THE PURGE: End of OT Season Edition
This is not simply a negbang. This is THE PURGE. A bloodletting. A board-wide exorcism of all negativity before the season begins.
Got a problem with the coaches, the plays, the officiating, the NCAA, the MGoBoard, me, life in general? Let us know how you feel about it.
Got some shitty predictions for the upcoming season? I do:
- John O’Neill will come out of retirement to officiate the OSU game, leading a crew of ass-grabbing Buckeye fanboys.
- Michigan will have a 50/50 run-pass balance on offense: 50% run into a stacked box, 50% Philly Specials.
- Tuck Comin!
Now go ahead. Let the hate flow through you.
August 25th, 2023 at 6:04 PM ^
And by the way, JJ isn’t really meditating before the games. He’s dreaming of what it would be like to play in a modern offense.
August 25th, 2023 at 10:00 PM ^
Visualizing what it would have been like to go to OSU.
August 25th, 2023 at 6:12 PM ^
I'm so tired of the ads popping up on this site and obscuring the entire page. The TruStage ad today does it every time I go to a new page. And it's on some timer where it goes away after 20 seconds then comes back a minute later. Please fix the giant ads!
Oh, and the mic noise in the podcasts but I've grumbled about that in the podcast threads.
Good luck, God Speed, Go Blue.
August 25th, 2023 at 7:37 PM ^
Firefox, ad block.
August 25th, 2023 at 6:16 PM ^
Junior Colson will recede into a stack of coulda-beens and Tanner McGrady (who sucks, BTW) will be playing LB against OSU when Brown runs roughshod over our D in November.
Colston Loveland will tear his potato and have to sit out the back half of the season.
The offense will finally let it rip. And JJ's TD:INT ratio will be 1:1.
There's a reason Hinton, Hausmann and Henderson transferred. We'll find out.
August 25th, 2023 at 9:43 PM ^
Name does NOT check out.
August 25th, 2023 at 6:18 PM ^
I believe in God, Country, and Michigan Football.
OK, really just two (I'm an atheist).
And it's the beginning of the season.
Hence, I am in a happy mood.
Undefeated season upcoming. I can almost taste it.
August 25th, 2023 at 6:27 PM ^
Reminder: To quote John U Bacon, "Some Michigan fans aren't happy unless they're not happy."
Discuss
August 25th, 2023 at 6:27 PM ^
Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
August 25th, 2023 at 6:29 PM ^
Damn, now that's some hate. I'd like to party with you, cowboy.
August 25th, 2023 at 6:30 PM ^
Trump is innocent!
Jk, he’s a piece of shit and so is anyone who votes for him. Neg away!
August 25th, 2023 at 6:32 PM ^
C'mon dude. Board rules still apply.
August 25th, 2023 at 6:33 PM ^
Apply my dong to your face, asshat!
August 25th, 2023 at 6:35 PM ^
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
August 25th, 2023 at 6:36 PM ^
You eat breakfast?
August 25th, 2023 at 6:38 PM ^
You can eat your breakfast while you’re eating my ass, YakAttack!
August 26th, 2023 at 9:18 AM ^
A/S/L?
August 25th, 2023 at 7:48 PM ^
Only pieces of shit.
August 25th, 2023 at 6:44 PM ^
Biden isn't senile!
Jk, he's a child sniffing creep and so is anyone who votes for him.
August 25th, 2023 at 8:44 PM ^
Count me in as a child sniffing creep!
August 25th, 2023 at 9:00 PM ^
Yikes.
August 25th, 2023 at 9:21 PM ^
We found our village idiot.
August 25th, 2023 at 9:30 PM ^
His name is Cam.
August 25th, 2023 at 9:32 PM ^
I love the idea of a Trump cultist calling anyone a creep. We’re talking about a man who cheated on his wife with a pornstar and went backstage at beauty pageants to see teenage girls undressing. What a hilariously hypocritical and moronic piece of trash you are. I pity you and your family.
August 25th, 2023 at 9:42 PM ^
I'm not a Trump person you absolute fucking idiot. Trump is also a creep. And Biden is also creepy and does sniff little kids constantly. I just did what you did.
You are genuinely, and I mean genuinely, a hilariously idiotic pathetic piece of excrement. Everyone that knows you pities your family.
August 25th, 2023 at 9:50 PM ^
That’s the best you could do? Just regurgitate what I said in shittier grammar? You couldn’t even think of your own adverb? Lol. What a moron.
