St Joe Blues

August 12th, 2022 at 11:21 AM ^

Way to go! This team defies jinxes! They can talk about a no-hitter in the 6th, 7th, 8th AND 9th innings and no one will break it up. They can step on a crack and NOT break their mother's back. They can press the button in an elevator for the 13th floor. Black cats? They eat them for breakfast. One of their drills is to run in a crouch under a line of ladders. They all have umbrellas in their lockers that they open at will. After 42-27, the jinx is GONE!

Bang away!

Joined: 01/08/2017

MGoPoints: 33795

drjaws

August 12th, 2022 at 12:58 PM ^

work in a cell or molecular biology lab long enough and you'll understand curses are very real

experiments never work when machine plugged in a certain outlet - outlet is cursed

experiments ONLY work when a certain rubber ducky sits on the machine - ducky is a curse-eating ducky ... could be one rubber ducky for the lab or multiple, each ducky having their own machine they protect 

experiments MUST be started on tuesday even if it means finishing the experiment on saturday instead of friday - monday is cursed

never walk away from a western blot. yes, it takes a few hours to run, but you have to sit next to it the entire time or your bands will come out messed up. do not start a western, then go to lunch - western blots are cursed but only when not sporadically observed 

certain incubators are cursed, cells grow for shit in them. same plate of cells, other incubator, and TADAAAA you get 16 hour population doublings and morphology is fantastic - incubator is cursed

Joined: 02/26/2014

MGoPoints: 46777

M_Born M_Believer

August 12th, 2022 at 12:49 PM ^

First of all.....

https://giphy.com/gifs/SpongeBobMovie-spongebob-movie-spongeontherun-gd09Y2Ptu7gsiPVUrv

But it is Friday, so PosBang away......

https://giphy.com/gifs/hollywoodsuite-bill-murray-stripes-hollywood-suite-3o7WTG0cmUr50p5Yc0

 

Joined: 11/11/2009

MGoPoints: 11786