Santa MF Ono
Guys - it just happened
Bet 〽️
— Santa Ono (@SantaJOno) November 11, 2023
November 10th, 2023 at 10:51 PM ^
Santa🧑🏽🎄 = Legend
November 11th, 2023 at 2:41 AM ^
I said this in a post earlier.
He has already made himself a legend here. An absolute unit who should be president ….of everything
November 10th, 2023 at 11:38 PM ^
BET so Fng hard.
November 11th, 2023 at 12:12 AM ^
Bruh. Don't ruin it.
November 10th, 2023 at 10:52 PM ^
Just waiting for 12:01 AM ....meanwhile Santa drops the bomb. For old times sake.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:03 PM ^
12:01 Amish Time.
#JoePaEnabled
November 10th, 2023 at 11:06 PM ^
+1 for Cowboy Monkey Rodeo. Saw it many times in Delaware.
November 11th, 2023 at 2:43 AM ^
I don’t see this gif enough. +1
November 10th, 2023 at 10:52 PM ^
SANTA IS A WARTIME CONSIGLIERE
November 10th, 2023 at 10:53 PM ^
General Kris Kringle
November 10th, 2023 at 10:52 PM ^
It’s on brothers . lol at their stupidity. Hoo boy
November 10th, 2023 at 10:52 PM ^
The fucking man.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:10 PM ^
He is so much cooler than Belsnickel.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:39 PM ^
Schlissel would've tried to tempt Petitti with a knish, which probably wouldn't have worked.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:44 PM ^
LOL. He had a knish he wanted to hide.
November 10th, 2023 at 10:52 PM ^
Fucking. Awesome.
November 10th, 2023 at 10:53 PM ^
This man is KING
November 10th, 2023 at 10:53 PM ^
I believe in Santa.
November 10th, 2023 at 10:53 PM ^
I see myself kissing Santa under the mistletoe this year. Slip a sable under the tree for meeeee. Santa baby!!!
November 10th, 2023 at 11:03 PM ^
You better cover up them cold sores, Joe, or you're not getting your wish.
November 10th, 2023 at 10:54 PM ^
Santa!!!!!! Santa Baby!!!!!
November 10th, 2023 at 10:54 PM ^
Santa is creeping into Tiny Bigtittys chimney as we speak. Slittin throats instead of filling stockings.
November 10th, 2023 at 10:58 PM ^
I’m having a hard time visualizing Santa leading a posse of special forces guys. But then I realize, he’s the man who hired the special forces.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:10 PM ^
It’s not that hard to imagine.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:10 PM ^
I know a guy who's a Army Green Beret. He's about 5'7" and maybe 160 pounds. A quiet, unassuming young man. Sometimes the smaller guys are the most lethal.
November 10th, 2023 at 10:55 PM ^
I love this man. His only flaw is that he doesn’t have any.
November 10th, 2023 at 10:59 PM ^
Last Christmas, he delivered all of the presents to all the world, and he still returned in time to win a euchre tournament at the North Pole before Christmas morning.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:01 PM ^
To Bill Brasky….I mean Santa!!!
November 10th, 2023 at 11:16 PM ^
Michael Barrett covered South America for Santa and made it back in time to be his euchre partner.
November 10th, 2023 at 11:17 PM ^
And he won without ever holding a Bauer
November 10th, 2023 at 11:46 PM ^
That's a fact "Jack", left or right!
Bet!!!
November 10th, 2023 at 11:48 PM ^
My friends call me Jack.
November 10th, 2023 at 10:55 PM ^
You have to love this guy!!
November 11th, 2023 at 6:33 AM ^
I am hoping Santa's next tweet is this picture.
November 10th, 2023 at 10:55 PM ^
Hail Santa! Thank God for him.
Schlissel would have rolled over.
🎅 💙💛 🔥
November 10th, 2023 at 11:18 PM ^
Schlissel would have been the one that turned us in in the first place. Ryan Day would have never even had the chance.
November 10th, 2023 at 10:55 PM ^
Love that man.
November 10th, 2023 at 10:55 PM ^
Rock FUCKING On.
November 10th, 2023 at 10:56 PM ^
You have to love this guy!!
November 10th, 2023 at 11:02 PM ^
I already said I do.
November 10th, 2023 at 10:56 PM ^
Oh it's on.
November 10th, 2023 at 10:57 PM ^
Oh it's on, twice. Wooooooo!