mgoblog and CDN's
The only thing more frustrating than our last several losses has been the inability to reach mgoblog immediately afterwards to complain and commiserate with our fellow keyboard warriors. Seems like it might be time for this site to use a CDN. I realize they can be expensive. But the loss in ad revenue during the highest traffic times has to offset this, no?
November 4th, 2021 at 9:45 PM ^
Yes? No? What’s a CDN?
November 4th, 2021 at 9:57 PM ^
Sounds like an STD
Don't have sex with your servers kids
November 4th, 2021 at 11:00 PM ^
Concur
November 4th, 2021 at 11:12 PM ^
Tiger woods objects
November 4th, 2021 at 11:59 PM ^
The lack of punctuation there made it a little ambiguous.
Probably meant "Don't have sex with your servers, kids" but at least it avoided the real disaster, "Don't have sex with your server's kids"
November 5th, 2021 at 4:35 AM ^
Always make sure to tip your servers.
November 5th, 2021 at 6:54 AM ^
I feel like there should be a Rick Petino joke in there but the humor wouldn't last long enough.
November 4th, 2021 at 9:57 PM ^
According to the Googles, "CDN" stands for Canadian Dairy Network. Frankly, I fail to see how north-of-the-border bovines will alleviate the gameday web traffic problem on MGoBlog, but I am open to an honest discussion if you people keep it civil.
November 4th, 2021 at 10:00 PM ^
No, this tracks. We both have young children so we go through A LOT OF MILK.
November 4th, 2021 at 10:03 PM ^
Are we talking 12 gallons a week?
November 4th, 2021 at 10:14 PM ^
That's a family of 11 people, so it's not outlandish. Roughly one gallon per family member per week, for everything from a glass of milk with a PBJ sandwich to a bowl of cereal to the milk you use to make mac & cheese. My family of 6 used to use that much, easily, before I had to give up most of my carb sources. Hit the "free milk" slot on the Kwik Trip milk card with some frequency.
The fact is that different families have different needs and practices; that doesn't necessarily make them bad; and it's not really that difficult to not point and laugh at people whose needs are different than ours.
November 4th, 2021 at 11:07 PM ^
No laughing at or mocking the family intended. I just saw the movie "Yours, Mine, and Ours" the other day (a blended family of 18 kids and also a true story) and it reminded me of that family's trips to the grocery store. Laughing about it got them through.
November 5th, 2021 at 6:59 AM ^
At some point it's worth doing a cost-benefit analysis to determine whether it's cheaper to build a barn and buy your own cow.
November 6th, 2021 at 10:44 AM ^
Why build the barn when you can get the cow for free?
November 4th, 2021 at 10:16 PM ^
Costco has 3 half gallons of organic whole for like 10 bucks.
Source: Have 2 under 3 myself.
November 4th, 2021 at 10:51 PM ^
But is it Canadian Organic Whole?
I have heard Canadian cows don't moo quite as loudly as their American cousins but I'm still not sure how that helps blog traffic.
November 5th, 2021 at 11:06 AM ^
Harbaugh approves!
November 5th, 2021 at 4:59 AM ^
i for one will stand with my bovine friends no matter what country they are from, however, despite my repeated questioning these avatar guys have given no assistance whatsoever to the '404 error not found' problem. i may withhold feed later today to see if i can force a solution. will get back to you all later.
November 5th, 2021 at 12:53 PM ^
"Seems like it might be time for this site to use a CDN. I realize they can be expensive".
Why is this guy trying to use Canadians? Why does he want to purchase us?
WTH is going on?
November 5th, 2021 at 7:28 PM ^
Well I don’t believe the Canadians would be “used” by the blog. I feel they would be fairly compensated for their work.
November 4th, 2021 at 9:51 PM ^
I don’t know what a cdn is but I do know that Cade Cunningham is 1 for a billion from 3 and is giving me darko chills.
November 4th, 2021 at 9:56 PM ^
He's going to be fine
You can see that he's hesitating right now. You can also see he understands how to play the game of basketball and is going to be a good facilitator. Probably also going to be a plus defender although I could have kicked him for the way he kept playing off of Curry tonight
November 4th, 2021 at 9:59 PM ^
The true Cyan Cade.
