Olympic Anti-Sex Cardboard Bed Frames
Hmmm doing it on the floor?!? What a concept...never heard of it.
Shaggy??
Wasnt him.
Thanks for taking 5 extra seconds to make the whole premise false. My first thought was recycling and sustainability as the reasons for cardboard beds. Of course Sex gets more views and clicks, proven by this thread.
One does not simply debunk Shaggy.
Or the Comment of the Week here on MGoBlog.
I'll give him 3/10 for being half naked but this seems like a story that somebody hilarious should debunk via NSFW video.
He even had her in the shower
The floor was my first thought...but...how about standing up against a wall? Where there's a will, there's a way.
Or the shower?
Nevermind, scratch that.
I was expecting to see something like this!
NOT THE FARGHMAN!
From what I've heard over the years, Olympians will find a way
brad, I’m intrigued by this. I mean, I don’t doubt it and good for them.
But, like, you gotta wait until you’re done with your event, right? You can’t risk getting all burny in your tender parts prior to a once in a lifetime physical competition.
I guess if you’re on a team, like a reserve, you could risk it because, yo, sex with an Olympian ain’t gonna be available all that often.
After your event is done, it’s probably just finding others who are also done and going *crazy*
Thanks for posting this comment. My Monday has sucked and daydreaming logistics has really taken the sting off it.
After your event is done, it’s probably just finding others who are also done and going *crazy*
Yes, it's basically this. There's actually a lot of down time outside of your competition days. Especially after your events are over.
As I understand it, the Olympic village is just a big fuck fest. Especially after your event is done, you're now in this elite club with the fittest people in the world, all celebrating the fact that they are where they are and, after they're done competing, getting loose. They traditionally give out condoms as part of the welcome package for this exact reason.
I don't remember where I read it, but I vaguely recall some details about the Tokyo team basically kicking participants out and sending them back home after they've competed. So this year could be a bit different than in years' past.
This is the real reason so many people want to be Olympic athletes.
Great news for the boxing team... 'cause "women weakens legs. "
Who knew that sleeping on cardboard boxes in dorms may just be the ticket to destroy STDs?
So just fold up the frame, put the mattress on the floor for a few weeks, and bang away.
Except, it's not true:
https://edition.cnn.com/2021/07/19/sport/athletes-arrive-olympic-village-sex-beds-spt-intl/index.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/19/world/asia/tokyo-olympics-anti-sex-beds-cardboard.html
Beat me to it. Here's an Irish gymnast jumping up and down on the supposed anti-sex beds.
“Anti-sex” beds at the Olympics pic.twitter.com/2jnFm6mKcB
— Rhys Mcclenaghan (@McClenaghanRhys) July 18, 2021
(Longshanks voice)...
"Irish."
I’m betting he can nail a dismount.
Yeah, was going to post the same thing.
The state purpose was to make the Olympics as carbon-neutral as they could and these frames both saved money and could be recycled/were built with recycled material. It's actually commendable that the Olympics are trying to limit their footprint in this small way.
I was going to post the same thing. They are card board so they can be recycled. They did the same thing at the last olympics
Another killjoy, letting facts get in the way of a good story.
So in response to the OPs statement, “…when I think things couldn’t get dumber…”
Actually believing some random athlete’s tweet without spending the 1 minute required to verify the information is demonstrably dumber.
Another example of where a poster should resist creating a new thread.
Gimme steam--how you feel can make it real.
As real as anything you've seen.
Get a life with the dreamer's dream.
But what if your Olympic event is fucking??
Then you're living your best life
Then you're living EVERYONE'S best life. FIFY
/some of us would be happy with a participation trophy
Hmm, I would think there would be a high chance of overtraining.
It gives new meaning to having a highly remarkable floor routine.....not to mention a powerful clean and jerk.
I just hope they make sure to not peak too early.
I’m more of a jerk then clean but to each their own
That's a problem if one person's a distance runner and the other is a sprinter.
Then you're Barbados Slim.
Olympic champion in limbo and sex.
Bender: "Professor, make a woman out of me!"
Professor: "Oh, I think we should just stay friends."
I'm actually the Olympic champion from 1992-2016. Hard to believe, but true.
Thinking about moving from the solo event to the pairs event but everyone I talked to advised against it.
Fucking is the only olympic event where winning the gold is finishing last, not first!!!
Jesus H Christ on a cracker
Stop spreading fake news.
A quick Google search shows that they're saying that this is fake news.
Who knows though. It seems like the IOC is the type of person to care what you do in the privacy of your shared public sleeping dormitory.
While I am no great fan of the IOC, it's unlikely they would expend the resources to police after-hours shenanigans between nubile athletes, especially since they've long known there's gonna be lots of hanky-panky at the Village and their IDGAF response was 'here, have some condoms'
But... if any of the acts of coitus take the form of interlocking five rings, then the IOC would most certainly be interested in that - along with the rest of us, to be perfectly fair.