Stealing Sparty Signs Haikus
October 20th, 2023 at 8:26 AM ^
An open letter to Sparty:
Are you Tuckered out?
Too bad. We're not done with you.
Come get your whoopin'.
Harbaugh's "vast network"
Does not steal your lame ass signs
But your will to play
You cowardly fucks
Were going to go State News
And not play the game?
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha LOL ha ha
Ha ha ha screw you
For you, there is no
"Defeated with dignity."
You're undignified.
Do not forget that
Spartan tears taste like sugar.
We have a sweet tooth.
A joke:
How do you get a
Sparty to leave your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
A haiku from a Sparty:
Hey scUM
Our haikus are hotter
I didn't want to go to UM anyway
A limerick:
There once was a team from East Lansing
That thought it was ever advancing.
With false pride they felt tall
But then came their fall
As Big Brother gave them a depantsing.
October 20th, 2023 at 8:34 AM ^
Your sparty haiku is brilliant
October 20th, 2023 at 9:02 AM ^
Excellent contributions! A potential limerick:
there once was a team they called State
who lived lives of spittle-flecked hate
their coach was a fool
who worked on his tool
while their team went to meet a bad fate
October 20th, 2023 at 10:04 AM ^
Another limerick contribution in keeping with recent events:
There was a group called the N C A A
Who claimed they encouraged fair play
But bullshit abounds
When it’s sold by the pounds
And you only pursue schools who don’t pay
October 20th, 2023 at 9:40 AM ^
It’s pretty tough to definitively “win” trash talk during a rivalry week, but I feel like you may have just done that.
October 20th, 2023 at 11:04 AM ^
I would write Haiku
But Hensons Mobile Backup
Already covers it
October 20th, 2023 at 8:28 AM ^
On the Red Cedar
There's a scream that's known to all:
"Burn all the couches!"
October 20th, 2023 at 1:22 PM ^
The secret is out
Those who Staee will be losers
We are the reason
October 20th, 2023 at 8:31 AM ^
Sparty pokes the bear
Effs around and finds out now
No tears only dreams
October 20th, 2023 at 8:33 AM ^
those from msu
must cling to chance victories
to stay relevant
October 20th, 2023 at 11:09 AM ^
Actual funny quote from RCBM.
"They were going to destroy us already, and now they are stealing our signs? Which I'm sure are terrible but still..."
Ha.
October 20th, 2023 at 8:40 AM ^
East Lansing night game
Michigan big favorites
Babe, hide the couches
Lots hitting a few,
Tunnel turned Thermopylae
Spartans as Persians
October 20th, 2023 at 8:41 AM ^
We will steal their signs
We don't need them, of course, but
We'll steal them for fun.
October 20th, 2023 at 8:43 AM ^
All week to change signs
Michigan still deciphers
sparty’s three play calls
October 20th, 2023 at 8:55 AM ^
The rivalry meant nothing this week
Drummed up wild-ass accusations of cheating and threatened not play
52-7
October 20th, 2023 at 8:55 AM ^
Still trying to get
What the jerking off signal
means. Mel? explain, please.
October 21st, 2023 at 9:49 AM ^
Left brain doesn't know
What the right hand is doing.
Spartan's will is weak.
October 20th, 2023 at 9:00 AM ^
All black uniforms?
No matter, your true colors
Are plain to us all.
October 20th, 2023 at 9:02 AM ^
Big contract lifelong
Organ swell me love you long time
Love explosion phone
October 20th, 2023 at 1:54 PM ^
LOL!!
October 20th, 2023 at 1:54 PM ^
That’s so terrible it’s fantastic!
October 20th, 2023 at 9:03 AM ^
Hello, East Lansing
Is that a middle finger?
Say "hi" to your mom
October 20th, 2023 at 10:25 AM ^
*Our Mom
October 20th, 2023 at 9:06 AM ^
Don't be mad, my bro
We both got into Moo U
But green's your color
October 20th, 2023 at 9:09 AM ^
Moo U will feel pain
Then cry like babies begging
No mercy for them.
October 20th, 2023 at 9:10 AM ^
Spartan offense fears
Michigan D calls plays like
Tecmo Super Bowl
October 20th, 2023 at 9:10 AM ^
They stole our signs, ha!
Tricks on them, we don't call plays
We just try real hard
October 20th, 2023 at 9:19 AM ^
Spartan Dawgs
Late-night video meetings
Mike Dantonio's growl
First Base Day, stop making excuses
Have you thought about developing lineman?
October 20th, 2023 at 9:12 AM ^
FUCK YOURSELF
N C A A
FUCK YOURSELF
October 20th, 2023 at 9:17 AM ^
on their green field
a ghost bush looms
marching them back to the panic
October 20th, 2023 at 9:18 AM ^
Even Sparty's signs
Are unintelligible
And full of typos
October 20th, 2023 at 9:21 AM ^
Someone set up us
The bomb. All your signs
Are belong to us
October 20th, 2023 at 9:29 AM ^
We can't run the ball
We also can't throw the ball
No need to steal signs
October 20th, 2023 at 9:36 AM ^
Game Day here I come
My sign reads "I stole this sign"
Go Blue keep winning
October 20th, 2023 at 10:06 AM ^
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
You You You You You You You
Staee Staee Staee Staee Staee
October 20th, 2023 at 1:09 PM ^
^^
Omg for real
this one is really really clever
best fuck staee haiku
October 20th, 2023 at 10:07 AM ^
Michigan State is
Very definition of
Liability
October 20th, 2023 at 10:14 AM ^
Cum as you are?
October 20th, 2023 at 1:52 PM ^
As you were?
October 20th, 2023 at 10:16 AM ^
Moo U scared to play
For player safety, they claim
Self-respect long gone
October 20th, 2023 at 10:45 AM ^
Trick play from Sparty
But we already knew that
Touchdown Michigan!
October 20th, 2023 at 11:23 AM ^
NCAA sucks
Fuck You OSU and our
Little Brother too
October 20th, 2023 at 11:45 AM ^
Lotta talent on display here.
October 20th, 2023 at 11:52 AM ^
Playing the Spartans:
Just let the toddler shoot first
When you're playing HORSE
October 20th, 2023 at 12:37 PM ^
It's too bad Sparty
Didn't read the signs about
Nassar and Tucker
October 20th, 2023 at 12:38 PM ^
MSU is Bad.
Like, really, really, awful.
Michigan wins big.
October 20th, 2023 at 1:03 PM ^
NCAA blue
Plate specials: cheeseburgers
and nothingburgers