August 25th, 2023 at 9:55 PM ^
Lol yes I regurgitated the same stupid shit you said. Again. And it upset you. Again. And you typed more idiot shit. Again.
And of course you deflect cause I wasn't the idiotic Trumper you thought I was. You are actually the dumbest fucking person I've seen on the webs all day. Well done 👍
August 25th, 2023 at 10:02 PM ^
Upset me? I’m laughing at you. This is entertaining. It’s like watching zoo animals get close to the glass. You kind of feel bad for them, but at the same time, it’s fun to see them interact with you. Dance monkey.
August 25th, 2023 at 10:14 PM ^
Bro. You're already resorting to recycling old ass paragraph long middle school insults aka more deflecting because you're still butthurt. You give off extreme Napoleon complex vibes.
Take care of yourself dude. And keep up the interweb flame wars. I hear it's good for your health and not at all linked to mental illness.
August 25th, 2023 at 6:37 PM ^
Cheeseburgers are evil!
we lose to MSU this year
August 25th, 2023 at 6:40 PM ^
After another offseason of talk about how explosive this offense is going to be and this is the year we open it up (OMG think about Donovan in the slot), we rarely throw the ball again (we put Donovan in the slot but just run Corum up the middle) and everyone acts like it’s crazy to think we should and pretends that has nothing to do with us losing the last game of the season.
We don’t score a single TD this season, all FGs.
August 26th, 2023 at 9:10 AM ^
I appreciate your optimism about the kicking game.
August 25th, 2023 at 6:56 PM ^
When you have 5 head coaches, you really have none.
Tempo is still not a thing.
I wanted Harbaugh to say his favorite musical artist was Nickelback.
August 25th, 2023 at 7:47 PM ^
Hell, we haven't had a real head coach since Yost.
August 25th, 2023 at 7:19 PM ^
I already know some of y’all “oh em gee I’m so happy the season is starting” types are the same ones who are going to be screaming from your armchairs in the game threads the moment we don’t paste our first 11 opponents 56-0 because you’re soft and like someone else said, “a Michigan fan isn’t happy unless there’s something to be unhappy about”
;)
August 25th, 2023 at 7:20 PM ^
“wHy DiD wE rUn It Up tHe MiDdLe AgAiN iNtErNeT reeeeeeeeeeeee”
August 25th, 2023 at 7:32 PM ^
I say we run it up the middle again:
August 25th, 2023 at 7:38 PM ^
Here’s another one: “National Championship or Bust” says the fanbase that spent nearly 2 straight decades getting pasted by their biggest rival and then underperforming in every postseason.
Maybe we try to win a playoff game first instead of getting dunked on for 60 minutes by a Big 12 school…
August 26th, 2023 at 9:11 AM ^
Um... we are totally pasting our first 12 opponents 56-0
August 25th, 2023 at 7:31 PM ^
I don't watch hockey.
August 25th, 2023 at 7:58 PM ^
Damn, dude. Go tell that to a priest. This ain't a confessional.
(And say 100 Hail Marys and 500 Our Fathers on your way as penance)
August 25th, 2023 at 7:35 PM ^
LAX is a delightful airport and In 'N' Out burgers are overrated
August 25th, 2023 at 9:28 PM ^
In ‘N Out is good, but it’s not worth waiting for a half hour in the drive thru line.
August 25th, 2023 at 7:46 PM ^
I have issues with Overtaking Ass. Is it a verb or noun? Is it something this board does on a regular basis or is it a living breathing entity?
August 25th, 2023 at 7:46 PM ^
Doubled up on that Overtaking Ass.
August 25th, 2023 at 7:55 PM ^
Reading UFR is the best part of my week, but Defensive UFR grading should be more balanced. I get D line is a make plays position, but 0 shouldn't be a good number for a LB and a terrible number for a starting DT. It would be good to at least know the D line baseline so I don't flip out at a +48 against OSU when we only had one sack and gave up 5 yards a carry.
August 25th, 2023 at 7:58 PM ^
Harbaugh will quit after this season and end up taking the open Ohio State job.
EDIT: Warde hires Brian Ferentz as his replacement.
EDIT 2: A "PUNTING IS WINNING!" sign is permanently attached to the new scoreboards.
August 25th, 2023 at 11:29 PM ^
Those Who Punt Will Be Champions
August 25th, 2023 at 7:59 PM ^
I think Jim Harbaugh is a target of retribution because of comments he made in 2016 where he tried to expose secret societies that have ruined our country.