October 16th, 2018 at 2:43 PM ^
kick her in the nuts...And, why in the hell did you get married during football season, dumb ass.
October 16th, 2018 at 12:48 PM ^
I'm going to run any vehicle off the road that I see with a Sparty decal or bumper sticker.
Just kidding, although I will be thinking about it.
October 16th, 2018 at 12:48 PM ^
Well, I wasn't thinking about it but now I'm going to stop reading board posts until Monday.
October 16th, 2018 at 12:50 PM ^
Be confident... for good always defeats bad....
October 16th, 2018 at 1:08 PM ^
Has Lord Helmet (or the last decade, for that matter) taught you nothing?
October 16th, 2018 at 12:52 PM ^
Nothing. I live in Tennessee and have a full life without Michigan Football. I'll read about it, discuss the match-up in some of my free time because I enjoy it. I will try my best to watch and hope for the best because I like Michigan and I like football. But the porch I also want ain't gonna to build itself either.
October 16th, 2018 at 2:27 PM ^
Perhaps head on over to Bob Vila's blog?
October 16th, 2018 at 12:54 PM ^
Disrespeking anything that is green & white
October 16th, 2018 at 12:57 PM ^
I have stocked my liquor cabinet (its really just more of a shelf than a cabinet) and warmed up my liver accordingly.
October 16th, 2018 at 12:59 PM ^
I'm going to the game and cheering for the boys in Maize and Blue.
October 16th, 2018 at 3:01 PM ^
I'm heading to East Landfill also with 3 other seasoned ticket holders ! (It really is the shittiest football stadium in the B1G) Was there for Harbaugh's last victory there ... going with the same people, parking in the same lot and will party post game once again !!!
Go Blue!
October 16th, 2018 at 1:03 PM ^
Trying out a box of #3 pencils.
October 16th, 2018 at 1:04 PM ^
I'm visiting Aretha Franklin's grave to remind her it's spelled d-i-s-r-e-s-p-e-k
October 16th, 2018 at 1:17 PM ^
Farting in the general direction of EL and saying “Nee!”
October 16th, 2018 at 1:28 PM ^
Sitting here thinking Very Respektful Things about our Favorite TWIN SIBLING who is exactly the same age as us.
October 16th, 2018 at 1:32 PM ^
I set my coworkers desktop wallpaper to Jabril Peppers sealing the 2016 game. The only way he can switch it is by typing the password: ILOVEJimHarbaugh.
October 16th, 2018 at 2:50 PM ^
+1, troll
October 16th, 2018 at 1:37 PM ^
Spreading a lot of rispek on reddit.
October 16th, 2018 at 1:41 PM ^
Wishing and praying.
October 16th, 2018 at 1:41 PM ^
Chopped down a ton of trees so Paul Bunyan will grace us with his presence.
October 16th, 2018 at 1:42 PM ^
We'll be camping in the Wichita Mountains in SW Oklahoma...probably off the grid with no signals available. Hopefully my doing nothing will cancel out all the stupid things others are doing :)
October 16th, 2018 at 1:46 PM ^
Switching to GEICO? Wait, that's for Allstate.
October 16th, 2018 at 1:47 PM ^
Checking the weather every hour on the hour.
October 16th, 2018 at 1:49 PM ^
I'm keeping my mouth shut. No predictions, no Facebook smack talk, just going about my days in a regular, systematic way.
October 16th, 2018 at 1:50 PM ^
I ordered 30 pizzas to Mork's house. I figured he would enjoy the alumni engagement.
October 16th, 2018 at 1:55 PM ^
We are tailgating (but not going into the game) with some Sparty friends. My contribution will be buffalo wings cooked in the barrel cooker with a hickory chunk over the charcoal for a little smoke. Given my screen name this really shouldn't be a surprise.
October 16th, 2018 at 2:20 PM ^
Put some BLUEberries in your sauce & tell 'em after they compliment you.
October 16th, 2018 at 1:57 PM ^
Took a couple advil.
October 16th, 2018 at 2:03 PM ^
Burn a couch as a sacrifice to the East Lansing Trash God.
October 16th, 2018 at 2:03 PM ^
The other night at dinner in NYC I informed the people at the next table (two Michigan students visiting a friend from AA attending Columbia... I overheard their conversation) who the next opponent is. After I gave them a "Go Blue!" they asked if I saw the Wisconsin game, then actually asked who is next.
