Posbang: Texas takes down Notre Dame!

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In other breaking news, Brian Kelly is confirmed to be an ass. To hell with Notre Dame.

RainbowSprings

September 5th, 2016 at 6:29 AM ^

Physics requires a balancing of all things (e.g., "For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction," etc.). Thus, while there is indeed a pot of gold at one end of the rainbow, to balance things out there's a crock of shit at the other end. Be careful which end you pursue.

Sorry, ND.     NOT!!!

stephenrjking

September 4th, 2016 at 11:51 PM ^

"Texas is back," they say. Reminds me of UTL 1 for several reasons. One reason it doesn't: Texas coaches seem to know what they're doing. Sharp contrast with how it took Denard bailing out Borges with personal brilliance.

ST3

September 5th, 2016 at 12:33 AM ^

it will land on it's feet. (Unless there's a piece of buttered toast strapped to it's back, in which case, the cat will enter a state of quantum uncertainty.)

That gif reminds me of what my psychotic neighbor used to do with his cat. Inspired by the Olympic gymnastic competition, he would toss his cat in the air and watch it land on it's feet. The most famous cat flip was the double-twisting Tsukahara. I know we used to jump off his garage. I can't remember if he ever threw the cat off the garage or if it was just from the back deck. Whichever it was, he flung that cat at least 6-8 feet off the air.

Another great(?) cat story was the time my psycho neighbor's little brother was learning how to ride a bicycle. The neighbor's cat had just had kittens a few weeks ago, so the older brother used to toss the cats at his younger brother who was trying to learn how to ride a bike. The cats would cling to the little brother as he was screaming trying to concentrate on not falling down. Good times.

P.S. To hell with Notre Dame.