Mccaffrey Was Cleared to Play vs Illinois
Harbaugh confirms that Dylan McCaffrey was cleared to play and available at Illinois.
— Zach Shaw (@_ZachShaw) October 14, 2019
Says he won't comment on the status of Nico Collins, Lavert Hill and Kwity Paye, then later says if he were to comment, it would be "positive."
October 14th, 2019 at 7:17 PM ^
Fuck yea, we're coming for that Nittany Lion ass. Raw, no lube.
October 14th, 2019 at 7:21 PM ^
Have you seen that thing? It's all yours, I guess.
October 14th, 2019 at 7:52 PM ^
I guess I'm just too old. It isn't that I'm offended. Anyone who takes offense at language has no business ever going to a loosely regulated blog. It goes with the territory. It just is that in my world, in my time, we didn't talk or think a lot about fucking other men in the ass. And then describe it (raw, no lube.) I was in a fraternity at Michigan, with plenty of crudity and typical fraternity stuff. But ass fucking was not one of them, at least not in my fraternity. We didn't fuck other guys in the ass, we didn't talk about fucking other guys in the ass, I think most guys didn't even think about fucking other guys in the ass. Oh, and we didn't talk about the Michigan football team fucking other teams in the ass, even though we surely wanted the football team to dominate. Have times changed that much? Is part of being progressive that ass fucking and talking about ass fucking and using ass fucking as a way to describe winning decisively now pretty common? Some time, some where, I learned that ass fucking wasn't good for people physically. However, not being a doctor or in the medical field, I really don't know about how unhealthy this practice would be. Anyway, count me among those who just don't really like thinking about ass fucking.
October 14th, 2019 at 7:57 PM ^
This should probably be it’s own diary.
October 14th, 2019 at 9:26 PM ^
Thankfully, no.
No title would be good for that.
October 14th, 2019 at 9:31 PM ^
"Keep it in your pants"..... ?
October 14th, 2019 at 8:08 PM ^
I had put it out of my mind, but then the end of your name got me thinking about it all over again, StephenRK. Damn.
October 14th, 2019 at 8:08 PM ^
Obligatory NTTAWWT
October 14th, 2019 at 8:08 PM ^
There was no stated gender.
October 15th, 2019 at 1:08 AM ^
Female lions are "lioness", right?
October 14th, 2019 at 8:10 PM ^
I didn’t really think about it much either until you wrote approximately 500 words about it in response to this fellow’s crude post. It’s certainly not the first metaphor that comes to mind when I think of a decisive win. My wife and I play mixed doubles in tennis (obviously) and when we win a set handily I think I’ll give it a test drive to see how it plays at the club next time we win against, say, Dr Patel and his wife. I’ll tell them we ass fucked them and did t even use lubricant.
October 14th, 2019 at 8:23 PM ^
i just assumed ass fucking without lube means it all gets charged to the Underhills
October 14th, 2019 at 8:50 PM ^
I think if you start using that terminology, mixed doubles tennis with the Patels might turn into a fun activity that you never thought could possibly happen :)
October 14th, 2019 at 9:19 PM ^
Dammit, we're Michigan Men. Of course we'll use lube! Break it with a finger even. Ease in gently...
October 14th, 2019 at 10:48 PM ^
SRK is not too much into the brevity thing. In this case, would have been better to speak with the neg and move on.
October 14th, 2019 at 8:12 PM ^
Maybe the problem is you’re not old enough.
October 14th, 2019 at 8:14 PM ^
Especially considering the program were playing against probably not the best metaphor.
October 14th, 2019 at 8:26 PM ^
a loosely regulated blog
I've never seen moderation of any kind here.
October 14th, 2019 at 8:58 PM ^
More evidence of the thankless nature of board moderation.
October 14th, 2019 at 8:37 PM ^
That wasn't nearly long enough.
I think you need at least another 1000 words to fully document your feelings on this.
October 14th, 2019 at 9:32 PM ^
Doth protest too much
October 14th, 2019 at 9:47 PM ^
Even if he didn't use lube, he's still a Michigan Man and would have had the courtesy to say "Thank you"
October 14th, 2019 at 10:02 PM ^
This is the best thing I have ever read on this blog.
October 14th, 2019 at 10:22 PM ^
Sounds like you should’ve gone to a different fraternity
October 14th, 2019 at 10:29 PM ^
See "The Big Lebowski," 1998.
