Santa MF Ono
Guys - it just happened
Bet 〽️
— Santa Ono (@SantaJOno) November 11, 2023
November 10th, 2023 at 10:57 PM ^
God bless this guy. Hope he never leaves us!
November 10th, 2023 at 10:57 PM ^
Nuke the site from orbit.
With a five megaton Santa.
November 10th, 2023 at 10:58 PM ^
The comments section is gold Jerry! Gold! Bucknuts in disarray!
As one of the few peeps who can embed tweets (haha)
UPDATED SANTA RANKINGS:
— Jonathan Christman (@jwchristman) November 11, 2023
1. Santa Ono
2. Santa Claus
November 10th, 2023 at 10:59 PM ^
Santa is one of us!
November 10th, 2023 at 10:59 PM ^
Guys, what does this mean?
November 10th, 2023 at 11:03 PM ^
The players are all tweeting it
as in "bet on us"
or something like that
edit: i actually have no idea what it means, because I am old
November 10th, 2023 at 11:18 PM ^
It’s short hand for “You bet” or “You Betcha”
November 10th, 2023 at 11:07 PM ^
Its explained about 10 threads ago, title is BET (ok I just looked its like 20 threads ago)
JJ started it - its not bet on me, its slang. In response to "the team is locked in" all the captains started tweeting "Bet". Amongst other players.
Or ask any 12 year old available. :D
November 10th, 2023 at 11:15 PM ^
Old guy here too, but I think it came out after the suspension was announced and the response was bet. As in, I bet you that doesn't happen.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:21 PM ^
It's does not mean literal "bet".
It's slang that means essentially "bring it".
November 10th, 2023 at 11:27 PM ^
Oh fuck...
November 10th, 2023 at 11:27 PM ^
So I've been sitting here for the last six hours trying to figure out what "bet" means, and it's the exact darn thing it meant 30 years ago when I was in high school. I feel both old and relevant at the same time. Let me tell my teenage daughter "bet" when they give me crap for something tomorrow and see how they react.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:39 PM ^
Drop a "mid" in there for anything you find average like "that shirt is mid" and they will look at you like you are an alien.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:39 PM ^
Slang always changes, but it can also mean "for sure". I'm 41 and that's how my group always used it.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:20 PM ^
Thank you, sir.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:34 PM ^
That team is ready to go, no matter what.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:37 PM ^
TRUST
November 10th, 2023 at 11:41 PM ^
Mikey S. is Frozone? Love it!
November 10th, 2023 at 11:00 PM ^
Print the shirt!
November 10th, 2023 at 11:00 PM ^
I fell out of my chair. This is so awesome.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:01 PM ^
Santa rankings as of today:
1. Santa Ono
2. Santa Claus
November 10th, 2023 at 11:01 PM ^
Honest question, what would the previous president had done in this situation?
Just agree to suspend Harbaugh indefinitely?
November 10th, 2023 at 11:16 PM ^
No, they would’ve fired him already.
But that was my Michigan, this version has a pair.
Go Santa.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:18 PM ^
Probably would have just dissolved the football program.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:29 PM ^
My president (Bollinger) would've invited Pettiti and the whole student body into his house for a beer during the PSU game to hash this all out.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:35 PM ^
Speaking of hash, is the Hash Bash still a thing?
November 10th, 2023 at 11:01 PM ^
legend ... ary
November 10th, 2023 at 11:03 PM ^
Thank you Sir!
May you live long and prosper!
November 10th, 2023 at 11:04 PM ^
can't believe this is about to happen
November 10th, 2023 at 11:05 PM ^
santa switched from a sleigh to a chopper.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:09 PM ^
Santa, how can you shoot Buckeye fans?
Easy, you don't lead their fat asses so much.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:25 PM ^
'just aim for the coolers!!'
November 10th, 2023 at 11:06 PM ^
No matter the outcome, we at least have a "Dude" as President.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:08 PM ^
Not the first time we've had a Dude.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:06 PM ^
We have a legend as our leader. Remember the stupid legends and leaders divisions? BIG10 can fuck on that.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:08 PM ^
Fucking love this guy.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:10 PM ^
looks like im wearing my "santa comin'" shirt a little early this year.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:10 PM ^
I thought this post meant Harbaugh decision just happened. Fuck.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:12 PM ^
Ono is a god-king.
I want to take President Ono out to a nice steak dinner and tell him how important he is to me. Purely plutonic of course.
We owe him more than we could ever repay him.
#GoBlue
November 10th, 2023 at 11:16 PM ^
im sending him a bushel of alaskan king crabs with a hotel room key. it would be great to meet him and play euchre for a bit.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:33 PM ^
I'm going to show up at his office with a lemon meringue pie and wearing a sexy nightie and fishnets. So he gets how highly I think of him and the work he's doing in behalf of the team. No tongues...
November 10th, 2023 at 11:12 PM ^
Michigan is firmly in "don't fuck with me" territory with Santa at the helm. Bet.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:16 PM ^
Santa is Santa's secret Santa.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:18 PM ^
Santa Ono 2024!
November 10th, 2023 at 11:29 PM ^
This would be the easiest decision ever.