OT: What are the most annoying homer takes?
What homer takes do you find the most useless and annoying? Leading in to the OSU game, I noticed a ton of takes focusing on the following..
- OSU has plays saved for Michigan (I'm sure M emptied the playbook the week prior)
- Michigan only beat Maryland by 8/Illinois by 2 (let's just ignore OSU's worst performances)
- Michigan played a weak schedule (OSU played in the exact same conference, but I guess ND makes it so much better)
This isn't unique to just OSU, but what "talking but saying nothing" takes drive you crazy.
December 13th, 2022 at 4:09 PM ^
The weather… yeah, the weather. It was snowing. Oh, and the flu.
Line play and the ground game have nothing to do with football.
December 13th, 2022 at 7:14 PM ^
Everybody has one.
December 13th, 2022 at 4:22 PM ^
Passing defense is the most overrated stat. Wait, do coaches count as examples here?
December 13th, 2022 at 4:29 PM ^
This will probably get me negged to Bolivia, but I don't think Michigan is like, THAT good of a school academically, in the way that many homers try to say it is. Let me qualify - I don't think ANY school for undergrad studies is all that much better than another. What, the laws of Thermodynamics are different when taught at XYZ school? The books you read to get an LSA degree are significantly different at ABC university? Anatomy is that much more in depth for pre-med at one school over another? I doubt it, it's probably far more about what you put into your undergrad than where you go, or what the best fit is for you in terms of living situation, school size, etc. where you are most likely to thrive than US News and World Report rankings.
But I didn't go to Michigan, so YMMV :)
December 13th, 2022 at 4:50 PM ^
On the one hand you are absolutely correct — I am certain that most rankings are heavily based on the quality of the graduate programs at the institution rather than the overall undergrad experience.
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However, the relative strength of the incoming undergraduate population at a school like Michigan (I.e. there were something like 25 National merit finalists on my freshman hall alone) means that the overall level of graduates should be higher and a “top X” in one’s class at M is most likely better than the same from the average MAC school.
It’s like recruiting rankings — not every 5-star is going to hit but you still would rather have as many as you can sign. The unranked 2-star from SW Missouri State that goes in the first round is the exception not the rule though they probably shine much more brightly and are easier to spot in their relative competition.
December 13th, 2022 at 5:00 PM ^
I'm not saying smart people (or 'relative strength' as you put it) don't go to Michigan, in fact I would completely agree with your general point. However, how much of that is the admissions process and how much of it is the actual material they are being taught? I would argue the students are already very smart, they don't necessarily "get smart" by going to UM undergrad.
December 13th, 2022 at 6:49 PM ^
Georgia and Georgia Southern play football by the same rules. Are they equivalent institutions of football?
December 13th, 2022 at 4:54 PM ^
True but their is a huge range- My daughter took almost a year of classes at OSU while she was in high school and she felt the classes were very easy. She's now at NYU and says the difference in quality of student and difficulty of class is night and day.
December 13th, 2022 at 6:53 PM ^
Had the same reaction from my sister who went to Michigan undergrad and OSU grad - meaning she had to teach OSU undergrads.
To be fair, part of this is that OSU is a lot bigger than Michigan and the dropoff between OSU and the next best Ohio state university is larger than Michigan vs. Michigan State. The variance is larger.
It’s sort of like if you combined the MSU and UofM in-state student bodies into one big pool (not quite that huge, but the same sort of spectrum of background academic talent).
December 13th, 2022 at 8:16 PM ^
pretty sure admission test to ohio st is ‘can you fog a mirror?’
December 13th, 2022 at 11:11 PM ^
Don’t you mean “fog a ❌irror”?
December 13th, 2022 at 10:15 PM ^
NYU is tougher & has better students than osu?!
Shocker elon, shocker!
December 13th, 2022 at 7:13 PM ^
While I agree there are many strong colleges and universities in the US, and - that many things are the same - such as the laws of Thermodynamics, Calculus, Chemistry - the level of knowledge gained during one’s undergraduate years at Michigan can be more rigorous and demanding. So, the application many not be “repeating” basic formulas - but focused on a deeper, theoretical knowledge of WHY certain rules, laws, etc - are “the way they are”.
I have two children who are students at Michigan - one in LS&A and the other in Engineering. They are in STEM fields - and, as they compare the academic rigor of Michigan to other B1G or highly regarded schools, where many of their high school friends are students - there IS a difference.
