Nope.
I've never seen anybody drive their garbage down to the street and bang the hell out of it with a stick.
The 'Burbs is essential viewing.
People really think Old Man Marley just walks up and down the streets every night, salting the sidewalks?? No Way. See that garbage can full of salt? That's where he keeps his victims. The salt turns the bodies... into mummies!
Damn...beat me by a minute.
I heard that everything is going down the shitter
Merry Christmas. Shitter was full.
Old man marley just goes up and down the street salting the sidewalks. Rumor is he hides the bodies of his victims beneath the salt in the trash bins.
He has subscriptions to those magazines
He never waves when he goes by
He's hiding something from the rest of us
He's all to himself
I think I know why
He took down the tire swing from the Peppertree
He has no children of his own, you see
He has no dog
And he has no friends
And his lawn is dying
And what about all those packages he sends?
What's he building in there??
What the hell”s he building in there?
I tell you one thing, he's not building a play house for the children.
I heard unsolved mysteries thread guy (good threads!) did all the crimes himself.
That would be Eli. He could not have committed all those crimes. Trust me.
I'm beginning to that suspect that Jack isn't actually gay and that Janet and Chrissy are trying to pull a fast one on their landlord.
Wut? That can't be true.
I'm simply amazed how BADLY the tv shows of my youth hold up to today's cultural norms. I'm not sure I'll ever be able to enjoy some of my favorite movies from when I was young again.
Seriously? Fuck today's cultural norms. Blazing Saddles is a great movie. So is Revenge of the Nerds. And everything John Hughes ever made.
Quick - somebody wake up Bobby Ewing! Maybe this whole coronavirus thing is just a dream!
What? Wasn't the whole point to this to show how old we are?
I still don't know who shot JR.
And me? I still don't care. He almost certainly deserved it.
but do you know who shot Mr. Burns?
Who’s JR?
colonel mustard
in the library
with the rope
I heard Col. Mustard went out just like Bob Crane from Hogan's Heros.
In an orgy?
Col. Mustard must been shooting the Viagra directly into his veins.
Ha!
So anyway, I says to Mabel, I says "She's got that great blonde hair but I saw her at the gym, and the carpet don't match the curtains, know what I mean?"
But I ain't one to gossip, so you didn't hear it from me
Actually, I heard this whole thing was concocted in a lab by dogs, because they're immune and it keeps their humans home all day.
checks avatar.
thinks this might not be a rumor.
Damn, as usual I forgot to switch to my burner avatar.
My neighbor is likely having an affair. It’s the 4th time this month the cable truck was parked at her house for “service”.
The story is ludicrous.
The guy across the street looks to have everything in order. Cleans the driveway of snow before any tire tracks; mows when the lawn has a half inch to cut; driveway is edged to perfection; dog shits in the same spot every time; dog always stays in his yard; Washes his cars at the first sight of dirt or salt; gets food delivered every day to cook; doesn’t drink or smoke...
for having the perfect life, I think his wife absolutely hates him and wants out.
Guy sounds like a real asshole! :/
Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Thank you, Simone.
March 16th, 2020 at 10:51 PM ^
If someone wasn't playing Counterstrike...it didn't happen.
Someone is day drinking.
So, my (insert family member or friend) knows someone who works at the (insert government entity), and he/she/they said that Trump is about to impose a (insert number) days quarantine for the whole country starting at (insert time or date).
You must've seen my Facebook post earlier today. Not proud.
Good lord, I needed this thread. Marvin, you're my hero (but after a long line of physicians, researchers, chemists, data scientists, nurses, ...).
This one idiot on my street still has Christmas lights on his house.
Oh wait, that's my house.
Also, the Ukraine was very well fed in the 1930s.
UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU? MAYBE I SMASH YOUR GAME