OT: Pillow Fighting Championship Crowned It's First Ever Champions
Pillow Fighting Championship held it's first televised event and crowned it's first ever champions.
January 31st, 2022 at 11:35 PM ^
I was assuming the champion’s name was First Ever Champion.
February 1st, 2022 at 10:58 AM ^
Beat me to it but thank you:
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January 31st, 2022 at 11:43 PM ^
Wait, so this wasn't like the Lingerie Bowl???
January 31st, 2022 at 11:44 PM ^
Getting hit by a pillow hurts. There, I said it.
January 31st, 2022 at 11:49 PM ^
hell ya.... depending on the pillow
February 1st, 2022 at 10:04 AM ^
Depends on what's IN the pillow. Feathers or Doorknobs?
February 1st, 2022 at 12:20 AM ^
WWSFS - what would scott frost say?
February 1st, 2022 at 8:13 AM ^
Experience from too many pillow fights in the sorority house?
February 1st, 2022 at 10:22 AM ^
Me in a sorority? LOLOLOLOL
January 31st, 2022 at 11:45 PM ^
this just ruined one of my longtime fantasies
February 1st, 2022 at 8:12 AM ^
But having it Pay per View made it legit! Better than that stupid Puppy Bowl with ads and kittens.
February 1st, 2022 at 12:10 AM ^
Oh for fuck's sake. First kick-ball, then dodge ball, then cereal restaurants, now this? Man we want to make permanent childhood a thing. Thumb-war league is next. No, no, Cat's Cradle league! No, restaurants serving only PB&J sandwiches! Sigh.
February 1st, 2022 at 12:44 AM ^
Chrissakes all those things are fun. Do you want to go back to the days when a boy can start working in the tin mine at 8YO? One can do responsible, adult things and eat still play kickball or eat cereal.
February 1st, 2022 at 7:26 AM ^
My kids learned to read the complete works of Dostoyevsky by age 9 during their breaks working in the tin mines.
February 1st, 2022 at 7:37 AM ^
mine too, but above ground on the farm.
February 1st, 2022 at 8:59 AM ^
I'm reading Devils right now and loving it. Not in the tin mines but finishing a ten-year sentence of hard labor in Siberia.
February 1st, 2022 at 9:47 AM ^
Oh yeah?? Well *my* kid did eight years in a gulag for murdering a corrupt pawnbroker to support our family!
February 1st, 2022 at 10:35 AM ^
Someone should write a story about that!
February 1st, 2022 at 8:21 AM ^
Mining is hard dangerous work and only someone small can get into those small crevices /s
But it does help create some tasty food. ? idea tailgate or stadium fare?
February 1st, 2022 at 5:49 AM ^
Someone call Dave Brandon. He sold the place where kids didn't want to grow up. He can fix this, or put a big macaroni on it.
February 1st, 2022 at 8:29 AM ^
No, restaurants serving only PB&J sandwiches!
I remember years ago there was a restaurant in downtown Detroit where you could get a PB&J and a bottle of Dom Perignon for $101.
Now there's a childhood memory with an adult twist.
February 1st, 2022 at 12:39 AM ^
I learned a great trick for winning pillow fights in Full Metal Jacket. Instead of a pillow, you put a big bar of soap in the pillowcase.
February 1st, 2022 at 3:19 AM ^
Or a pipe wrench
February 1st, 2022 at 8:15 AM ^
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a pillow...
February 1st, 2022 at 5:39 AM ^
" Soapwith", amirite?
February 1st, 2022 at 7:23 AM ^
This is the kind of high quality content I expect to find only on MGoBlog.
February 1st, 2022 at 7:41 AM ^
I was going to make an inappropriate pillow joke, but it's early and I have shit to do so...
Congrats to the winners.
February 1st, 2022 at 7:45 AM ^
Wait.
There are inappropriate pillow jokes?
February 1st, 2022 at 8:14 AM ^
Something something the My Pillow guy…
February 1st, 2022 at 7:56 AM ^
Can he hit a 3?
If so, not OT.
February 1st, 2022 at 8:45 AM ^
Next thing you know, the professional pocket pool league will soon be a thing.