November 4th, 2021 at 10:51 PM ^
John Beilein broke his jumper.
November 5th, 2021 at 2:07 AM ^
On the plus side, Franz Wagner is averaging 15 a game for the Magic.
November 4th, 2021 at 9:58 PM ^
I honestly think Brian should have gone with his original thought after the site rework. Disable the board and put out the content we love at its regular pace. But since we’re telling him how to run his business we should also pressure the MgoStaff to bring back Draftadon! ‘Cause that’s what the people want…or something…RABBLE!
/sigh…gotta love autocorrect…and Seth for calling me out. Meant Draftegeddon but I’m leaving Draftadon. He seems like he’d be a fun dude.
November 4th, 2021 at 10:02 PM ^
Draftadon RETURNS!
November 5th, 2021 at 8:45 AM ^
/insert Austin Powers steamroller scene
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
November 4th, 2021 at 10:07 PM ^
OK, my first round pick is in. Who's the next Don?
November 4th, 2021 at 10:14 PM ^
I’m torn. Don Knotts is a classic, Don Cheadle is solid…I’m going Donald Glover because I loved his work on Community. Plus Star Wars…
November 4th, 2021 at 10:17 PM ^
Rickles. Don Rickles.
November 4th, 2021 at 10:44 PM ^
Watch it you hockey puck!!!!
November 4th, 2021 at 11:45 PM ^
Taking Don Dufek.
Starting a dynasty, obviously.
November 5th, 2021 at 12:01 AM ^
My second round pick. First round value.
November 5th, 2021 at 8:12 AM ^
Do Donnys count/
November 5th, 2021 at 9:06 AM ^
Only if they're under the age of 12. Then they should be Don or Donald. Time to start playing grown up.
November 5th, 2021 at 12:55 PM ^
Drysdale is underrated because of his contemporaries..
Darko?
te's peak?
Donatello! TMNT - turtle in a half shell - turtle power!
November 5th, 2021 at 10:51 AM ^
I'm snatching Don Mattingly. Shocked he lasted this long.
November 4th, 2021 at 9:59 PM ^
don't know what that is but we're having a meeting tomorrow with the server.
November 4th, 2021 at 10:08 PM ^
Kind of a hard deadline before people clock out for Thanksgiving weekend, because there is absolutely no conceivable result that Saturday that would not render an average server a heap of radioactive slag by 4 pm EST.
November 4th, 2021 at 10:53 PM ^
It's like a NFT for HTML.
November 5th, 2021 at 7:25 AM ^
wtfbbq roflcopter
November 5th, 2021 at 8:24 AM ^
Content Delivery Network, like Cloudflare or Akamai. As a site intermediary, a CDN caches content on geographically distributed servers to reduce both latency and web server load.
When MGoBlog goes down, though, it's usually because the message board is on fire. It's difficult to cache that stuff. IIRC, MGoBlog already uses Cloudflare, anyway.
The solution to all that PUT/POST traffic might be to migrate the site itself to a distributed network like AWS or Azure, but any solution engineer worth their salt would need to see traffic details to say if the downsides are worth it.
November 4th, 2021 at 10:10 PM ^
I'm not sure that I want the site fixed. Mgoblog crashing is the exclamation point at the end of a big Michigan event.
November 4th, 2021 at 10:16 PM ^
Probably improves the discourse to put the brakes on a percentage of the hottest of hot takes, too.
November 4th, 2021 at 10:39 PM ^
100%. Let people cool the fuck down for an hour or two after the game and sober up before they start punching one way tickets to Bolivia
November 4th, 2021 at 10:45 PM ^
It’s a feature, not a bug. Seth or Brian probably have a post-loss kill switch hard wired to a big red button in their living rooms and they just mash it after a loss to disable the site.
November 5th, 2021 at 8:00 AM ^
Youre supposed to sober up after the games?
November 5th, 2021 at 12:01 AM ^
I have a rule that students can’t contact me about their exam grades within 48 hours of me posting their scores. It has been one of the best things I ever did. Hot takes are not just for football fans.
November 5th, 2021 at 10:41 AM ^
Save some money on servers AND auto moderate some of the scorching hot takes we all have after games. Its kind of brilliant