I agree that the graduate experience is different. And, if you’re a student at an AAU institution - engaging in research early in your collegiate career can be a big difference. But, in Ann Arbor - getting involved in, or approved for, a research project can be much easier said than done.
December 13th, 2022 at 7:22 PM ^
Teacher quality is hugely important in ability to learn and develop passion for the material. I'm guessing you have only taken undergrad courses at one school. Having taken language classes at both UM and U Chicago, I can say there is a huge difference in quality, at least in that area. Even at the RC, our courses are significantly easier and less rigorous. Granted, my mastery level was higher by the time I took similar level courses here, but that's just my experience.
December 13th, 2022 at 8:28 PM ^
You're ignoring something very important that's right in front of you. Let's say that the average student at a Michigan directional is "X." By grades and test scores a Michigan student will be some multiple of X. Fair? I'd think so.
If the average student is smarter, the class will be able to cover more material in greater depth. The Michigan education will be superior even if they're using the same book. As well, students will need to work harder to keep up with their peers.
Focusing on STEM, you'd have something similar when comparing CalTech and Michigan engineering. CalTech students are smarter, so the classes will be richer and more competitive than the ones at Michigan.
December 13th, 2022 at 9:46 PM ^
Heron, you raise a fair point and one I agree with. The entire student body and the nature of their “group” discussions and project work. Cal Tech and MIT are two great examples. My son (who is in Michigan’s College of Engineering) also applied to MIT (he was close to getting in, but missed admission “by that much”) - and Cal Tech also reached out to him, but he felt (to my / Dad’s chagrin) that it was smaller than what he wanted and a different college experience.
Michigan is a selective / highly selective school for a reason. I’m blessed that my children were accepted and are enjoying it / doing well.
Go Blue!
December 13th, 2022 at 4:30 PM ^
Anytime anyone says something to the effect of “the refs have it out for us”. It’s lunacy
December 13th, 2022 at 10:24 PM ^
You were definitely born after The Phantom Touchdown, but can you recall M-osu 2016?
Putting aside "JT was short", do you happen to know how many penalties were called in that game, for how many yards?
Look it up, and read a bit about the refs the B10 chose to officiate it before you call "lunacy"!
December 13th, 2022 at 11:14 PM ^
One of the refs, from Ohio, was literally patting the ass of a star OSU player.
Also I don’t know if it counts as conspiracy per se but Big Ten refs absolutely turn off offensive holding for the team that is trailing in the second half.
December 13th, 2022 at 4:31 PM ^
The weak schedule one is by far the most annoying one. Especially coming from SEC fans who only play 8 games in their conference and still happily schedule FCS teams in fucking November.
December 13th, 2022 at 4:43 PM ^
Honestly this is just smart. Let's move up (insert low B1G school) to game 2 and move (insert cupcake non-con) to the game before OSU. Starters get reps to be locked in but also get rest second half, I don't see the dilemma.
December 13th, 2022 at 6:59 PM ^
Smart yes. But don’t complain about weak schedules for everyone else.
December 13th, 2022 at 9:52 PM ^
Lunacy, I wish someone made this point. Michigan, this season, played 12 FBS teams. They were not all P5 teams - but, they were FBS. Michigan played nine P5 teams - those were all conference games.
Some SEC schools play nine P5 teams. That would be eight conference games and one OOC P5 opponent. Then, look at the three remaining games - most, perhaps all, play at least one FCS school.
No one ever makes this distinction.
December 13th, 2022 at 4:40 PM ^
Somehow after being exposed, OSU was built to beat Georgia. Which is to be seen if they’re a better version of Michigan.
December 13th, 2022 at 4:45 PM ^
I mean...... They are a better Michigan. HOWEVER it's to be determined if they'll be better on a one day sample. I like those odds, hope we get to see it.
December 13th, 2022 at 7:41 PM ^
They were a better version last year, no doubt. Not so sure this year. Hopefully we’ll see.
December 13th, 2022 at 4:44 PM ^
Well until the game this year it was, "so you won one game in 20 years"
After the game this year walking around Ohio Stadium an OSU fan said this exact thing- I said apparently you missed last year's beat down at Michigan.
I think they are in denial and are scared- it's a lot of fun!
