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Yeah because history has…

Yeah because history has shown the old “Everyone else does it” justification is a totally valid reason. 

Clearly you haven’t been to…

Clearly you haven’t been to Mississippi enough. 
 

Meh, I’ve been called worse…

Meh, I’ve been called worse by lesser assholes than you. 
But seriously if screaming “Buckeye fan” is the best you can muster, you really should change your pic. Don Rickles would be ashamed to be associated with something so lameass. 

Dude the fact that’s the…

Dude the fact that’s the best you can do for an insult when Don Rickles is your picture is pretty fucking sad. 

Rickles could come up with insults that would put your lame attempts to shame.
 

And when I say Don Rickles is far more clever than you, I literally mean at this very moment his cleverness far exceeds yours. 

Well at this point I’m…

Well at this point I’m really inclined to believe Quinn is totally full of shit and has no idea what the hell he is doing. 

Depends. Cincy might go for…

Depends. Cincy might go for Burrow if they land the top pick. 
Young probably ends up with the Giants. 
Barkley, Jones and Young.......That’s a pretty damn good core to build around. 

I’m thinking of opening a…

I’m thinking of opening a pretzel company and I want you on board. Your saltiness over the fact that Young is going to make more money than any of us on here will make it so I can save a lot of time and resources finding a reliable sodium chloride source. 

Yeah because I’d HAVE to be…

Yeah because I’d HAVE to be a Buckeye fan to point out that:

1. Young is projected to be a top 3 pick by every expert out there. 

2. As a top draft pick he will be signed for an ungodly amount of money. 
 

3. For most people, suddenly getting an ungodly amount of money would be pretty awesome and take the sting out of other things in life. 
 

Clearly these are things that only a Buckeye fan could dare believe. 

If you wanted that to be…

If you wanted that to be true then you shouldn’t have responded  

The fact you did automatically makes it a 2 person conversation. 
 

Math is hard, I know. 

Do you have some kind of…

Do you have some kind of information on Trevor Lawrence transferring that we’re not privy to?

People are speculating…

People are speculating Taylor to the Lions. God I sure as hell hope not. 
 

Don’t want to see that young man’s NFL career ruined before the end of his first season.

I’m sure the sting of coming…

I’m sure the sting of coming in last will be eased considerably when he’s a top 3 pick in the spring and signs with a team for a shitzillion dollars. 

Thank god Harbaugh is above…

Thank god Harbaugh is above all that nonsense and hasn’t had to resort to transfer QBs in lieu of a homegrown recruit being good enough to start. 

Easy turbo. Let’s maybe get…

Easy turbo. Let’s maybe get through a whole season before we anoint Howard as some kind of basketball coaching savant who has just breezed in here and improved on what the best coach in school history has built. 

Hate to tell you this dummy,…

Hate to tell you this dummy, but if it wasn’t for John Beilein, Michigan would still probably be fighting with Nebraska and Northwestern for B10 relevancy. 
 

Or did you forget how far things had fallen during the Ellerbe/Amaker years?

Is Cazzie Russell still in…

Is Cazzie Russell still in the pros?

Jeez, calm your tits dude,…

Jeez, calm your tits dude, it’s college basketball and the rankings are utterly meaningless. They only exist to give idiots like Dick Vitale something to talk about and for fans to overreact to be screaming how can such and such a team be ranked ahead of us?!?!?!

Everyone is going to the big dance in March. We’ll get our chance to prove our superiority over OSU and everyone else then. 

Take them to Universal…

Take them to Universal Studios and hope they get sick from drinking too much butterbeer at Harry Potter land. 
 

Other than that, I got nothing. 

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Proposed neutral flag.

56% female though.....So the…

56% female though.....So the odds are good for the 400 or so guys there. 

I’d love to see them try and…

I’d love to see them try and do an O-H-I-O style cheer for Presbyterian. 

Mock the TPEC all you want,…

Mock the TPEC all you want, but do you think that it’s just a coincidence that Duke has never dared to play a game there?

I’m sure they can figure out…

I’m sure they can figure out how to get alcohol and sex on their own. 

In my experience, a lot of…

In my experience, a lot of kids at these small religious schools love to drink, fuck, and get high, so here’s what you do: 

Since weed is legal in Michigan, go buy a dime bag, drive down to the Presbyterian campus, and you can probably exchange it for some primo tickets right behind the visitors bench. 

So I can buy a mug or a shot…

So I can buy a mug or a shot glass that has the Penn State loss, the almost loss to Army, as well as the ass kickings that Wiscy and OSU gave us emblazoned on it for all eternity? Well shit, put me down for a dozen!

Seriously. 
Who the hell…

Seriously. 
Who the hell buys a mug that has the pasting Ohio State laid on us emblazoned on it?

Yeah, even though he’s shady…

Yeah, even though he’s shady as fuck, I’m going take a leap of faith and believe that Nick Saban might just actually be a better coach than Jim Harbaugh. 

