September 14th, 2019 at 7:38 PM ^
This is my favorite thing. I'm so happy.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:38 PM ^
And now Dantonio's practice plan for Monday through November: prepare for Michigan.
But I don't care, still so funny.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:49 PM ^
He already had a plan installed after the M vs OSU and bowl game last year. Now he knows they can rep that while adding to it week in and week out.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:52 PM ^
You know... you're right.
September 14th, 2019 at 8:00 PM ^
I know we're in a state of BPONE and all but how exactly is MSU supposed to even remotely replicate OSU's game plan? They have one, maybe 2 decent receivers, no OL to speak of and a inaccurate QB. And their defense, while great, has been the same defense for years. On offense bide your time survive the zero to negative plays then break one deep late.
September 14th, 2019 at 8:16 PM ^
You make a good point for sure, but on the other hand, what else are they going to do?
I guess they could try something original. But... it's Sparty. Actually they'll probably just copy whichever team does best against us this year.
So maybe they'll install the triple option between now and November? Except never bring it out until they play us?
September 14th, 2019 at 8:19 PM ^
They're not gonna replicate Ohio State's gameplan. They're gonna do what they always against us. Turn it into an ugly, low-scoring turnover fest and hope for a couple miracles. Sometimes it works (2015 & 2017) and sometimes it doesn't (2018, 2016)
September 14th, 2019 at 8:23 PM ^
Good thing MSU only put up 7 today
September 14th, 2019 at 7:53 PM ^
And have everyone learn how to count to 12.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:38 PM ^
Masterpiece
September 14th, 2019 at 7:38 PM ^
???????
September 14th, 2019 at 7:41 PM ^
Ya missed a few...
?????
FIFY
September 14th, 2019 at 7:38 PM ^
That’s too bad. NOT!!!!!
September 14th, 2019 at 7:38 PM ^
Damn, I feel awful for them... well not really. Guess reports of Sparty finding an offense, were a bit premature.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:38 PM ^
I. CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:40 PM ^
You sir have won the internet today.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:49 PM ^
Twelve, twelve men on the field ah ah ah!
September 14th, 2019 at 10:28 PM ^
Thank you for this. Sending to my Sparty brother
September 15th, 2019 at 12:18 PM ^
Did he actually go to MSU or do you refer to all of your male siblings born after you as, “Sparty brother(s)”?
September 14th, 2019 at 7:39 PM ^
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Of all the Sparty Nos in the world, this was the Sparty No-est.
Incredible!
September 14th, 2019 at 7:39 PM ^
The fucking ultimate SPARTY NOOOOOO
September 14th, 2019 at 7:39 PM ^
Thought Sun Devils would get a penalty on no. 15 for jumping over the OL. But poetic. Love it.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:39 PM ^
Mack Dantini gave Herm the cold shoulder. What a fucking loser.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:42 PM ^
I laughed so hard at Mork's quick, offhand thumbs up while trying to walk away hahaha
September 14th, 2019 at 7:50 PM ^
also hilarious that msu band was playing the fight song AFTER the miss. too funny.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:46 PM ^
What a pathetic leader and man. I thought his head was going to explode after the missed kick.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:40 PM ^
To be fair, once you get above 10 counting becomes harder.
September 14th, 2019 at 8:08 PM ^
Especially at that school.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:40 PM ^
Too bad they didn't have a barefooted kicker. Then maybe they could count numbers over ten.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:40 PM ^
I am impressed. A college coach just allowed his true freshman QB to lead his team to victory.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:40 PM ^
I cannot explain how perfect this game was.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:41 PM ^
Hilarious! Most deserving fanbase ever.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:41 PM ^
Why wasn't there a ten second runoff?
September 14th, 2019 at 7:46 PM ^
The clock was stopped by the incomplete pass before the FG attempt.
The runoff is to prevent teams from taking a penalty to stop the clock, but the clock was already stopped, therefore, no runoff.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:47 PM ^
But I thought any offensive penalty at that point in the game results in either a 10 second runoff or the offense has to take a timeout (which MSU didn't have).
EDIT: Didn't see your second sentence the first time - that makes sense.
EDIT #2: From sbnation:
For the 10-second runoff rule to be activated, you need three things:
- You need one of these: an injury timeout, a player's helmet coming off during a play (and not due to a foul), or an accepted penalty for one of a number of fouls. (If the penalty yardage is declined, the runoff is also declined). However, if any of these happen to both teams on the same play, there is not an option for a runoff.
- The incident in question has to happen in the last minute of a half. There cannot be a runoff in the other 58 minutes of the game. The final minutes of the first and third quarters do not qualify.
- Most complicated: the injury, helmet issue, or foul has to be the only reason the clock stopped. If the clock is not running when the foul occurs, there is no runoff.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:41 PM ^
Sparty Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
September 14th, 2019 at 7:41 PM ^
YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME
September 14th, 2019 at 7:41 PM ^
Words can not express my happiness right now. Suck each of my balls Dontonnyio
September 14th, 2019 at 7:41 PM ^
Couldn’t even win with 12 people. Losers.
September 14th, 2019 at 8:07 PM ^
To be fair, the kick with 12 men was good.
September 14th, 2019 at 9:36 PM ^
I get the point you're trying to make.
Buuuut....to be fair to being fair, kicks with 12 men on the field will always have a meaningfully higher make %....which, is unfair, no?
September 14th, 2019 at 7:41 PM ^
Not a good look for the Big Ten. But whatever.
September 14th, 2019 at 9:14 PM ^
Fuck the rest of the Big Ten. They all relish anything negative for Michigan, so screw any of them when something bad happens to them.
September 14th, 2019 at 11:40 PM ^
Wanted to upvote this. But it's at +12 as I read it so I feel that's good enough
September 14th, 2019 at 7:41 PM ^
They always forget about that extra guy lying in the weeds.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:43 PM ^
Where’s the threat? Apparently in the 12th man on the field!
September 14th, 2019 at 9:46 PM ^
Let's have a moment of silence for them.
September 15th, 2019 at 9:32 AM ^
I thought only Texas A&M and the Seahawks are permitted a twelfth man.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:42 PM ^
Can't read! Can't write!
Can't read! Can't write!
Can't read! Can't write!
CAN'T COUNT