Was it real? [Marc-Gregor Campredon]

Puck's Soliloquy Comment Count

Seth December 15th, 2020 at 3:00 PM

If we shadows have offended, think but this and all is mended.

[jump]

That you have but slumbered here, while these visions did appear:

And this weak and idle theme, no more yielding but a dream.

Gentles do not reprehend,

for if you pardon, we will mend.

And as I am an honest Puck,

If we have unearned luck,

Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,

we will make amends 'ere long.

Else the puck a liar call?

So good night unto you all.

Give me your hands if we be friends.

And Robin shall restore amends.

/curtain.

Comments

dragonchild

December 15th, 2020 at 4:56 PM ^

Man you have low standards. It’s like you think they’re gods or something. The play completely falls apart because Puck screws up his assignment, Demetrius chases the wrong route (did he fall asleep??), and Bottom gets donkeyed out of the play.  The players are an undisciplined mess.

#fireOberon

Hail-Storm

December 15th, 2020 at 3:15 PM ^

$8M paid to a head coach for 2 wins sounds like a lot, but they included a road win over top 25 Minnesota* and a triple overtime win over Rutger**, so yeah.

 

*Please do not look at Minnesota's record, only the little number by their name in the highlight

**Please do not look at Rutger record at any time.

cbutter

December 15th, 2020 at 3:28 PM ^

*Please do not look at Minnesota's record, only the little number by their name in the highlight

 

A year from now when Michigan is getting ready to kick their first game, the announcers will talk about Michigan coming off a bad year "but that included a win against a top 25 Minnesota team on the road, so this team can put it together". That is how these things work. It's the reason that so many teams claim a win over a top 25 Michigan squad, because Michigan got the early season hype and by the end of the year they were 7-5 and out of the top 25. Pre-season rankings are stupid, and rankings in general shouldn't come out until week 6. That won't change though because they need the numbers next to the names for the viewership numbers. 

matty blue

December 16th, 2020 at 8:38 AM ^

i'd rather eat my own eyeballs.

luckily, they rolled out of my stupid head when i read your comment, which used an obviously un-analytical post to bitch, once again, about jim harbaugh and how lousy the season was and woe is us and blah blah blah. bonus points for bringing up *by far* the least interesting part of any of this, that being his salary.  it's all boring and whiny as hell.