Would you be interested in Bazooka Joe as a future head coach?
Complete hypothetical scenario:
I'm under the assumption that all human head coaches will be replaced by comic characters, based off nothing more than a hunch, and I really want attention. Considering that Harbaugh is likely going to join the NHL head coaching ranks, and Dabo is going to the LPGA circuit, and somehow it's all RR's fault, should we recruit Bazooka from the candy ranks and see if he'll bring Garfield and Odie as coordinators?
January 4th, 2021 at 6:39 PM ^
The Kool-Aid man as DC is the only logical option.
January 4th, 2021 at 6:44 PM ^
His players will surely run through brick walls for him.
January 4th, 2021 at 6:52 PM ^
Would rather have him as running backs coach then
January 4th, 2021 at 9:02 PM ^
Or defensive line.
January 4th, 2021 at 7:01 PM ^
I go with Gandalf for HC. Harry Potter as our OC and Voldemort as our DC. You need someone cruel as your DC.
January 4th, 2021 at 8:15 PM ^
I prefer the Doublemint twins, if were talking about gum brands only old people remember.
January 4th, 2021 at 8:45 PM ^
Oh no, oh no. Oh yeah!!!
January 4th, 2021 at 6:39 PM ^
Well, the "I really want attention" seems to hold some water
January 4th, 2021 at 6:39 PM ^
Deez Nutz should be coach
January 4th, 2021 at 8:21 PM ^
Bofa?
January 4th, 2021 at 8:35 PM ^
Who?
January 4th, 2021 at 6:40 PM ^
Not clever. Cluttering up an already cluttered board.
January 4th, 2021 at 6:42 PM ^
Just as relevant as the post below this.
January 4th, 2021 at 6:44 PM ^
Not really.
January 4th, 2021 at 9:27 PM ^
She or he is right you know.
January 4th, 2021 at 8:39 PM ^
MJG owes me an apology for having to read his OT contribution.
In all seriousness, let’s also add Mr. Clean to lead the strength & conditioning program.
January 4th, 2021 at 8:55 PM ^
I mean, it’s kinda clever
January 4th, 2021 at 8:56 PM ^
I mean, it’s kinda clever
January 4th, 2021 at 6:40 PM ^
Stop day drinking, man (or cartoon character)....whoever you are.
January 4th, 2021 at 7:00 PM ^
I appreciate that mort is wearing ppe and practicing safe distancing...
January 4th, 2021 at 7:23 PM ^
Reminds me of what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket. He said “Son, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
January 4th, 2021 at 7:54 PM ^
I'm sending 40¢ in for that telescope. Going to be harder to find 5 comics. I guess I'll go by the comedy clubs when they close and see who I can kidnap on the way to their car.
January 4th, 2021 at 6:41 PM ^
Pretty sure I’d prefer him over Moorhead
January 4th, 2021 at 8:25 PM ^
Let's go to South Park:
HC is Big Gay Al, and truly NTTAWWT!!!!
OC is Kyle
QB Coach is Stan
OL Coach is Cartman
WR Coach is Starvin' Marvin
Special Teams Coach is Kenny
RB Coach is Chef
Need to really think about the Defensive side of the ball.
January 4th, 2021 at 8:45 PM ^
I think Chef is the color guy for Keith Jackson. Anyone go check on that team recently?
January 5th, 2021 at 1:25 PM ^
I think Sheila Broflovski as DC.
January 4th, 2021 at 10:58 PM ^
Give me Moorhead all day every day. Especially with the quarantine in effect.
January 4th, 2021 at 6:46 PM ^
This is so crazy it just might work!
January 4th, 2021 at 6:49 PM ^
If they promised to routinely churn out a dynamic offense and not take a huge sh!t in the big game then most fans would be ecstatic I'm sure
January 4th, 2021 at 6:49 PM ^
I loved his comic strips that came with the gum. I’m down for somebody who’s going to go above and beyond.
January 4th, 2021 at 6:51 PM ^
Would it follow the trajectory of Bazooka Joe gum? A LOT of work at first, then a brief period of contentment followed by an accelerated demise.
If that’s the case, I’d rather go with Fruit Stripes—a spectacular opening that makes the violently abrupt ending worth it.
January 4th, 2021 at 7:02 PM ^
My vote is for big league chew.
Just a big old lump that makes you feel like you have the real thing for a while...until you eventually come to terms with the fact that it’s not what the cool kids have.
Did I just vote for Brady Hoke?
January 4th, 2021 at 7:12 PM ^
Give me The Doublemint Twins.
"Double your Pleasure, Double your Fun!"
I'd be seriously interested.
January 4th, 2021 at 6:55 PM ^
Tripper from Meatballs. He’s a heck of a motivator.
January 4th, 2021 at 7:02 PM ^
Here's the ISS in comparison to an American football field.
January 4th, 2021 at 7:07 PM ^
The “NASA” in the endzones is a nice touch.
January 4th, 2021 at 7:56 PM ^
My son just built that Lego set last night. Pretty cool. Not the size a football field.
January 4th, 2021 at 7:18 PM ^
I just want to know if Joe's brother Craven is going to join him should he take over for Harbaugh.
January 4th, 2021 at 7:22 PM ^
I vote for Dr. Zaius.
January 4th, 2021 at 8:20 PM ^
Now we're talking, but he's too cerebral. We need General Ursus.
January 4th, 2021 at 7:39 PM ^
No.2 after Matt Campbell
January 4th, 2021 at 7:46 PM ^
Coach Road Runner, please (Beep Beep)
January 4th, 2021 at 8:17 PM ^
He'd definitely bring the speed in space philosophy.
January 4th, 2021 at 7:48 PM ^
No way. Bazooka gum is not up to our standards. Loses its flavor after about five chews.
January 4th, 2021 at 7:59 PM ^
I don't know if he'd be a good HC, but having him on the sidelines would be a blast ?
January 4th, 2021 at 8:00 PM ^
Not the crazy we need...
... but the crazy we deserve.
January 4th, 2021 at 8:07 PM ^
Dude is all air, pops, and leaves a sticky situation every where he goes.
January 4th, 2021 at 8:17 PM ^
I thought that was Joe Milton's nickname right before the hype train dove off a cliff