OT: Marsupial Monday
Today is Marsupial Monday which always falls on the last Monday of OT season. There are no rules or guidelines other than no Gibbons or Snub-nosed monkeys allowed. All posts must be at least 7 words. No punctuation allowed. ALL CAPS IS ENCOURAGED. No politics or religion as usual. The thread is best enjoyed with some spring aged balsamic which can be purchased through me if you need to restock. Also Eucalyptus tea is acceptable, but don't go overboard. Unless you want to like me. If you're tired of my shtick, then shtick your opinion up your bottom hole.
DISCUSS.
August 23rd, 2021 at 4:00 PM ^
marsupials. are, extremely! overrated; straight: facts?
August 23rd, 2021 at 4:21 PM ^
WAY overrated. Wow they can carry their offspring around in a pouch. What a critical evolution, so important that every other mammal has managed to survive without it.
August 23rd, 2021 at 4:37 PM ^
All of the babies being carried around now like a backpack makes me want to say you’re wrong, but it’s not really a ‘pouch’, so I guess you’re right? I’m so conflicted on this
August 23rd, 2021 at 7:25 PM ^
Have they? Asking for a friend of enough extinct mammals to fill another planet. Is this political? Probably. If so lets fight about it and later enjoy the spoils of a locked thread! To war!
August 23rd, 2021 at 4:00 PM ^
WILL FREE CHLAMYDIA SHOTS ALSO BE AVAILABLE ON MARSUPIAL MONDAY question mark
August 23rd, 2021 at 6:08 PM ^
Of course. Stay sàfe
August 24th, 2021 at 9:32 AM ^
NO! Stay frisky! Indulge all you like! We got shots!
August 23rd, 2021 at 4:00 PM ^
You're a baboon for hating gibbons
You must not like how they swing
August 23rd, 2021 at 6:09 PM ^
Gibbons are weak, pathetic animals that occasionally have nice moms. You know who you are
August 23rd, 2021 at 4:03 PM ^
MARSUPIAL MONDAY! A TRADITION LIKE NO OTHER!
I need to admit that I'm more of a wallaby - not koala - type of guy, though.
August 23rd, 2021 at 6:10 PM ^
I have no qualms with the wallaby. Fine creatures
August 23rd, 2021 at 4:04 PM ^
I once rubbed my nuts on a Koala
August 23rd, 2021 at 4:05 PM ^
And this is the "how did I get chlamydia?" excuse you used?
August 23rd, 2021 at 4:07 PM ^
Maybe, "how would you know?"
August 23rd, 2021 at 6:11 PM ^
Wanna do it again?
August 23rd, 2021 at 4:11 PM ^
This guy wants to and would kick your ass.
August 23rd, 2021 at 6:12 PM ^
No chance. He'd die trying from the frothy festering Chlamydia he would contract immediately.
August 23rd, 2021 at 4:18 PM ^
I WILL TAKE A POO ON RYAN DAYS DESK
August 23rd, 2021 at 6:13 PM ^
I nicknamed my back Ryan Day's Desk. What a coincidence.
August 23rd, 2021 at 4:19 PM ^
Marsupials are overrated. Llamas, on the other hand, are the fucking best!
August 23rd, 2021 at 5:16 PM ^
ESPECIALLY THE DALAI KIND.
WOO! POUCH CRITTERS!
DO QBS THAT HAVE THE POUCH-Y HAND WARMER COUNT AS MARSUPIAL-ADJACENT?
August 23rd, 2021 at 4:19 PM ^
MeanJoe, after the Pony Conqueror, you are Sparty Crush's girlfriends fav on MGoBlog.....
August 23rd, 2021 at 4:24 PM ^
Turns out Pony Boys Sparty Crush was actually Tom Izzo
August 23rd, 2021 at 6:15 PM ^
Who?! Can I DM her?
August 23rd, 2021 at 6:16 PM ^
The opossum is the best animal I'm north America. Very misunderstood animals.
August 23rd, 2021 at 6:27 PM ^
Not sure about the best.
Misunderstood , yes .
August 23rd, 2021 at 6:50 PM ^
Tastiest too!
August 23rd, 2021 at 7:39 PM ^
I’ve had some solid BBQ raccoon so I dunno about that. Do like snake and squirrel tho
August 23rd, 2021 at 4:25 PM ^
"Frankenstein never scared me; marsupials do...because they're fast!"
--Kevin Pollock doing Christopher Walken
August 23rd, 2021 at 5:49 PM ^
+1 for Kevin Pollock reference.
"Trick or treat. Good question. I too have a question. Which one of you kids can guess what I have buried under the house?"
August 24th, 2021 at 12:02 AM ^
Kevin Pollock does a guest star reading on Children’s Hospital. He reads the same line as walkins, pachino, etc, watch the entire series, but that scene is amazing.
August 23rd, 2021 at 8:40 PM ^
Frankenstein does not scare me....
August 23rd, 2021 at 4:25 PM ^
Qdoba getting rid of free side of chips with burrito bowls
August 23rd, 2021 at 6:18 PM ^
What the hell? I only go to chipotle. Usually when I want a nice colon cleanse, but not as harsh as Taco Bell or Arby's.
August 23rd, 2021 at 4:45 PM ^
I LOVE THIS THREAD SO MUCH I WANT MEAN JOE AND RGARD TO FIGHT IN A STEEL CAGE MATCH
RGARD MEET HIM IN THE OCTAGON YOU COWARD
My money is on mean joe for sure, although if rgard starts pulling ears and genitals and biting things could go sideways for mean joe in a hurry.
August 23rd, 2021 at 6:20 PM ^
Pretty sure that inbred good for nothing sack of shit is dead or left the blog in defeat already. Otherwise, I'd love to smash his stupid monkey face into a steel cage.
August 24th, 2021 at 1:19 AM ^
Have you seen a koala move? Lets just say they are not fast. I'm taking the primate.
August 23rd, 2021 at 4:50 PM ^
BACK OFF YOU CHLAMYDIA-RIDDEN, SMOOTH-BRAINED, STARVATION-PRONE EXCUSE FOR A MARSUPIAL; THIS IS MY DAY TO SHINE!
August 23rd, 2021 at 6:24 PM ^
All accurate. However, you'll be extinct soon enough as much as I hate to lose another marsupial. 4 species are already gonezo
August 23rd, 2021 at 5:24 PM ^
Fuck koalas. All my homies hate koalas.
August 23rd, 2021 at 5:43 PM ^
THIS IS THE KIND OF ATTITUDE THAT THE MACROPODIDAE FAMILY LIKES TO SEE.
August 23rd, 2021 at 6:25 PM ^
ARW YOU A GIBBON?! GET OUT. TAKE YOUR HOMIES WITH YOU.
August 23rd, 2021 at 5:59 PM ^
RGARD WHERE ARE YOU
August 23rd, 2021 at 6:15 PM ^
MONKEY IN THE HOUSE DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT MARSUPIAL PRIM8s BRING THE PAIN
August 23rd, 2021 at 6:28 PM ^
Blah blah yeah yeah. Do you want to be my new arch enemy or not?
August 23rd, 2021 at 6:27 PM ^
Baby koalas, called joeys, eat their mothers’ poop. For the first six months or so after they’re born, they drink milk from a teat in their mom’s pouch. But then, for several weeks, they eat…fecal matter. The joey sticks its head out its mom’s pouch and nuzzles her butt. She releases some normal poop pellets, followed by a runnier, protein-rich substance, called pap. The pap helps the baby grow, and is full of the mom’s gut bacteria, which could help prepare the joey for its adult diet of eucalyptus leaves.