searchbits: who should be our next AD?
It seems all too apparent that Warde is not just on thin ice, but may be falling through it as we speak.
Who are some of the top ADs in the country who have both a keen sense of running an athletic department and the chops to navigate the wild world of NIL?
in this case….WWSD (What Would Santa Do)?
January 16th, 2023 at 7:19 PM ^
Jack Harbaugh
January 17th, 2023 at 9:04 AM ^
Nick Sheridan.
January 16th, 2023 at 7:19 PM ^
Tim Tebow.
January 16th, 2023 at 7:19 PM ^
Urban Meyer
January 16th, 2023 at 8:26 PM ^
I know this was /s but you take your negs and like it
January 16th, 2023 at 7:23 PM ^
I think mgrowold and xtramelanin should job share it.
January 16th, 2023 at 7:24 PM ^
Wait, is that a fat joke, I thought those were out?!
January 16th, 2023 at 7:42 PM ^
Skinny people can fall through thin ice too.
January 16th, 2023 at 10:15 PM ^
Stuck the landing. That looks fun, come on in.
January 16th, 2023 at 7:25 PM ^
Mike Jones
January 17th, 2023 at 8:21 AM ^
Mike Jones
January 16th, 2023 at 7:25 PM ^
Brian and Seth, as co-ADs.
January 16th, 2023 at 7:26 PM ^
Whoever Harbaugh wants!
January 16th, 2023 at 7:50 PM ^
Apparently. Looks like the football coach HAS fired the AD.
January 17th, 2023 at 7:41 AM ^
I am Jim Harbaugh
- Harbaugh, probably
January 16th, 2023 at 7:28 PM ^
Me, Clarence Boddicker. My NIL plan:
1. Rob banks.
2. Use these funds to buy large amounts of cocaine.
3. Sell that cocaine.
4. Use the proceeds to fund an NIL program.
We can do this!
January 16th, 2023 at 7:33 PM ^
Genius! By using real crime the ncaa will stear clear.
January 16th, 2023 at 7:35 PM ^
With that plan, you should consider reaching out to Mean Joe as a possible associate AD.
Auburn would probably hire you guys.
January 16th, 2023 at 8:22 PM ^
I'm concerned what happens to your tenure when robot policemen start patrolling NIL.
January 17th, 2023 at 7:56 AM ^
They will patrol the Tunnel and end all Tunnel crimes. Finally.
January 16th, 2023 at 8:30 PM ^
What IF Bobby could fly though?
January 16th, 2023 at 10:41 PM ^
Sounds like Iran contra.
January 16th, 2023 at 7:30 PM ^
Jim Hackett? When is the last time we were happy with our AD? I guess we liked Hackett for hiring Harbaugh. Before him we had a student revolt against Dave Brandon, Bill Martin left with the mismanagement of the transition from Lloyd to Rich Rod. I can't remember the '90s or if anyone had opinions of AD's back then - but I remember reading that the AD was in a bad financial spot before Bill Martin stepped in. Is the last guy we liked Don Canham?
January 16th, 2023 at 8:08 PM ^
Didn’t Hackett bring in Jordan/Nike?
January 16th, 2023 at 8:17 PM ^
Bill Martin was very good from a facilities standpoint - we renovated a ton of buildings (or built new ones) in his time. He also hired Beilein. If not for the 2007 football coaching transition, he'd be remembered as a really good AD. But that transition ... yikes.
Before him was Tom Goss, who promoted Brian Ellerbe and ran the AD's finances into the ground.
Before him was Joe Roberson, who presided over Ed Martin's heyday.
Before him was Jack Weidenbach, who was only around a couple years as a caretaker.
Before him was Bo, who resigned after a short tenure when he learned PSU was admitted to the Big Ten behind his back.
Before him was Canham.
So yeah, pretty much.
January 16th, 2023 at 7:30 PM ^
I'll do it. I will base all my decisions on mgoblog polls and for half the salary of Warde.
January 16th, 2023 at 7:33 PM ^
Okay okay, hear me out…Nick Saban!
January 16th, 2023 at 7:39 PM ^
Based on the way Santa has worked out maybe
E. Stir Bonet or David S. Pumpkins
January 16th, 2023 at 7:53 PM ^
Saint Val Entines
January 16th, 2023 at 8:01 PM ^
Hank Givings?
January 16th, 2023 at 8:14 PM ^
We could get that Irish dude, Hal O'Ween.
January 16th, 2023 at 7:41 PM ^
If Warde is really out, which is a big if, try to get someone but not necessarily anything to do with UM. Look around the teams for best run sports teams without violations and good NIL programs. I do have to say though that we somehow were able to retain many of our players and it seems our NIL has improved. But someone with good skills would help this new world.
January 16th, 2023 at 7:48 PM ^
Hire Jim Hackett to a three year term with two padawan apprentices to compete for the position in 2027
January 16th, 2023 at 7:52 PM ^
Before my fellow nerds start negging me, let me say I'm aware padawan is a one at a time type of gig. I think it's still ok since U of M isn't in the Star Wars universe. That said, George Lucas is 100% pissed he didn't think of the name Santa Ono first.
January 16th, 2023 at 8:11 PM ^
U of M is very much in the star wars universe.
Vader is an alum.
January 16th, 2023 at 8:16 PM ^
Shhhhhhhh! Nobody is supposed to know that! Of course it was a long, long, tine ago.......
January 16th, 2023 at 8:56 PM ^
Now that you mention it, Harbaugh's tenure began the same year The Force Awakens came out. I'm starting to believe.
January 16th, 2023 at 8:39 PM ^
Santa Ono is Bill Brasky in disguise.
January 16th, 2023 at 10:44 PM ^
Santa Ono was thought up by Elmore Leonard.
January 17th, 2023 at 12:22 AM ^
To Santa Ono! Santa Ono!
January 16th, 2023 at 7:49 PM ^
Man, how am I going to know this? I can watch football and tell who has a good record, I can't possibly know who is and isn't a good AD.
January 16th, 2023 at 7:50 PM ^
WWSD hire WD
January 16th, 2023 at 7:54 PM ^
John Harbaugh
January 16th, 2023 at 7:56 PM ^
William Regal
January 16th, 2023 at 7:57 PM ^
This seems deliciously petty.
January 16th, 2023 at 7:57 PM ^
Joe Parker
January 16th, 2023 at 8:03 PM ^
The Beav
January 16th, 2023 at 8:05 PM ^
Taco Pants is clearly head and shoulders above any previously mentioned candidate.