October 14th, 2019 at 10:35 PM ^
A whole conversation thread devoted to dry ass fucking. Can't say I was expecting that when I logged in.
October 14th, 2019 at 11:05 PM ^
And I didn't have any part in it.
Because I use lube, like a gentleman.
October 14th, 2019 at 11:19 PM ^
You were in a frat? Hate to break it to ya straighty, but at least one of those dudes was at some point fucking or getting fucked in the ass. Sorry if that hurts your feelz.
October 14th, 2019 at 11:51 PM ^
In my day we called it ass blasting
October 14th, 2019 at 11:51 PM ^
Ass fucking can be a wonderful, tender, loving thing when proper lube us used in conjunction with ample warm up time to prepare the soon to be affected area. Here he clearly specifies that it will be done raw implying there will be no condom used and without the aid of lubricant which could potentially be dangerous or highly uncomfortable at best. Best use a condom when ass fucking ESPECIALLY while fucking a Nittany Lion which appears to be a variety of Puma or perhaps a cougar. That would be tough to do literally, but I suspect this is a metaphor, which is good. I guess the mascot could be in the cards, but it could be underage so you definitely want to exercise caution and be sure to receive written consent and agree upon a safe word.
October 15th, 2019 at 2:17 AM ^
The koala man knows of what he speaks.
October 15th, 2019 at 2:43 AM ^
I love the occasional ass sex. I have only performed this on 3 females, but each time it was great. This isn’t without potential problems. Once my appendage smelled pretty bad afterwords. If you can smell something below your waist, will standing up straight, it’s a bad sign.
I have never been Inside a man as a way of proving my dominance though. Is this effective ?
October 14th, 2019 at 11:51 PM ^
There is no confirmation that the poster was writing about men, but I'll stop. The subject is distasteful and the negs to the poster are appropriate.
October 15th, 2019 at 2:15 AM ^
Yea because a woman ass fucking could totally be what's implied. Derp.
Thankful I could weigh in on this.
October 15th, 2019 at 12:50 AM ^
My high school track coach would say the most ridiculous things during his pre-meet speech. The best/weirdest was “let’s go in there and sew up their asses!”
Now if that doesn’t motivate you to run fast, what will?!? (Also, what does that mean?)
October 15th, 2019 at 5:56 AM ^
Sounds like Harbaugh-level pregame speech.
October 15th, 2019 at 2:16 AM ^
Wish I had but more than one upvote for this SRK. Bravo.
October 15th, 2019 at 7:00 AM ^
"Is part of being progressive that ass fucking and talking about ass fucking and using ass fucking as a way to describe winning decisively now pretty common?"
Believe it or not, the vast majority of self-identified progressives take offense to anal rape metaphors being used in a joking manner in sports or any other context.
Otherwise, I cosign your views.
October 15th, 2019 at 7:12 AM ^
If nothing else, I think you might have set the blog record for the most uses of the phrase "ass fucking" in a single post.
October 15th, 2019 at 7:25 AM ^
No politics!
October 14th, 2019 at 7:17 PM ^
Not gonna comment...then comments
October 14th, 2019 at 7:18 PM ^
If I comment in this thread it's going to be positive.
Just playin. FUCK YOU ALL!
October 14th, 2019 at 7:18 PM ^
Jim missed the window on his medicine this morning. Give him a break
October 14th, 2019 at 7:25 PM ^
Cleared perhaps, but someone posted this past week that he had not practiced?
October 14th, 2019 at 7:27 PM ^
"Cleared" and "ready to play" are not necessarily the same thing.
October 14th, 2019 at 8:16 PM ^
Especially considering that Harbaugh reportedly has a policy of "if you're not healthy enough for Wednesday practice, you're not ready for Saturday's game."
October 15th, 2019 at 2:18 AM ^
Harbaugh has a lot of reported stuff. And most of it is bullshit. Just some food for thought.
October 14th, 2019 at 7:31 PM ^
Then he absolutely should've played last week. Atleast a drive or 2. He literally hasn't had more than a drive to himself in a game this year, after all that "redefine what a starter is/co-starters" talk Harbaugh was spewing in the offseason.
Frustrating.
October 14th, 2019 at 7:52 PM ^
Maybe is just the Michigan fan in me but I can’t stop visualizing us being down 14-0 at Halftime. Then Mccaffrey trots out(with Brady glove on) and leads us to a win.