Wiltfong's Ballz Just Swung to Solomon
As some of you know, some people's ballz just hang lower than others. Steve's are among the heaviest as the #1 predictor on 247 with a 90% success rate.
Hell even Thunder went ballz to the wall to Aubrey "Yogi" Solomon last night.
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January 18th, 2017 at 11:32 AM ^
January 18th, 2017 at 11:53 AM ^
Before I get too excited about this news, I need to know more about Wiltfong's ballz. I know they hang low, via the OP. But are they consistent? Once he makes a pick does he stick with it, or do his ballz wobble too and fro?
January 18th, 2017 at 11:57 AM ^
I understand that in addition to hanging low, they do in fact wobble - to and fro. In fact, I understand that he can tie them in a knot and tie them in a bow. In fact, word on the street is that he can throw them over his shoulder (like a continental soldier).
January 18th, 2017 at 11:59 AM ^
Excellent, thanks for the additional insight. A follow-up question now: Do you have any idea if they make a "lusty clamor" when you hit them with a hammer? Or is it just mostly normal screaming??
January 18th, 2017 at 12:33 PM ^
but does one hang lower than the other is the question. If so, he should seek medical treatment for a hydrocele. They can be painful!
January 18th, 2017 at 12:40 PM ^
January 18th, 2017 at 1:30 PM ^
If they hung together they would collide like Klackers when you walk.
January 18th, 2017 at 1:56 PM ^
Wouldn't that make for a good, albeit painful, party trick!
January 18th, 2017 at 2:54 PM ^
is the question of comparative ballz:
Like the man from Assizez
Whose balls were of two different sizes
The one was so small
It was no ball at all
But the other won several prizes
January 18th, 2017 at 3:51 PM ^
January 18th, 2017 at 11:37 AM ^
I have blue balls too, waiting for this tease to be over.
January 18th, 2017 at 11:45 AM ^
January 18th, 2017 at 12:26 PM ^
January 18th, 2017 at 1:20 PM ^
...Blue Balls is a season!
And it lasts from January 1st until your birthday. Ba dump
January 18th, 2017 at 11:33 AM ^
Well this is getting interesting
January 18th, 2017 at 11:33 AM ^
January 18th, 2017 at 11:33 AM ^
DAMMMMIT. Just a moment too late.
January 18th, 2017 at 11:36 AM ^
Going to add the info I put in my thread:
Wiltfong has a fantastic track record with his predictions (over 90%) and was one of the only guys to CB Wilson to Georgia and the ONLY guy to CB Harris to Alabama.
January 18th, 2017 at 11:41 AM ^
committed to Bama, so it didn't matter. I wonder if this means he won't have anymore home visits before his decision?
January 18th, 2017 at 11:46 AM ^
You misunderstand. Wiltfong was the only guy to CB Harris to Bama BEFORE he committed to them. You can't CB somebody to the school that they have already committed to.
January 18th, 2017 at 11:48 AM ^
That was a different Steve! Lorenz, in fact
January 18th, 2017 at 11:57 AM ^
D'OH!!!!
And Lorenz still hasn't CB'ed him to Michigan (he is Foggy).
Thanks for pointing that out.
January 18th, 2017 at 11:34 AM ^
The article (http://247sports.com/Article/Michigan-staff-working-towards-big-Nationa…) also mentions that Michigan is ramping up contact with Oliver Martin again. Would love to have him in the class. Could be a great addition in the slot to complement DPJ, Black, and hopefully Nico.
January 18th, 2017 at 12:30 PM ^
I'm pretty sure they won't take both Collins and Martin.
January 18th, 2017 at 12:43 PM ^
Sam said on TMI this morning that it's a possibly they could take both. He referenced position versatility (ability to play safety) for Brad Hawkins as one of the reasons.
January 19th, 2017 at 3:34 AM ^
The team needs wideouts with Darboh and Chesson gone and Harris and Ways yet to show they can deliver. So they'll take Collins for sure if they can get him. If they do that's 3 or 4 WR in this class. They also have Crawford plus 3 quality slot recieivers already on the team. (I'm confident that Perry's problems will be pled out as 1 or more misdemeanors.) We simply won't need another slot in Martin. The receivers will also be young. Perry's the old man as a junior. Add 2 sophomores, a redshirt freshman and 3 true freshmen. If Collins doesn't commit Harbaugh will apparently add Martin, but it will be as a luxury, not a necessity.
January 18th, 2017 at 11:34 AM ^
We spend a lot of time talking about balls here, don't we?
Not criticizing. Just observing.
January 18th, 2017 at 11:36 AM ^
January 18th, 2017 at 11:43 AM ^
Except during the CFP. Then we talk about golden vaginas.
And when Finebaum is on, we talk about assholes.
January 18th, 2017 at 8:15 PM ^
But finebaum has both....
January 18th, 2017 at 12:17 PM ^
...would assholes be MGoGastro?
January 18th, 2017 at 11:55 AM ^
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January 18th, 2017 at 12:26 PM ^
From what I understand, if that truly is a goal of yours just get a reverse vasectemoy and that'll give you about a week of that sensation.
January 18th, 2017 at 12:33 PM ^
And advertise to the world that you have a teensy little pecker like that chimp does?
January 18th, 2017 at 1:08 PM ^
Hey now, he's a grow-er not a show-er.
January 18th, 2017 at 2:24 PM ^
Chimps don't get circumcised.
January 18th, 2017 at 10:23 PM ^
Wouldn't that be something
January 18th, 2017 at 11:55 AM ^
Good lord, that ape can teabag several people at once...
January 18th, 2017 at 1:05 PM ^
in history to result in injuries!
January 18th, 2017 at 12:14 PM ^
This picture and the corresponding replies have me literally in tears at my desk at work. Well done!
January 18th, 2017 at 12:54 PM ^
you chimps are such show-offs.
January 18th, 2017 at 2:22 PM ^
Wonderful responses! My staff folks are wondering why I'm grinning while they think I'm writing their reviews.
January 18th, 2017 at 11:49 AM ^
I've made the balls jokes before, but the more graphic versions seem to get a little creepy when talking about highschool kids.
...when your ballz hang low do they wobble to and fro.
January 18th, 2017 at 11:51 AM ^