Huge Freeze has nose bitten off by Saigon Whore
Not really, but had surgery for a serious case of staph
August 19th, 2019 at 2:20 PM ^
I really hoped that title was true
August 19th, 2019 at 3:48 PM ^
I really wondered if it was true as I waited for the page to load
August 19th, 2019 at 5:15 PM ^
(In Beavis & Butthead voice) you said "load"
August 20th, 2019 at 1:06 AM ^
He was looking at porn?
August 19th, 2019 at 3:58 PM ^
I really hoped he had changed his name to Huge.
August 19th, 2019 at 5:55 PM ^
I was hoping it had actually happened to that jackass Bill "Huge" Simonton who does The Huge Show.
August 19th, 2019 at 11:40 PM ^
Me too. I don't like being associated with him.
August 19th, 2019 at 4:39 PM ^
FWIW, I’m choosing to believe it is still true. Just because the article is not related to the incident doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.
August 20th, 2019 at 10:20 AM ^
If we can expose Craig James for killing five hookers at SMU ( yes, 5 hookers ), we can surely make it known that
Hugh Freeze got his nose bitten off by a Saigon whore.
August 20th, 2019 at 4:24 PM ^
You speak for us all, Cranky Dave.
August 19th, 2019 at 2:23 PM ^
Blessed be the fruit.
August 19th, 2019 at 3:57 PM ^
In his eye..er..nose
August 19th, 2019 at 5:45 PM ^
Under his eye....
is his nose
August 19th, 2019 at 8:26 PM ^
Praise be.
August 19th, 2019 at 2:23 PM ^
I'm just here for the Dirty Work reference...
August 19th, 2019 at 2:36 PM ^
We eat the pig and then together we burn! BURN!
August 19th, 2019 at 2:45 PM ^
You know what hurts the most? The lack of respect. That’s what hurts the most. Expect for the... except for the other thing. That hurts the most. But the lack of respect hurts the second most.
August 19th, 2019 at 2:53 PM ^
Hey! Hey thats my shirt....ugh...oh no thats alright...I was talking to someone thats different than you
August 19th, 2019 at 2:51 PM ^
Did you know you can watch the movie for free on Youtube?
August 19th, 2019 at 6:36 PM ^
TIME TO PAY THE FIDDLER, WHORE!
August 20th, 2019 at 8:19 AM ^
son of a bitch bastard
August 19th, 2019 at 2:24 PM ^
Up vote for the Dirty Work title. Love that movie. Norm McDonald is hilarious
August 19th, 2019 at 3:37 PM ^
I met Norm in a smoking lounge at Hartsfield airport. Nice guy.
August 19th, 2019 at 4:48 PM ^
The story about him doing a set at the University of Iowa in I think '97 is legendary. He was doing bits about incest and hookers and people started to leave but the show was piping all over the building and outside. There were families there. The Shutdown Fullcast talked about it 2 summers ago. It's a great story.
August 19th, 2019 at 3:42 PM ^
His last movie
August 19th, 2019 at 3:52 PM ^
Damn you’re right. Always assumed it was Almost Heroes.
August 19th, 2019 at 2:33 PM ^
Liberty, liberty, . . . liberty!
Did they use liquid nitrogen for an anesthetic?
August 19th, 2019 at 2:40 PM ^
Liberty!
August 19th, 2019 at 2:37 PM ^
Saigon Whore requires tetanus shot after biting Huge Freeze's nose off, video at 11.
August 19th, 2019 at 2:41 PM ^
They say in the land of the blind the man with one eye is king, well in the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king.
August 19th, 2019 at 2:47 PM ^
"Me love you long time"
NCAA investigators
August 19th, 2019 at 2:47 PM ^
Hell yea!! Rolling Stones street fightin’ man. Geeeeeee sevvoooooooooon!
August 19th, 2019 at 2:53 PM ^
If you like pina coladas...
August 19th, 2019 at 3:10 PM ^
Hey, how come you get a pool cue?
August 19th, 2019 at 2:55 PM ^
Title was so good I had to click on it. I'm not even mad it isn't true.
August 20th, 2019 at 9:41 AM ^
For real. Listed under "How to appropriately title a thread on MGoBlog, META:"
August 19th, 2019 at 3:04 PM ^
Fans of Michigan athletics and Dirty Work? I really am among my people.
August 19th, 2019 at 3:20 PM ^
Note to self: Aunt Jenny is your aunt
August 19th, 2019 at 3:06 PM ^
I suppose it could have been worse, better your nose than your member!
August 19th, 2019 at 3:11 PM ^
Now you go back to doing something latently homoerotic. . .
August 19th, 2019 at 3:19 PM ^
"Saigon. Shit. I'm still only in Saigon. Every time I wake up I think I'll be back in the jungle. After my first tour it was worse. I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to a divorce."
This has nothing to do with the OP except whenever Saigon is mentioned I remember the beginning of Apocalypse Now. I read Heart of Darkness in freshman lit class and it blew me away. Can not imagine a better movie version of that story than Coppola's.
August 19th, 2019 at 3:43 PM ^
Change "Saigon" to "Ohio" and enjoy your own mild laughter. A friend and I text this back and forth whenever we are forced to travel through that godforsaken state.
eg, "Ohio. Shit. I'm still only in Ohio." and "I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn't know it yet. Weeks away and hundreds of miles up I-75 along a highway that snaked through Ohio like a circuit cable.."
August 19th, 2019 at 4:31 PM ^
Thank you. I have to remember that the next time I traverse the wasteland between Pittsburgh and Ann Arbor.
August 20th, 2019 at 12:51 AM ^
Beautiful Don. I'll never be able to travel through that wasteland without thinking about Captain Willard.
Ohio is so:
"Is your commanding officer here?
"Ain't you? "
August 19th, 2019 at 4:44 PM ^
Long live Dirty Work.
August 19th, 2019 at 5:48 PM ^
Could be true. Just let me finish the last of my Mekong Mindfuck.
August 19th, 2019 at 5:59 PM ^
I just saw the headline earlier and circled back to read the post today.
I told 15-20 people so now it’s real.
August 19th, 2019 at 6:03 PM ^
In the land of skunks the man with half a nose is king!