name and image turns into a destiny's child song 

Not Pictured: the safety who ought to be.

scrabbling for walk-on silver linings 

someone get a stuffed beaver to rub in kenny demens's face 

not great bob

the least insightful UFR in history 

lame! whatevs! 

hot take segment: secondary edition

asking questions like "are the ends all-americans or merely excellent?" feels pretty good

dad achievement unlocked