What Did Beilein Say to Get Tossed Out Sweepstakes
Mates,
Beilein is the greatest coach we could ever ask for and not the least of reasons is his exceptional character. We all joke about his idea of crazy ('We had subs!') but seriously I have never seen him lose it at a game and as Brian alluded to on the front page, his demeanor yesterday at T-toss was like most coaches greeting their families on Christmas morning. I wouldn't begrudge him a 4 letter word or two toward the refs that missed the head-shot to Z at the end of the half, but I really don't think he said anything nearly that racey. So two questions:
1. If it has been disclosed at a presser or whatever, what did JB say that got him tossed?
2. Disclosed or not, what is the 'crazy' stuff you could think of that came out of his mouth and end up out of the game?
Winner of the questions gets real mythical mgopoints.
XM
February 13th, 2019 at 8:48 PM ^
"I'll have a Coke then"
February 13th, 2019 at 9:41 PM ^
I was thinking more food oriented than beverage oriented.
A proper sub has three meats on it. Not one. Not two. But three!
February 14th, 2019 at 12:32 AM ^
Bonus points for the Boondock Saints reference B-Nut.
February 13th, 2019 at 8:53 PM ^
Shiver me timbers?
February 14th, 2019 at 12:40 AM ^
JB had a smug smirk. Apparently that’s enough to set people off these days.
February 13th, 2019 at 8:56 PM ^
February 13th, 2019 at 8:57 PM ^
‘ We had better reffing crews for our junior varsity games at Newfane high school’
February 14th, 2019 at 2:31 PM ^
"If you were twice as smart as you are, you'd be half as smart as you think you are."
February 13th, 2019 at 8:58 PM ^
"You're so horrible that you
make me long for Teddy Valentine!"
February 13th, 2019 at 9:00 PM ^
Your Mom’s bangin that leprechaun up in east landfill, huh bud?
February 13th, 2019 at 9:02 PM ^
Fuck ohio
February 13th, 2019 at 9:02 PM ^
I knew it was you Fredo
February 13th, 2019 at 9:04 PM ^
“I made your wife holler like that annoying dumbass who yells every damn time we’re on offense because he thinks he’s at a football game.”
He said a lot of words.
February 13th, 2019 at 9:30 PM ^
God yes! This! It was literally one dude who just happened to be close to a microphone. Jesus tapdancing Christ he was annoying!
February 13th, 2019 at 9:06 PM ^
He called for a "sub" to enter the game and the official thought Beilein was calling him crazy.
February 13th, 2019 at 9:08 PM ^
my entry: what the h-e-double-hockey-sticks were you looking at!?
February 14th, 2019 at 12:44 PM ^
Edit "What in the H-E-C-K were you looking at?"
February 13th, 2019 at 9:08 PM ^
"I'll take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner!"
February 13th, 2019 at 9:14 PM ^
and never call her again!
February 13th, 2019 at 9:47 PM ^
Poor Dorothy Mantooth, she was a saint
February 13th, 2019 at 9:11 PM ^
If you don’t start calling fouls correctly, you’re getting my sub shoved up your ass.
February 13th, 2019 at 9:12 PM ^
I guarantee he called him a jive turkey.
February 13th, 2019 at 11:14 PM ^
Nooo, nobody called anybody, a JT. Yeah he called him a cocksucker....
February 13th, 2019 at 9:12 PM ^
In all my three score and six years, I have never borne witness to such shenanigans and tomfoolery as has been put on display by you referees in this opening half. I am bamboozled, flabbergasted, and flummoxed! You, sir, are a dastard, a rogue and a scoundrel! Why, if I had my walking stick, I should thrash you soundly about the ears! But instead I shall only say, Good Day to you, sir. Good Day!
February 13th, 2019 at 10:34 PM ^
I resisted and resisted but this finally won me over.
February 13th, 2019 at 10:59 PM ^
JB is so hard core!!
February 14th, 2019 at 9:09 AM ^
This was perfect with one exception. I imagine him starting it with "aww shucks in all my three..."
I feel as though shucks is a key part of his lexicon
February 13th, 2019 at 9:13 PM ^
"I'll bet you've screwed me more than your wife this month."
February 13th, 2019 at 9:14 PM ^
I keep thinking of the Architects Sketch from the Flying Circus....
"Well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage.... You sit there on your loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist."
February 13th, 2019 at 10:13 PM ^
Did you say ‘knives’?
February 14th, 2019 at 12:41 AM ^
Beilein truly is the struggling artist of basketball what with never winning a National Championship.
February 13th, 2019 at 9:15 PM ^
Seriously?
February 13th, 2019 at 9:16 PM ^
Get off your knees Ref! You’re blowing the game!
February 13th, 2019 at 9:18 PM ^
"fuck yo couch"
February 13th, 2019 at 9:18 PM ^
"That was a bad call and you're not a very nice person!"
February 13th, 2019 at 9:19 PM ^
there is a former FBI guy on the board trained to read lips. I'd love to see what he observed.
He solved the "fuckin' fat ass was holding." - Rich Rod meme
February 13th, 2019 at 10:09 PM ^
Slight problem. My wife, who learned to read lips due to a pair of deaf grandparents, said that Beilein's gum chewing made it hard to tell for sure what he said.
February 13th, 2019 at 9:23 PM ^
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
February 13th, 2019 at 10:03 PM ^
I fart in your general direction
February 14th, 2019 at 8:48 AM ^
he said a very, very bad word
February 14th, 2019 at 9:21 PM ^
"Izzo."
February 13th, 2019 at 9:23 PM ^
“A technical? Oh my, was it something I said?”
February 13th, 2019 at 9:24 PM ^
"Quiznos beats the crap out of subway and you know it!"
"What's that? Well sure, their new cheesy garlic bread is fantastic, but you know what I'm saying!"
February 13th, 2019 at 11:19 PM ^
"Izzy's Hoagie Shop all the way. Jersey Mike's is junk!"
February 13th, 2019 at 9:25 PM ^
"We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting. By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major decisions."
February 13th, 2019 at 9:30 PM ^
He must have called him a cock sucker...
February 13th, 2019 at 9:36 PM ^
"Return of the Jedi was better than Empire Strikes Back" - that's probably a technical.
February 13th, 2019 at 9:38 PM ^
“You’re that guy Maizen aren’t you?”
February 13th, 2019 at 9:41 PM ^
As a reflection of my love of sports and sports pop culture movies, it was either
1. "Hey Garrison, your wife sucks pussy! She's a dyke. I know! I know! She's a lesbian...A LESBIAN!!!"
I mean it seemed to piss Hanrahan off pretty bad. -OR-
2. He called him a "cocksucker."
That's all crash Davis had to do to get tossed. Sport officials hate being called cocksuckers
February 13th, 2019 at 9:52 PM ^
yeah, but we're talking JB here. i'm guessing he doesn't even think bad thoughts.