I helped by spreading knowledge to people too into studying to know the football schedule.
October 16th, 2018 at 2:08 PM ^
So we're all still masterbating? Well that's just great, 1-3 for Harbaugh
Have we learned nothing
October 16th, 2018 at 2:12 PM ^
As I do not possess any ability to affect the outcome, I am not doing anything special. May Random Chance watch indifferently over us.
October 16th, 2018 at 2:18 PM ^
Developing an ulcer.
October 16th, 2018 at 2:24 PM ^
fumed silently at my desk
October 16th, 2018 at 2:25 PM ^
Since my wife knows that 4 hours of her Saturday will be husbandless I am preparing a special meal I am calling "Tennis Court Breakfast" to commemorate the ridiculous spectacle which is EL tailgating for the UM game. She has no idea what the title means but when I serve fancy fruit, champagne and fritattas I doubt she will care.
Also I am spending 10 extra mins on the heavy bag in our building's gym for good measure. It's helping.
October 16th, 2018 at 2:26 PM ^
Disrespekt... I'm ignoring them and the game and focusing solely on the main rival. Quite a day for OSU schadenfreude with the Bosa news and some recruiting bumps in the road. This recruiting outlook from 11W should bring smiles:
https://www.elevenwarriors.com/ohio-state-football-recruiting/2018/10/9…
October 16th, 2018 at 2:40 PM ^
I am respekting the shit out of Sparty. Seems like the best thing I can do. RESPEKT!!!
October 16th, 2018 at 2:41 PM ^
I keep the week as normal as I can.... so as not to throw off the regular routine. Then Saturday:
Bloody Marys at 0900, western omelette with tabasco, prep brats for the grill. Crack open Yuengling at 11, the pregamer..... by half time it's either bourbon and cigars, or bourbon and more bourbon..
someone text me the final score, so when I wake up sunday morning and check my phone I'll know if it was all worth it.
October 16th, 2018 at 2:44 PM ^
The Same superstitions I do every week. Bed is made properly in the morning, lawn is mowed/landscaping done by Friday night in this case for 11:00 game, usually on game day morning if a 2:30 game. I am in the central time zone. I am in the same spot on my couch by kick off. I was not able to do this routine last year as I was at a wedding, I remember telling my wife this whole marriage thing has a 50/50 shot anyway right, and there is 100% odds that I will never be able to watch this game live again. I usually go with the stats in these kind of decisions in my life but my that comment alone made the percentages of my marriage lasting go down. I still blame myself for the loss, even though I know this routine has nothing to do with the outcome of the game I can't stop doing it every weekend.
October 16th, 2018 at 2:55 PM ^
I don't wear Michigan gear or even the colors anymore because it seems like every time I consciously do that we end up losing. Or maybe it just seems that way because nearly every big game for the last ten years we ended up losing. Anyway the superstitions seem meaningless when it comes to Michigan football.
October 16th, 2018 at 3:23 PM ^
Me neither -- everything blue stays in the closet.
October 16th, 2018 at 2:57 PM ^
I'm going to Disney World.
Seriously.
We leave tomorrow.
October 16th, 2018 at 3:02 PM ^
Start my day with 5 raw eggs; go down to the local cave and punch a grizzly in the balls; shave my head with a cheese grater; raze and then rebuild the governor's mansion and pull it by rope through the center of town; and then look sideways at the meanest dog in town.
My usual Saturday.
October 16th, 2018 at 3:25 PM ^
You are leading, so far! I be like, dang.
October 17th, 2018 at 5:37 AM ^
you are so full of it. i bet you can't get more than 4 raw eggs down in the morning. fibber.
October 16th, 2018 at 3:12 PM ^
I'm putting off shaving my balding head and beard for the 3rd week in a row. I also downloaded some 80s montage to run to...
October 16th, 2018 at 3:14 PM ^
Working out every day this week! Let's goo blue baby!!!
October 16th, 2018 at 3:26 PM ^
Well, for starters, trying to figure out the Ben Mason situation.
October 16th, 2018 at 3:33 PM ^
I’ll be down in SEC country for Homecoming at Tuskegee University and in ATL.
October 16th, 2018 at 3:43 PM ^
I've been peeing in the headwaters of the Red Cedar since Sunday afternoon.