What's your M football superstition and how are you going to change it to make the team better?

I'm going to send a strongly worded letter telling them to be better!

I gave up making emo threads on the mgoboard.  So far I don't think it's helping.

I'm going to try chili with extra beans tomorrow.

Always wear my Woodson jersey so I'll switch it up and start sacrificing cats, you're welcome.

I havn't watched field goals since 2009.... year of the Broekhuizen/gibbons house of horrors. Had a good run for a couple years but back to kicking BPONE lately. 

I used to have a ton of things I did over the course of an entire week but after The Game last year I decided to give all of them up because none of that shit was working if we've been this bad against OSU. It also got to be way too much to remember and I was stressing out way too much over shit that in most cases I had little control over. So I've embraced the mantra "traditions over superstitions".

Wear the same thing every game (Blue M hat, jersey we're wearing, khakis, Jordan socks that match the jersey we're wearing), apply Huron River water as a metaphorical eye black/war paint on my face, run outside and touch the Go Blue banner above the front door. 

If I attend they always win ugly terrible games that vaguely resemble football (ex: M00N, Sugar Bowl). The @Northwestern games are always stupid because I live in Chicago.

To help the team I will ask you all to pay me a sizable salary to attend games. Make your money back betting the ML not the spread. 

Make my hover helmet rotate counter clockwise as opposed to clockwise. 

I switched the liquor I drink to numb my pain watching our offense...M looked better in the 2nd half last week so there's that

I really do not have any superstitions, but this week I'm thinking of messing with someone who does. My Father In-law is a huge Notre Dame fan. He and his wife light tons of candles for every ND football game. Contemplating going for a visit tonight and hiding all there candles.

The team is undefeated when I’m at the game. (8-0)

Harbaugh 1-9 vs. top-10 teams? Guess which game I was at.

That if I put on my one piece of Michigan regalia--on old t-shirt, they are gonna lose, even if as usual I am watching on the porch with everyone else long gone because I am living and dying with every play and my wife and daughter are taking pity. 

How I reverse this one I'm not sure--wear it for ND? I do have a Sauce Castillo t- that I recently got at 20 percent off from mgoblog. Maybe that is my ticket.

Did I mention that I really dislike Brian Kelly? With a kind of dislike I normally think is not worth wasting on anyone?

EDIT: Of course I could break precedent and go and watch with the Tallahassee M Club at the Hobbit Grill. Then Sauce will be a likely go.

The wife and I don't have sex at all during the week of a game, so I'm thinking of switching that up

Ask for better coaching. Over and over again.

I’ve given up all my pre game traditions/superstitions. None work. Still retain my post game tradition to compel god to answer why he has forsaken me. 
 

still no reply, just a haunting laughter that echos in my mind all Saturday night before fading to a dull chortle by the following Friday. Rinse and repeat for 12 weeks. 

Used em all...nothin works 

I’ve already changed all my shirts during the Wisconsin and Penn State games. Perhaps the solution is obvious: no shirt. 

I tried pretending like I don't care...whatever it's just college football anyways.

Didn't work, the universe still knows I care and the losses eat me up.