Yeah but Alabama’s defense…

Yeah but Alabama’s defense had to face the high scoring SEC for most of their games. While ND faced the puds of the ACC and MSU’s D got to save face with games like Rutgers and Maryland. 
You put either of those 2 teams in the SEC and I guarantee their defenses end up being ranked much lower than they are. 

Half the people on this…

Half the people on this board for one will still try and find a way to say that Harbaugh is only just slightly behind Saban as a coach and the only reason Saban is so much more successful is because of academic standards and bagmen. 
Also, after his first 2 seasons here, there were several national talking heads who were saying Harbaugh was the best coach in the nation despite the utter ridiculousness of that statement.

Obviously they’ve had to back it off some the last 3 years, but there are still plenty of people out there who are trying to spin the narrative that Saban isn’t really THAT much better.

I’m sure Nick’s heard these comments and is very eager to put them to rest  

 

Even in a down year, Bama is…

Even in a down year, Bama is few notches above “good.”

Uh, you might want to check…

Uh, you might want to check out who Alabama’s coach is if you think they won’t give a fuck and come out lazy and unprepared. 

Bama could be playing the North Dakota School of Mines and Performing Arts in a bowl game in Alaska, and Saban would still be determined to go and win it 63-0.

 

There’s not a chance in hell Saban’s not relishing the opportunity to destroy a guy who some still claim is his near equal in the coaching community, and who gets paid almost as as he does, despite not having 1/1,000th the accomplishments. 

People are also talking…

People are also talking about coaching like we’re not going up against Nick Fucking Saban here. 
 

Yeah I’m totally confident…

Yeah I’m totally confident that Michigan is going to be able to make up for Alabama’s superior talent and athleticism by having Jim Harbaugh out coach the man who is the greatest college football coach in history.  

Oh Christ, shut the fuck up. 

Oh Christ, shut the fuck up. 

We’ll still get reminded of…

We’ll still get reminded of him twice a year when we have to play fucking Rutgers and Maryland. 

Apparently you stopped…

Apparently you stopped watching at halftime. 

Grandma called and said if…

Grandma called and said if she had balls she’d be grandpa. 

So instead of “The leaders…

So instead of “The leaders and best.” We’re actually “Just like all the other B10 teams who can’t beat OSU.”

Boy, we should all feel a great sense of relief and validation over that.

Uh uh......
First it was …

Uh uh......

First it was “Well, Lloyd is out of touch and has to retire before we can get back to OSU’s level.”

Then it was “Well, RichRod is crap and we have to get rid of him before we can get back to OSU’s level.”

Then “Well, Tressel has to leave before we can get back to OSU’s level.”

“Well, Hoke sucks and we have to get rid of him before we get back to OSU’s level.”

“Well, Harbaugh has to get his players in before we can get back to OSU’s level.” 
 

“Well, Urban has to leave”

And now it ‘s “Well once Urban’s players leave we’ll be able to get back to OSU’s level.”

 

Keep on with the delusions my friend. 14 years and counting.  

 

Just fucking stop. OSU has…

Just fucking stop. OSU has kicked it into overdrive and UW is out of responses. 
 

This bitching about the refs only makes us look that much more pathetic. 

Truer words have never been…

Truer words have never been spoken.

Foul mouthed and illiterate!…

Foul mouthed and illiterate!

You must be a hit with all the ladies. 

I’m trying to be optimistic. 

I’m trying to be optimistic. 

Losing wouldn’t be a…

Losing wouldn’t be a surprise or upsetting.

But if a 2 loss Bama team, who will no doubt be disappointed to be playing in the Citrus Bowl and unlikely to be fired up to give maximum effort and intensity, still comes out and blows our doors off, I will be extremely concerned about the future of the program. 

Don’t forget “It’s just not…

Don’t forget “It’s just not realistic for our fans to expect us to beat a team like Ohio State.”

Apparently UW doesn’t have a…

Apparently UW doesn’t have a problem with the expectation that they can hang with OSU. 

What fucking broadcast are…

What fucking broadcast are you watching?

So what happens if Bama in a…

So what happens if Bama in a “down year” absolutely blows us off the goddamned field?

Do we all just sit around and go “Well our expectations are just too damn high anyway. We can’t realistically be expected to compete with a program like Bama, even when they’re having an off year. Let’s just be happy with our 9 wins and savor the fact that we’ve put MSU back in its place.”

 

 

Still won’t bring back Layla…

Still won’t bring back Layla. 

This is why I always thought…

This is why I always thought Larry Bird was smart as hell when he took the Pacers coaching job. He knew they were a group of good/great players who were solid professionals like Reggie Miller, Rik Smits, Mark Jackson, Chris Mullin, Jalen Rose and Sam Perkins and he wasn’t going to have to do a lot of ego managing and motivating to get them to play winning ball. 
A group like that would have been an ideal fit for JB.