Thank you, Coach! This Championship season has been everything any fan could have hoped for. My reasons for wanting you to stay were all selfish. Mostly I wanted to keep watching Sparty and Buckeye fans keep losing their shit over you each week. Seeing you live rent-free in their heads these past few years has been glorious. You will never buy another milk or steak or hamburger with all the fixins if I have anything to say about it. Now go get that Lombardi Trophy retire and come back here as a special advisor someday.
I broke down and paid for the stupid Bally’s app and despite low expectations, was completely stunned with how terrible it was. Randomly getting kicked out and having to log back in during games, repeated errors when clicking the game links, the irritating way the pregame doesn’t just roll into the game and have to select a separate link after the pregame abruptly ends, the stupid slow ball bouncing during commercial breaks because Bally’s can’t sell all the adspace. At least the Prime app will work more than 50% of the time.
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Hic!
Sappy Paint Hatrick’s!
Hic!
And we ended Saban’s career with a loss to us. Gold, Jerry!
CC: I told ya so
It would still be worth it, just to hear someone say “Carhart Parka”
But Ryan Day will still be the Dink
Sorry don’t follow. So Warde is Orgeron and Harbaugh is Joe Burrow in this analogy?
I read this title and imagined Warde has a spreadsheet with formulas for coaching candidates.
Obviously, consider me one who didn’t know who Manuel Excel was
Tic Tac Dough! (This should be our new NIL collective name too)
Eddie Murray passes torch
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Username checks out.
There is no dark side of the moon.
matter of fact, it’s all dark.
Thank you, Coach! This Championship season has been everything any fan could have hoped for. My reasons for wanting you to stay were all selfish. Mostly I wanted to keep watching Sparty and Buckeye fans keep losing their shit over you each week. Seeing you live rent-free in their heads these past few years has been glorious. You will never buy another milk or steak or hamburger with all the fixins if I have anything to say about it. Now go get that Lombardi Trophy retire and come back here as a special advisor someday.
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I broke down and paid for the stupid Bally’s app and despite low expectations, was completely stunned with how terrible it was. Randomly getting kicked out and having to log back in during games, repeated errors when clicking the game links, the irritating way the pregame doesn’t just roll into the game and have to select a separate link after the pregame abruptly ends, the stupid slow ball bouncing during commercial breaks because Bally’s can’t sell all the adspace. At least the Prime app will work more than 50% of the time.
Additionally, I’m also for Orji all season.
Cleating scandal?
Refs should probably be in the ring of loudmouth honor after their steady contributions to Cowboy success.
Damn, I’m more pissed than the people who purchased a 1-day Pontiac Silverdome Implosion Package.
What a fucked up ending to that game.
Armando Galaraga just had a flashback too. Way to botch the game, ref.
Referees angling to get added to the Dallas ring of blowhard honor.
Glad Adam and Eve aren’t around to see what happened to the annual Garden of Eden Bowl. The uniforms are way different too.
Less cheese, more fiber?
Not going back for the hat
Bet!
“THE…
To which he should say:
“THE KIDS ARE DEALING THEIR TAILS OFF AND THE TRUSTEES ARE SCREWING IT UP!
B1G:\>defrag
I rolled the version back a little too far. Now the little paper-clip guy is asking me if I want to write a book report.
I remember hearing George Kell say “Wockenfuss” like it was yesterday. He had that batting stance that always stood out too.
Anyone remember back in the day, Willie dumped a bucket of ice water on Mitch Albom after a write up he did? It might have been around 87 or 88.
RIP Guillermo
Fuck Gaspar…
Fuck Ohio!
Fuck Gaspar Gomez! And fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck 'em all! I bury those cockroaches!
Much appreciated! To Mike Barrett, it’s always been The Team, The Team, The Team, The Team, The Team, The Team.
“James Franklin is a Boones Farm Coach”
- Sam Webb
Was thinking the same. But they can’t get a shutout. No matter what. Also speaks to how much we’re in their head.
Play action then bomb
Time for D to score!
These late hits out of bounds by Penn State are bullshit too!
Now go get those Cartier’s!
I’m so pissed off about this right now
Thank you, rym!
rym, wasn’t this moved to judge Carol Kunhke? Does the case stay on Judge Connors docket for tracking still?
I’m refreshing this thread even more than I do a game day thread!
Eh, this was really more about me being hungry, but I respect the negs for the poor taste. Mea culpa.
Yes, how much of a roll Warde had, indeed…
This whole thing is becoming an article out of The Onion.
Figure-four-leg-lock that muthafucker!
Tearing it up and overtaking ass
Do you mean to tell me the MSU game score could have been 49-7?!!
How dare he steal MSU’s dream of losing with dignity! The horror.
Isn’t Roy actually Sparty? Once talked a big game, but eventually written out of the script?
Also, had serious anger issues.