December 8th, 2023 at 9:16 AM ^
David Lee Roth lights the menorah…
December 8th, 2023 at 9:17 AM ^
Hapoy Hanukah to all the MGoJews out there! Since I'm Chinese-American I guess I'll be seeing you on Christmas Day (IYKYK)
December 8th, 2023 at 9:21 AM ^
Happy Hanukkah! May it be filled with love, light and peace.
December 8th, 2023 at 9:35 AM ^
A mother gives her son two sweaters for Hannukah. The next morning he comes downstairs for breakfast wearing one of them. She says "What? You didn't like the other sweater?"
December 8th, 2023 at 10:22 AM ^
May your bagels be boiled (Bubbies' in TC reference). Queue the Adam Sandler song.
December 8th, 2023 at 10:31 AM ^
Happy Chanukah, my Jewish friends!
To express solidarity I am blasting “The Chanukah Song” by Adam Sandler.
”OJ Simpson….not a Jew!”
December 8th, 2023 at 10:31 AM ^
We were too busy to do latkes last night, but we will tonight. Then doing Thanksgiving 2.0 with the non Jewish side of my family tomorrow. Then back to Hanukkah on Sunday. Have a good one everybody!
December 8th, 2023 at 10:34 AM ^
Two Jewish guys are walking down the street and pass a Catholic church, with a sign that reads, "Convert to Christianity and we'll give you $100."
The first guy says, "I'm gonna do it." The second guy replies, "Are you crazy?" The first guy answers, "Hey, hundred bucks is a hundred bucks," and he goes in.
An hour later he comes back out. His friend asks, "Did you get the $100?"
The first guy answers, "Why is it always money with you people?"
In all seriousness, a Happy and peaceful Hanukkah to all.
December 8th, 2023 at 12:16 PM ^
That's a good one. Here's mine.
Moishe is called into the Inquisition and told to convert. He resists at first but finally relents. But his spirit is troubled.
A week later he goes back to the Grand Inquisitor. "I can't do it!" he cries. "I am a Jew! I will always be a Jew! I can be nothing other than a Jew!" To his surprise, the Grand Inquisitor accepts Moishe's decision and lets him go.
Moishe returns home exultant. "Rivka, Rivka, great news! We're Jews again! We're Jews again!"
His wife Rifka sighs. "Moishe, you schmuck. You couldn't have waited until after Passover?"
December 8th, 2023 at 10:36 AM ^
Happy Hanukkah to our MGoMOTs. May you all have a prosperous holiday, health for you and your family, and follow it up with the biggest postseason wins in Michigan history!
December 8th, 2023 at 12:29 PM ^
Happy Chanukah to all my fellow MGoJews and to everyone else too!
December 8th, 2023 at 1:26 PM ^
Also, although Seth has a lot on his plate as is, perhaps he could do a Neck Sharpies on any significant gematria meaning in 42-27, 45-23, or 30-24 ;)