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Can I please request that my account be banned?

Can I please request that my account be banned and my posts removed, if possible? I'll keep following the blog, but I'm going back to lurking and no longer wish to have an account for personal reasons.

Thank you!

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You're right

It is quite telling that somebody would not only follow recruits, but keep track of who they follow, as well. That may perhaps be a step too far.

Also, does anybody remember Jordan Fuller? It's pretty obvious in this case that Wilson is Blue whether it's sooner or later, but there comes a point when too much is too much.

He also

He also retweeted a Michigan account of some type about his upcoming announcement, and said that it wasn't related to an all-star game. Also, I learned that he really likes female basketball players, which is a piece of information that I really could have lived my life without knowing about a random high schooler.

I know

I know absolutely nothing about him, but what I do know is that for being the Dean of Engineering, "Alec Gallimore" is a phenomenal name. I'd be extremely disappointed if the Dean of Engineering didn't have a name like Alec Gallimore. That's fiction-level name greatness right there; I can just see some fictional universe where we travel to other galaxies in a 'Gallimore Ship'.

He passes the name test, and I expect great things out of him based solely on that. I have no doubt of it, in fact.

I don't post

Nah, I don't post nearly enough for that.

It's just that I've made an effort to be much nicer as a person, and WD seems to take this site extremely seriously and probably personally, and I didn't want to say something that he'd take personally and feel bad about with any of my posts.

I'm sure he has enough problems in his life, and doesn't need a random schmuck like me to pile on and make him feel bad about something.

Rereading

Rereading my second comment, I actually feel bad. I really don't want to pile on something that he's given a pretty hard time about in tons of threads any time that he posts anything when it comes to the multiple account thing, and I feel like I may have crossed a line. At the end of the day, he's still a person, and that always needs to be kept in mind. From everything that I've seen, Wolverine Devotee seems like a good and nice person, I greatly appreciate the enthusiasm that he brings, and think that he gets some undue venom sent his way sometimes.

I personally apologize to WD if I crossed a line for you, and I promise that I didn't mean anything by it. I genuinely hope that he finds peace, happiness, and fulfillment in life, whatever that means from his perspective.

OT2 I bet TideDevotee uses multiple accounts on the site to increase his odds.
Bizarro On some distant bizarro southern message board, a tear rolls down TideDevotee's face as he whispers, "finally."
In fact, they have

I've heard that after the Indiana loss, John Beilein stopped playing nice guy coach, and instituted the 'Get Tough or Die Trying' regimen. We all think of Beilein as a super nice guy, and he is, of course, but he isn't any more happy than we are with his team's effort on the court in those two games. At the end of the day, he's a division 1 basketball coach, and he knows when it's time to get tough.

He was so displeased, in fact, that he forced the team to wake up extra early for practice. To be specific, he forced the entire team to get up at 4 AM the day right after the Indiana loss. Beilein went to the living quarters of every single player, snuck inside utilizing the services of a contracted former Michigan State player, and put an airhorn on full blast right next to their ears. After they woke up horrified, he then hurled a basketball directly at their face in a dodgeball throwing motion, and told them to "get your useless sack of quitter self" out of bed, without them changing or allowing them to put on a winter coat. After gathering them all up, he made them all run, including Caris, to the Player Development Center, following behind the pack in his car, being sure to bump any stragglers so that they kept pace.

After forcing a ten mile run after they got there, Beilein then forced them all to put their dominant hand in a tub of boiling water for a full minute. Despite the screams, he said that "second degree burns are merely a state of mind, we need to get tough!", and kept going. Afterwards, he forced all of the players to sit outside so that they could eat, directly in the snow. He, of course, wheeled out a delicious spread for each of the players, the prime piece being a sub. Initially pleasantly surprised, the players then bit into the subs to discover that they were filled with broken glass. After the hysterical screaming stopped, he forced the players to go back inside, put their wounded hands in a salt and tobasco sauce combo, and forced them to shoot for hours, emphasizing shots at the rim.

Once they were done at 8PM, Beilein said that he was proud of each and every single one of them, and sat them down for a prayer. Afterward, he had a team night where they had pizza and played board games to build unity. The next two days of practice were even worse, but the results are unbelievable. He also took away their phones to emphasize basketball first.

This team is going to be ready. I just know it! John Beilein has that sense of urgency going among the whole team now. Not even Robbie Hummel could help them now. Good luck, Purdue!

Simultaneously

Simultaneously, they have no mercy, and nothing but mercies. They're a team on a mission this year, I almost feel bad for any team that has to play them.

...Almost.

I agree

Kornheiser: Everybody in college football is afraid of Jim Harbaugh because Jim Harbaugh is loud about this.

Wilbon: I agree.

Kornheiser: Alright. Interesting news on the Peyton Manning retirement front. Personally, I think that he'd be crazy to come back, but sometimes, people do crazy things. He's the type of guy that gets to pick when it's his time, he's earned that.

Wilbon: I agree.

Kornheiser: Where do you think the Broncos will go from here?

Wilbon: I agree.

Kornheiser: Do you have anything to add, Mike? Are you even paying attention any more?

Wilbon: I agree.

Kornheiser: I'm of the belief that the melting point of sea cucumbers presents a risk not only to mom and pop businesses, but also to the sarcophagus, cucumber, and silkworm industries. It will be interesting to see the effect that it has on rubber gloves and their families. She's in my prayers.

Wilbon: I agree.

(I think he meant childish use?)

 

We are unwilling to lower ourselves to the level of Jim Harbaugh over his "childhood use" of Twitter! This, of course, has nothing to do with a large portion of the SEC adminstration being unable to read, write, or operate a phone. We could certainly respond, if we chose to. Certainly!