Semi-OT: Harbaugh should be more careful
During his first week of suspension, Jim apparently decided to spend some time coaching third base for the Cleveland Guardians under the pseudonym "Jeff Sarbaugh." You'd think he'd pick a name that wasn't so obvious.August 30th, 2023 at 10:57 PM ^
Who's on first.
August 30th, 2023 at 11:43 PM ^
Not sure but I have it on good authority that Ryan Day was born on 3rd base...
August 31st, 2023 at 7:14 AM ^
and mighty casey...struck out. twice.
August 30th, 2023 at 11:04 PM ^
There's a joke in there somewhere about Harbaugh coaching 3rd base and Day being born on 3rd base. I'm just not smart enough to come up with it.
August 30th, 2023 at 11:05 PM ^
The only joke is this thread
August 30th, 2023 at 11:13 PM ^
Coach Harbaugh has yet to wave him home.
August 30th, 2023 at 11:35 PM ^
Day is the only person to be born and to have never gotten to 3rd base
August 31st, 2023 at 7:36 AM ^
...but in typical Ryan Day fashion, he isn't at third base at the moment, so again, he failed to show up when it mattered and they needed a score.
August 31st, 2023 at 9:39 AM ^
Standing on third is the quote, but in a game of telephone it’s been morphed into born on third.
August 31st, 2023 at 12:08 PM ^
Would've been even better if there was a player named "Day" actually standing on third, but apparently the only player with that surname in all of pro baseball is in the Dbacks farm system currently.
August 30th, 2023 at 11:05 PM ^
Holy shit…Hoek:Hoke… damn. It’s almost like OT threads shouldn’t exist right now!!! Be gone with you!
August 30th, 2023 at 11:08 PM ^
I appreciate that you spent time on this.
August 30th, 2023 at 11:15 PM ^
Haha. Thanks. Sometimes it’s fun to at least entertain yourself. ;)
August 31st, 2023 at 12:12 AM ^
i'm the same way friend
August 31st, 2023 at 5:09 AM ^
Entertaining myself is how I had to do it until I was 17.
August 31st, 2023 at 6:04 AM ^
You must not be married, amirite???
August 31st, 2023 at 6:04 AM ^
You must not be married, amirite???
August 31st, 2023 at 9:54 AM ^
you are rite
twice even
like a broken clock
August 30th, 2023 at 11:13 PM ^
Also, someone run and start a new thread, Chase was cut today… I’m sure he will be fine!
August 30th, 2023 at 11:32 PM ^
It’s Mike Sarbaugh
August 30th, 2023 at 11:45 PM ^
It’s Herbie Sarbaugh
August 31st, 2023 at 6:07 AM ^
I think it is Sarbaugh Brett. 🍞
August 31st, 2023 at 9:55 AM ^
i wish we'd known each other. this is a little awkward.
August 30th, 2023 at 11:32 PM ^
+1 for the courage to post this. Very brave
September 1st, 2023 at 9:21 PM ^
It’s ok to just have fun, right? Or is this board so lacking in sense of humor that we can’t be silly. Now, let’s…
Go Blue!!!
August 30th, 2023 at 11:32 PM ^
I’m drinking Motörhead whiskey
I know so obvious, it should be Frank Sarbaugh
Glad you didn’t say SIAP
August 31st, 2023 at 12:09 PM ^
Good ol' Tim Sarbaugh.
August 30th, 2023 at 11:52 PM ^
I'll give a +1. We're all struggling to get to Week 1 of college football as time is moving slower than ever.
September 1st, 2023 at 9:20 PM ^
Thanks.
August 31st, 2023 at 3:22 AM ^
One time a guy got shit faced and walked into the wrong house
August 31st, 2023 at 7:18 AM ^
I'd say this is a humor snowflake. To the point, it does not merit a separate post.
August 31st, 2023 at 7:26 AM ^
Pass it to the left, bokee88
September 1st, 2023 at 9:22 PM ^
Haha. Thanks. I was stone cold sober when I posted this. Having said that, I’ll take it as a compliment. If I can be sober and yet have a good time that’s a compliment.
August 31st, 2023 at 8:07 AM ^
Valiant attempt. Sort of like an SNL skit that didn't quite work but you know it started off being funny when they came up with the idea.
August 31st, 2023 at 8:16 AM ^
I'm with the joke. If not for the fatigue over the suspension, I think you'd get more thumbs up on this one.
September 1st, 2023 at 9:23 PM ^
Thanks lilnpenny. Go Blue.
August 31st, 2023 at 8:18 AM ^
At least this post is better than the one asking to vote for some fantasy football guy.
August 31st, 2023 at 8:25 AM ^
I found this funny. And insightful. But by the looks of it, maybe it's INCITEFUL. Hey-OHHHH
September 1st, 2023 at 9:23 PM ^
Well put.
August 31st, 2023 at 8:25 AM ^
Should have used a much better alias, like Robert Peters.
August 31st, 2023 at 10:30 AM ^
Or Sauce Castillo
August 31st, 2023 at 11:06 AM ^
Can't beat Ron Mexico
August 31st, 2023 at 10:17 AM ^
Scotty, mind your business! Please!
August 31st, 2023 at 10:33 AM ^
This is weak sauce.
He will be the guest prognosticator on College Game Day Saturday but he will defer on the Michigan- ECU game since an NCAA employee will be watching.
August 31st, 2023 at 10:47 AM ^
bokee88 was just demoted to the Bolivian Guardians
August 31st, 2023 at 11:14 AM ^
This reminds me of the jokes my daughter would tell when she was 7.
September 1st, 2023 at 9:25 PM ^
You daughter sounds like a pretty clever girl.