December 13th, 2022 at 4:48 PM ^
Also- Our (OSU's) defense this year is much better!
IDK- For a team that was focusing on Michigan for 365 days and hired a new DC with the goal to Michigan I don't think it worked.
Michigan scored 3 more points this year on the road while missing their #1 RB and with an injured #2 RB
How is the Jim Knowles hire not considered one of the worst hires ever. I'm hoping that OSU is exposed again by Georgia.
December 13th, 2022 at 7:01 PM ^
What’s a bit weird to me is how they thought just fixing the defense was going to return things to a beat down of Michigan - I want to say, “uhh, you guys know you scored only 27 right?” But somehow hiring a Big 12 defensive coach was going to get them right back to hangin’ a hundred.
December 13th, 2022 at 7:55 PM ^
Especially given the fact that they needed superhuman efforts from 3!!! NFL receivers to even get to 27
December 13th, 2022 at 4:53 PM ^
We’ve made changes to our defensive scheme - and our line play is exceptional. We will shut ❌ichigan down on both sides of the ball and hang a hundred on ‘em.
December 13th, 2022 at 4:56 PM ^
Yes and I think former OSU coach, douchebag, & tv commentator Meyer said that OSU would stop the run- 200+ yards in 2nd half later I didn't see a correction from Urban Liar
December 13th, 2022 at 5:37 PM ^
The 3-3-5 defensive scheme is ideally designed for the Big 12.
But, I must admit, I am confused. In 2021 - Michigan ran all over them with Haskins. In 2022, Michigan ran all over them with Edwards. It doesn’t seem like any difference.
Am I missing something?
December 13th, 2022 at 5:08 PM ^
My favorite down here in Ohio is "Edwards performance was a fluke"....Then reminding them that Haskins "hung 170" on them last year.
Then crickets.
December 13th, 2022 at 7:43 PM ^
That’s like us claiming 500yds on crossing routes was the difference. Which it was. Unfortunately we didn’t have the horses to run that race.
December 13th, 2022 at 9:57 PM ^
Even with all those crossing routes, they still outgained us on the ground.
December 13th, 2022 at 5:21 PM ^
If you take away, what was it.. four, five, or six big plays, the Buckeyes win the game.
December 13th, 2022 at 5:23 PM ^
People claiming Harbaugh wouldn't be successful. From Both M fans and opposing fans. Ignoring the mountain of evidence from his previous stops and dismissing that it is 10 times harder to be successful in the NFL where the playing field is even.
December 13th, 2022 at 7:06 PM ^
Whether it’s easier or harder to be successful in the NFL depends on the situation. If you’re Ryan Day and take over a college program that’s already extremely successful and has built-in recruiting advantages, it’s easier to be successful. If you take the Rutgers job, you’re going to a much have tougher time winning, even if you’re an excellent coach, because you’ll always have a recruiting disadvantage. If you take over a losing NFL team, you’ll have a better chance than other teams to pick up talent in the draft to help you build a winner. But then the same draft rules, along with the salary cap, will make it harder to maintain success.
December 14th, 2022 at 10:02 AM ^
I agree to some extent, but there are a few large differences that make the NFL way more challenging IMO. There are no gimme wins. Even the worst teams in the NFL can beat you up if you're not playing your best. The prep time is also a major factor IMO. Coaches and personnel spend 60 + hours a week in season prepping for one opponent each week. They can change entire offensive and defensive approaches from game to game making it much more complex. Lastly the elite players make significantly more money than the coaching staff which can create interesting scenarios in the locker room and create very challenging situations when trying to manage personalities.
December 13th, 2022 at 5:53 PM ^
Damn, you beat me to it by 10 minutes, Joe.
December 13th, 2022 at 6:56 PM ^
Great minds!
December 13th, 2022 at 5:43 PM ^
To date MMMMMMMMMMMMMichigan still hasn't played anybody! Just want to stay on narrative.
December 13th, 2022 at 5:45 PM ^
I guess mine would have to be "DOH!"
December 13th, 2022 at 6:09 PM ^
The Blue Wall
Money Cannon
scUM
THE
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Walmart Wolverine
O$U
We don't act like that at Michigan
Overall records against opponents
December 13th, 2022 at 6:11 PM ^
Anything involving Herbstreit
December 13th, 2022 at 6:16 PM ^
This is a really weird and awful post considering Michigan won the game.