goals and a safety) win for the good guys
November 30th, 2023 at 6:52 PM ^
Iowa forfeit
November 30th, 2023 at 6:53 PM ^
38-6 good guys.
November 30th, 2023 at 6:53 PM ^
42-3 Michigan over I-o-way, I-o-way, that’s where the tall corn grows.
November 30th, 2023 at 6:54 PM ^
30-6 Michigan
November 30th, 2023 at 6:54 PM ^
31-3.
November 30th, 2023 at 6:57 PM ^
Iowa's offense should be a violation of the Big Ten Sportsmanship policy.
November 30th, 2023 at 6:58 PM ^
34 - 5.
November 30th, 2023 at 7:00 PM ^
32 - 4 Michigan
Because why the fuck not?
Go Blue!
November 30th, 2023 at 7:01 PM ^
Here’s my score prediction:
Michigan 28
Iowa 2
Michigan covers but the under hits because it’s an Iowa game.
November 30th, 2023 at 7:05 PM ^
3-0 Michigan.
November 30th, 2023 at 7:15 PM ^
Don't Price is right me!
/s
November 30th, 2023 at 7:13 PM ^
42-3
Did the job in ‘21. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Rest the starters and stay healthy for the Rose Bowl.
Alternatively, 65-0 for Zak. If trying for this score, let Ferentz know the plan when Michigan is up 38-0 at halftime.
November 30th, 2023 at 7:15 PM ^
27-3 Michigan wins. I think it’ll be like 10-0 at halftime and then we open up a big third quarter before we pull our starters in the fourth.
November 30th, 2023 at 7:15 PM ^
12-10 Meechigan… just because you know
November 30th, 2023 at 7:55 PM ^
no, no, no. i had friends on that team, had just graduated, and it was awful.
November 30th, 2023 at 7:15 PM ^
47-1.5
Yep, B. Ferentz will figure a way to score half of one point. And then do it three times.
November 30th, 2023 at 7:18 PM ^
Fewer fireworks than in the '21 game.
Michigan 31, Iowa 6.
I'm hedging on whether Iowa scores a TD against our 2's/3's but misses the PAT, 2 sad FG's or 3 ebullient safeties.
November 30th, 2023 at 7:20 PM ^
M 24-0