MSU's Cooper spits on parking officer
February 9th, 2017 at 5:00 PM ^
February 9th, 2017 at 5:14 PM ^
The NCAA is going to punish FAU so hard for this. Oh wait. Never mind. They self sanctioned. Smart move FAU.
February 9th, 2017 at 5:39 PM ^
You stay classy, Sparty.
February 9th, 2017 at 5:15 PM ^
...when the wheels start falling off...Look out below!
February 9th, 2017 at 5:01 PM ^
classy
February 9th, 2017 at 5:07 PM ^
February 9th, 2017 at 5:10 PM ^
It's them. You are 100% correct. I donlt think you need a advanced degree in criminology to figure out what's going down.
February 9th, 2017 at 6:53 PM ^
February 10th, 2017 at 9:18 AM ^
From the article:
"The incident occurred around 8:50 p.m. Oct. 30, 2016 . . . After an investigation, a warrant was issued for Cooper’s arrest and it was executed on Nov. 30 without incident."
EDIT: I realize now you were making a joke about not making a bowl. Got it, my bad.
February 10th, 2017 at 1:47 PM ^
by halftime of the Furman game.
February 9th, 2017 at 5:05 PM ^
February 9th, 2017 at 5:16 PM ^
i would try to spit on each other when we were about 8 or 9. I'm not sure why but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
February 9th, 2017 at 5:18 PM ^
There is absolutely nothing in my book more worthy of a punch to the face than somebody spitting on you. Nothing.
You can talk shit about me, my wife, my kids, my God hell just about anything and I can walk away from almost all of it without resorting to violence. But spit at me and you better be ready to go cause I'm coming up swinging at somebody.
February 9th, 2017 at 6:22 PM ^
Don't talk shit about my wife if you don't want go either. That's my job and when people take my job I resort to watching wrestling.
"They took er jerbs!"
No. Seriously, don't talk shit about my wife.
February 9th, 2017 at 9:04 PM ^
You rang?
February 9th, 2017 at 6:21 PM ^
And definitely don't do it twice!
February 9th, 2017 at 6:28 PM ^
Word on the street is that she's the sort of woman that marries double-posting board members.
Come at me, bro.
February 9th, 2017 at 6:31 PM ^
Calling my wife someone who chose their mate based on their mgoblog post rate is definitely not an insult. Anyway, as you can see she didn't have a very high bar for number of posts.
February 9th, 2017 at 5:18 PM ^
I'd spit in Joey Bosa's face and I'd love it. Then I'd have to break his knee caps with a crow bar and run away very fast. Maybe Braxton Miller if I were having a bad day. Other than that, cant think of anyone on the planet deserving at the moment.
February 9th, 2017 at 5:08 PM ^
Dalen claims Cooper said, lm going to spit in your face. I should spit on you right now, at which time police say he did spit on Dalen.
February 9th, 2017 at 5:25 PM ^
February 9th, 2017 at 5:53 PM ^
February 9th, 2017 at 6:24 PM ^
Ah, the classic Magic Spit Theory
February 9th, 2017 at 6:46 PM ^
February 10th, 2017 at 6:31 AM ^
February 9th, 2017 at 11:35 PM ^
February 10th, 2017 at 12:10 PM ^
of the 30-day investigation.
They were working extra shifts. Glad you got the Creedence back.
February 10th, 2017 at 1:51 PM ^
what did the officer expectorate?
February 9th, 2017 at 7:19 PM ^
Say what you will but at least he isn't a sucker spitter. Gotta admire the follow through too. Kids these days talk a good game but don't have the courage of their convictions.
February 9th, 2017 at 5:07 PM ^
the NCAA will be checking all of Michigan's stretching logs for the past three years.
February 9th, 2017 at 5:12 PM ^
He should get 3-9 months probation.
February 9th, 2017 at 5:18 PM ^
Brilliant
February 9th, 2017 at 5:23 PM ^
Wish I could take credit but Scott Bell has been leading the charge on that joke for quite some time now.
February 9th, 2017 at 5:29 PM ^
honesty +1
February 9th, 2017 at 10:07 PM ^
or perhaps 57-86 days in jail. oops wrong sport
February 9th, 2017 at 5:15 PM ^
Programs can have down years, or even a down couple of years and still recover. But this past season is one of the more shocking cratering of a program I can recall. Not just their putrid record, but also the many damning off-field issues!
To come back from this, a coach would normally have to take a clean-house angle, but Mork is bringing everybody back! I do not see a recovery coming anytime soon.
February 9th, 2017 at 5:22 PM ^
February 9th, 2017 at 5:16 PM ^
February 9th, 2017 at 6:22 PM ^
There was a thread about this a day or two ago, which included a video of a kid getting kicked in the face while unconscious and getting robbed. I'm not sure which players, if any, were a part of that.
February 9th, 2017 at 5:23 PM ^
When it rains for MSU, it pours.
All of the momentum they brought into last year after a dominant 4-5 year run has almost all completely dissapated.
February 9th, 2017 at 5:47 PM ^
I think you are confusing "dominant" with "lucky" - it is no coincidence that their 4-5 year run was simultaneous with UM's worst 4-5 years (self-inflicted too), as well as down years for many other traditional opponents for them (e.g. PSU). Combined with the curious number of fluke plays going in their favor (beating UW on tipped Hail Mary, OSU forgetting they had a good RB, Baylor & Stanford stopped playing offsense in their last quarters of their bowl games, UM punter giving away the ball at the last second, etc.) - they were on borrowed time for a few years at least.
February 9th, 2017 at 5:27 PM ^
I almost wonder if Dantonio teaches them how to be crappy people.
February 9th, 2017 at 5:35 PM ^
February 9th, 2017 at 5:54 PM ^
February 9th, 2017 at 5:28 PM ^
February 9th, 2017 at 6:25 PM ^
February 9th, 2017 at 5:29 PM ^
comes before the loogey...
February 9th, 2017 at 5:33 PM ^
I suppose he'll go all Nick Ward and try to deny it. Consequently, I'll just leave this here and mosey on my way:
February 9th, 2017 at 5:34 PM ^