Official Schadenfreude thread
The joy of victory is nearly matched by the satisfaction of our enemies’ lamentations. Particularly this year. Who are you happiest to imagine grinding their teeth right now?
Finebaum? Thamel? NCAA rules committee? Petitti? Ohio State fan base? Just For Men? ESPN and the national media bandwagon? Who else? Who ya got.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:44 PM ^
That guy is mostly responsible for me being ESPN-free, but that goes all the way back to ‘Malice at the Palace.’ Guess what? He had a loudmouth, bad take then, too.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:53 PM ^
The A stands for Ass.
January 1st, 2024 at 10:21 PM ^
Also these two ass clowns, Rick Neuheisel & Chris Childers, were bashing Michigan over sign-gate leaked. Both were predicting Alabama to blow out the cheaters. LOL!
January 1st, 2024 at 9:37 PM ^
The Sparts are out of control. Their world is coming to an end and only Urban can save them. The Bucknuts seem more concerned about being stuck on third base than focusing hate on us.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:39 PM ^
I got some schadenfreude out of this on ESPN:
They literally own SP+.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:40 PM ^
I’m looking forward to watching Joe Scarborough chew on his cud tomorrow.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:42 PM ^
I wouldn’t recommend watching Joe Scarborough at all. That guy sucks.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:56 PM ^
Your first problem is watching Morning Joe.
January 1st, 2024 at 11:00 PM ^
Joe will gloss over Bama and luxuriate in Ole Miss, LSU and Tennessee beating overmatched B1G also-rans.
My weekday morning routine is waking up, making a cup of coffee, taking my blood pressure medicine and yelling at Joe for an hour to STFU. Then I take my shower and go to the office.
January 2nd, 2024 at 5:54 AM ^
Would you be interested if I told you that there was a way to save an hour of your day 5x per week?
January 2nd, 2024 at 8:58 AM ^
Joe was AWOL - apparently wanted to experience the game in person.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:41 PM ^
Sparty fans - who cares what they think? But the thought of all the OSU fans rooting for Alabama getting slapped down? That is icing on the cake.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:41 PM ^
My neighbor. He’s an asshole and has an OSU flag.
January 1st, 2024 at 10:22 PM ^
You haven’t figured out how to remove it yet?
January 2nd, 2024 at 12:45 PM ^
Got a guy a few houses down from me with an OSU flag. Good guy but made a poor choice when it came to picking his favorite team. I love flying my Block M flag so he has to drive by it every day. Especially after beating the Buckeyes!
January 1st, 2024 at 9:42 PM ^
yes
fuck em all
January 1st, 2024 at 9:42 PM ^
Petiti because he didn't have any proof and he sucked the rest of the Big Ten off...
January 1st, 2024 at 9:44 PM ^
In the grocery store in Ohio this week, some dude wearing an Alabama sweatshirt (which I hadn’t noticed). Then I hear some clerk talking to him, saying “I hope you guys win,” “beat those cheaters,” “karma” and the like. Bama guy was fine, just said Michigan was a tough squad, he didn’t know how it might go. I am relishing that moron OSU fan/clerk stewing about the loss, he is representative of all the entitled Ohio State fans who cannot accept that their right to always win the Big Ten has been disrupted. They have all the stars!!
January 1st, 2024 at 9:45 PM ^
Fuck everyone who said Milroe was the difference maker whose legs were more than we could handle and that he would humiliate us. So basically, everyone.
3 ypc.116 yards passing. He's, like, the fifth best QB we saw this year. Okay, maybe an exaggeration but he ain't the best.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:56 PM ^
Joey Galloway was the worst.
So fuck him.
January 1st, 2024 at 10:22 PM ^
Galloway is a flaming a hole.
January 1st, 2024 at 10:25 PM ^
Yes. Fuck him.
Fuck Joey Galloway sideways with a pineapple dipped in ghost pepper salsa.
January 2nd, 2024 at 12:19 AM ^
Strangely specific and detailed
January 1st, 2024 at 10:01 PM ^
McCord was better than him and he now plays for Syracuse
January 1st, 2024 at 9:48 PM ^
So, how long does George Helow stay on staff at Alabama? I’m guessing he’s not having a house built in Tuscaloosa..
January 1st, 2024 at 10:12 PM ^
He’s due to check out of his AirBnB tomorrow by 2pm. He was able to snag a late checkout since he’s taking a red eye back from LAX tonight.
January 1st, 2024 at 10:18 PM ^
Pretty sure he filed for unemployment already.
January 1st, 2024 at 11:32 PM ^
Apparently we added a few wrinkles that George wasn't aware of.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:49 PM ^
A few people on 11 warriors are claiming Stallions was on the sideline in red. They legitimately think it. People are amazing.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:57 PM ^
It was probably Minter.
January 1st, 2024 at 10:03 PM ^
not sure the 11 whiners posters are actual 'people'. delusional and entitled beyond belief. literally mentally ill.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:50 PM ^
Didn’t call a single fucking hold against Bama. They were literally tackling our D lineman out there.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:51 PM ^
MSU final game of season 0-42 vs PSU. No bowl game.
January 1st, 2024 at 10:13 PM ^
So against Michigan, OSU, and PSU, the three teams to beat in the big 10, they were 129-3? That’s something to build on right there.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:51 PM ^
For me, mostly just the smug everyday Alabama fans who show up in my social media feeds talking about how no Big Ten team deserves to be on the same field as an SEC powerhouse and Nick Saban will coach circles around Harbaugh and blah blah blah…
January 1st, 2024 at 9:51 PM ^
For me, mostly just the smug everyday Alabama fans who show up in my social media feeds talking about how no Big Ten team deserves to be on the same field as an SEC powerhouse and Nick Saban will coach circles around Harbaugh and blah blah blah…
January 1st, 2024 at 9:52 PM ^
For me, mostly just the smug everyday Alabama fans who show up in my social media feeds talking about how no Big Ten team deserves to be on the same field as an SEC powerhouse and Nick Saban will coach circles around Harbaugh and blah blah blah…
January 1st, 2024 at 10:27 PM ^
just guessing, but the way you post, maybe they show up three times as often as they should?
January 1st, 2024 at 11:24 PM ^
Yeah, my bad. Thanks for being cool about it!
January 2nd, 2024 at 12:31 AM ^
How many of these dupes am I supposed to upvote? Nvm got them all.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:52 PM ^
I was so sick of explaining to non-football people the difference between “sign-stealing” and advance scouting (and how little of a difference it obviously made). To the national media who loves a juicy story, not so much an accurate story, F you.
January 1st, 2024 at 11:17 PM ^
This! Exactly how I feel. F them.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:53 PM ^
I love how Harbaugh completely disregarded Rece Davis' question and then walked off.
Harbaugh may forgive, but he doesn't forget. (Maybe doesn't forgive either).
I was so sick and tired of listening to how great Alabama was from the WWL. Even during GameDay, the feature and interview with Jim ended with everyone talking about Saban.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:53 PM ^
That frog-faced bitch, Heather Dinich.
January 1st, 2024 at 10:21 PM ^
She has always had a bug up her ass concerning Michigan. Fuck her!
January 1st, 2024 at 10:21 PM ^
She has always had a bug up her ass concerning Michigan. Fuck her!
January 1st, 2024 at 9:55 PM ^
The list is too long ... M vs. Everybody. Bet!
January 1st, 2024 at 9:55 PM ^
I'll admit, I spent a few minutes over on 11W soaking in their lamentations. Some of them are talking about quitting CFB. I hope they keep their word!