Rich Eisen's take on The Game. 100% Pure Columbian Awesome.
November 27th, 2023 at 2:08 PM ^
It's "Colombian" with two Os and no Us.
Colombians everywhere appreciate your attention to this matter...
November 27th, 2023 at 2:17 PM ^
It is Columbian, as in it's some imperial, colonizing shizzle.
November 27th, 2023 at 2:26 PM ^
Columbarium
November 27th, 2023 at 2:18 PM ^
Some of us are Columbians and consider it pretty dam awesome.
November 27th, 2023 at 2:21 PM ^
You know, this is fair. I just assumed he was talking about the awesomeness of the land of cocaine and coffee, and not the hard-working people of the Pacific Northwest. My correction is hereby retracted!
November 27th, 2023 at 2:41 PM ^
It's all coulee, Mo.
November 27th, 2023 at 2:19 PM ^
Also, here’s full size video embed:
November 27th, 2023 at 4:36 PM ^
His question is what we all ask ourselves periodically, "Why does this mean so much???"
Good question!
November 28th, 2023 at 10:06 AM ^
BECAUSE YOU GET TO DO THIS WHEN YOU WIN!
November 27th, 2023 at 2:25 PM ^
Ah. Noted.
November 27th, 2023 at 2:35 PM ^
My wife is half Colombian (Cali) and half Persian.
I
am well behaved.
November 27th, 2023 at 4:06 PM ^
My wife is half Colombian (Barranquilla, the land of Shakira and Sophia Vergara) and half Venezuelan (Maracaibo)!
November 27th, 2023 at 4:35 PM ^
We outkicked our coverage.
November 27th, 2023 at 5:03 PM ^
Mine went through the back of the end zone, and then reentered the field of play through the other end zone ;-)
November 27th, 2023 at 2:43 PM ^
Given that I was in Cartagena for the *redacted*-39 game, I'll all in favor of going with "Columbian" moving forwards, no offense to that otherwise beautiful country.
November 27th, 2023 at 3:17 PM ^
Columbian--meaning all things related to Peter Falk's portrayal of the rumpled but infallible detective, Columbo. We know who the killer is from the jump; the fun is watching Columbo figure it out!
November 27th, 2023 at 5:39 PM ^
Love Columbo. The best part is he how he played the fool to his target’s narcissistic tendencies.
November 27th, 2023 at 2:22 PM ^
appealing to the sports gods for being a good dad is the best part
November 27th, 2023 at 2:25 PM ^
Rich's rants the past 3 years have been so damn good. This year's is tops. Just pure, unbridled glee. The fact that Ohio State fans can't say shit just feels so so so good, and Rich just HAMMERS them over and over about it lol
November 27th, 2023 at 2:34 PM ^
That was a spectacular watch. Thank you.
November 27th, 2023 at 2:43 PM ^
Soooo much fun.
November 27th, 2023 at 2:45 PM ^
“That’s Gold, Jerry. Gold!”
November 28th, 2023 at 10:12 AM ^
"This win just keeps getting better and better. In fact, it's better now than when I started this sentence."
Yep. It's like I found money around the house. And then I keep finding money. And when I find that money, it leads me to finding more money.
November 27th, 2023 at 2:47 PM ^
Let's all kick up our shoes and listen to the crickets out of Columbus. M'fers.
November 27th, 2023 at 2:56 PM ^
Kicking my feet up too.
November 27th, 2023 at 2:56 PM ^
I like that rant almost as much as I like coffee. You guys grind your own Colombian too, right? I bet Rich Eisen does.
November 27th, 2023 at 3:03 PM ^
His clip of Ryan Day’s interview before the game was so telling that Day planned this whole thing and was ready to toss out every achievement of Michigan over the last three years.
November 27th, 2023 at 4:57 PM ^
Damn right.
"Taking the high road" my ass. There's not a soul in Columbus that even knows what the fucking high road is. That school is literally built around breaking NCAA rules in effort to keep up with the SEC. So I don't want to hear their bullshit.
November 27th, 2023 at 3:09 PM ^
I really liked the giggling after this sentence at around 10:15:
"Ryan Day now has as many winds against Michigan as Sherrone Moore has against Ohio State! Hehehehe."
November 27th, 2023 at 3:36 PM ^
I'm only nine minutes in, and this is already delicious. Thanks for posting
November 27th, 2023 at 3:46 PM ^
He's not wrong - I can't even imagine what the response would've been from them if they would've won that game. They (and the national media) would've completely invalidated the last 2 years and it would've validated and enhanced all of the meaningless sign shit.
November 27th, 2023 at 3:53 PM ^
That was outstanding. And he's right, the silence out of Ohio is wonderful.
November 27th, 2023 at 4:31 PM ^
Truly amazing. We'll see what the "evidence" turns out to be when it (if ever) gets released.
November 27th, 2023 at 6:01 PM ^
The Ohio State is at The home!
November 27th, 2023 at 8:21 PM ^
#BeatIowa
November 27th, 2023 at 11:20 PM ^
Rich is the best. That was amazing!
November 28th, 2023 at 10:05 AM ^
STRAIGHT into my viens.
He knows every single detail, every single nuance of The Game and the background behind it.
I swear, he must have an account on here. He gives the in-your-face rant that you or I would give if we had a microphone.