We are going to lose to OSU
November 23rd, 2019 at 7:43 PM ^
Because of that wildcat play. We are DOOMED
November 23rd, 2019 at 8:01 PM ^
The wildcat is this year's jet sweep.
November 24th, 2019 at 6:57 AM ^
No, it's this year's "Pep-cat" play. It never works, but we keep trying it.
November 24th, 2019 at 7:45 AM ^
On goal line it isn’t terrible but on 3rd or 4th and short midfield it’s downright criminal to run it.
November 25th, 2019 at 6:37 PM ^
Yeah I agree with that.
November 23rd, 2019 at 7:44 PM ^
Because I live in Columbus and God hates me
November 23rd, 2019 at 8:11 PM ^
Same. It sucks here. Let’s be friends so god can hate us together.
November 23rd, 2019 at 8:26 PM ^
You got it. Brothers deep in enemy territory
November 24th, 2019 at 12:02 AM ^
Same here fellas.
November 24th, 2019 at 12:19 AM ^
I think God hates you *because* you live in Columbus.
November 23rd, 2019 at 7:44 PM ^
because the death star is complete, and we are the little people of alderaan.
November 23rd, 2019 at 8:07 PM ^
I always hated the little people of Alderaan.
November 23rd, 2019 at 8:10 PM ^
ehhh ..... they hated you too. they were good people and you are bad people
November 23rd, 2019 at 8:28 PM ^
^This^
November 23rd, 2019 at 9:19 PM ^
You're alright, Chuck. But most of the country agrees that your fanbase is an unseemly lot.
November 23rd, 2019 at 11:14 PM ^
Why, because they didn't have any coolers for you people....
November 23rd, 2019 at 7:44 PM ^
Patterson has a really weak mustache.
November 23rd, 2019 at 9:28 PM ^
It looks like with the facial hair + eye black he's going for a Wolverine look. As in X-Men Wolverine. Which is a noble aim but it is failing miserably.
November 23rd, 2019 at 7:44 PM ^
Don't want to play nice so GFY.
November 23rd, 2019 at 8:01 PM ^
Bill Munson?? The old Lions quarterback? If so, you really dug deep for that one.
November 23rd, 2019 at 8:32 PM ^
At least he didn’t dig deep enough to hit Milt Plum.
November 23rd, 2019 at 8:42 PM ^
Plus one for Milt Plum.
Clearly, you are old ... and well calloused.
November 23rd, 2019 at 9:25 PM ^
Or Karl Sweetan.
November 24th, 2019 at 6:14 AM ^
Don’t shortchange Tobin Rote, Jim Ninowski, or Earl Morrall.
November 24th, 2019 at 8:03 AM ^
Jeff Komlo.
November 24th, 2019 at 9:08 AM ^
Bobby Layne says “HI” to Night Train Lane....
November 23rd, 2019 at 7:46 PM ^
Ok, i see what you're doing here.
We're gonna lose because Chase Young is the best player in college football and this is the best Ohio State team in a decade -- possibly ever.
November 23rd, 2019 at 7:46 PM ^
Because Ryan Day gave Satan himself a reach around
November 23rd, 2019 at 7:50 PM ^
Tossed salad too
November 23rd, 2019 at 8:01 PM ^
I believe that’s a rusty trombone
November 23rd, 2019 at 8:02 PM ^
Rusty Tromboner....
November 23rd, 2019 at 8:38 PM ^
All these years I thought a rusty trombone was just a BJ after anal, but I guess "dirty flute" would be a better name for that. Thanks for the insight, I feel smarter now.
November 23rd, 2019 at 11:48 PM ^
Potato Salad
November 24th, 2019 at 4:11 AM ^
and scrambled eggs...
November 23rd, 2019 at 7:51 PM ^
CY really is one of the most dominant pass rushers I’ve ever seen
edit: should read, dominant college football players I’ve ever seen.
If Joe Burrow wasn’t throwing 5-6 scores every game one the number one team, he might be the heisman front runner, even with the 2 game suspension.
November 23rd, 2019 at 8:06 PM ^
With all due respect, he's not even in the same league as the best. Go back and watch the OSU-PSU game from today. Against their left tackle, he got nowhere. He doesn't even grade the best this year. Don't get me wrong - he's a great player and will have to be accounted for on every play (especially when lined up against Mayfield), but I'm not buying into the hyperbole.
November 23rd, 2019 at 8:00 PM ^
Nope, the best OSU team ever was probably their 1969 team until...… oh wait, what happened ? They were blowing everyone out until they lost to some rookie coach in the last game.
November 23rd, 2019 at 8:07 PM ^
50 years ago. I'm thinking they may come into Ann Arbor again as #1 with everybody writing Michigan off. That's fine by me. History may repeat itself.
November 23rd, 2019 at 8:09 PM ^
That my was my first game at the Big House. I was 9 years old. My dad - a grad from UM Medical School - woke up and said “victory is in the air!!!” We thought he had lost his mind. Of course, he was right on the money. A game I’ll never forget,
Go Blue!
November 24th, 2019 at 8:20 AM ^
My dad was 9 in 1969 and his dad was s Uofm medical school graduate .....
November 23rd, 2019 at 8:39 PM ^
I met Bo Schembechler. I worshipped Bo Schembechler. Jim Harbaugh is no Bo Schembechler.
November 24th, 2019 at 10:37 AM ^
Have you ever met Jim Harbaugh?
November 23rd, 2019 at 8:43 PM ^
No no no the best team ever was 1995. They murdered everyone until...oh wait I forget. I feel like there’s 313 reasons I should remember this...
November 23rd, 2019 at 8:00 PM ^
Nope, the best OSU team ever was probably their 1969 team until...… oh wait, what happened ? They were blowing everyone out until they lost to some rookie coach in the last game.
November 23rd, 2019 at 8:07 PM ^
I think too many people are not paying enough attention to Faux Maux's post.
He is effectively saying that Ryan Day is so cool he fucked Satan in the ass (hence the reach around)
No way do you beat Ohio State now.
November 23rd, 2019 at 8:23 PM ^
I'm still praying Ryan Day ends up as "Larry Coker" from The U. He ended up winning a National Championship only because he inherited a team with such ridiculous talent. 3-4 years later he was fired. Please let Ryan Day be a "Larry Coker".
November 23rd, 2019 at 8:31 PM ^
...but without a National Championship!
November 23rd, 2019 at 7:46 PM ^
Michigan: *two blowout wins against both rivals they've played this season*
This guy: "Harbaugh can't beat rivals."
I get the point here, but dang, you're really going all in on this topic huh?