Liberty is Overnighting a Dentist Chair to LA For Freeze

Hugh Freeze is one weird dude.

They just thought about ordering the chair today?

Next chair up for ol' Hugh:

Hospital bed and a now a dentist chair.  What's next, a waiting room bench from the local dermatologist? 

But what about all that time he could be spending with his kids?

Sanctimonious hypocrite.

Typical deluded narcissist who thinks he's leaps and bounds more important than he actually is.

 Sounds like he’s in for some oral.

Man, lost that bet. I had money on him coaching from a Craftmatic adjustable bed this week. Never even considered a dental chair. He's a crafty one that Hugh Freeze.

Another "Look at me" move by Hugh. Can't stand how members of the media try to make this seem like an ultimate football guy move. Bullshit. This dude is as corrupt as they come....amazes me how people like him and Dabo can get away with blatant cheating under the guise of being a religious family man. Imagine the media firestorm if Harbaugh tried to pull this shit.

Wankers want less, generally, not more attention.

Surprised it wasn't the stone alter on which this pious man has sacrificed himself for the masses (dozens watching a football game). 

I thought he would have requested one of those OB-GYN chairs with the stirrups, so that whatever escort he hires can more easily insert all four of her fingers into his rectum. Which, for some odd reason, is what I assume Freeze prefers.... 

The best story in football this season is centered on how a known football cheater, wife cheater, and cheater of faith and moral function is focusing attention on himself?

Gabe DeArmond is a no-talent hack that can fuck off.

(BTW, whodafuck is that guy?  Nevermind.  Who cares...)

Rationally, it makes no sense. But when you look at the irrationality of college coaching salaries as well as the ridiculous idea that Liberty University should be spending money to pursue aspirations of being a powerhouse football school, it becomes obvious why everyone involved is doing this.

Freeze is paid 28 times more than the average Liberty University employee. Freeze makes 10 times more than the average faculty member. And that is just his base salary of $1.5 million. He can make an extra million in insentives. Liberty is private so they don't have to list all their salaries, unlike Michigan and any other state university, but Freeze is almost certainly making more money than any other Liberty employee except potentially the president guy with the famous father.

Therefore, Hugh Freeze MUST BE be super important. Whatever he is doing MUST BE super important to Liberty University and he cannot be replaced by an underling. Otherwise, Liberty could just pay the underling 10% of Freeze's salary and save lots of money. So, you do whatever it takes to get Freeze to do that super important thing that he is doing to further the goal and mission of Liberty University. Which is... win football games.

Why blame a drowning man flailing for survival?

With the stench of his personal decisions his coaching future was dead.

It was either Liberty or death.....

Is it really that crazy though....? Should he not be coaching because he can't stand? If Harbaugh needed this accommodation, I would dang sure be in favor of it.

Couple questions come to mind - Hugh isn't capable of hiring anyone that could coach in his place until he gets better?  Also, his presence was so critical in the opener but they still scored zero points?      

The best story in college football this season would be if Arthur Digby Sellers led North Hollywood Community College to a resounding victory over Liberty to prove that Hugh Freeze is a fucking lightweight.

Wouldn't a sex swing be better for him?

This reminds me that I saw Liberty University (grad school) on a resume for the first time recently.

Straight to the trash.

I'm sure he has lived out quite a bit of his fantasies but having this weeks call girl do the dental hygienist role play wasn't what I expected.

Lol dental chair, what a joke. Eh but what do I know?

Your tithes and offerings at work.

If you tell him there's a stripper in the next room, guarantee you he'll be out of the chair in a split second. 

Jerry Fallwell Jr. and Liberty University are gross.  They hire the Baylor AD and then Hugh Freeze?  I guess people deserve a chance at redemption, and even Jesus hung out with tax collectors and prostitutes, but when you're actively recruiting sanctimonious unrepentant scumbags,  you paint a picture of who you are.

Even though Brian Kelly is a murderer, I don't put ND or other religious schools in this bucket.