August 12th, 2022 at 10:29 AM ^
MONKEY RODEO HALFTIME SHOW!
August 12th, 2022 at 10:30 AM ^
*Knocks on wood until knuckles get dislocated*
August 12th, 2022 at 10:34 AM ^
Keep knocking, we need it. If a knuckle is dislocated and you keep knocking it does it count as 2 knocks?
August 12th, 2022 at 10:55 AM ^
I'll start a "let's try not to jinx The Team" posbang thread!
August 12th, 2022 at 10:33 AM ^
You just jinxed it...
August 12th, 2022 at 10:33 AM ^
Why even say that. WHY?
August 12th, 2022 at 10:35 AM ^
You fool! We did not need to attract the attention of the football injury gods and now you have brought them to our doorstep!
August 12th, 2022 at 10:35 AM ^
BOOM! BANG! BIFF! POW!
August 12th, 2022 at 10:57 AM ^
I'll upvote that!
August 12th, 2022 at 10:41 AM ^
BLESS THE KNEES!
August 12th, 2022 at 11:31 AM ^
I always wonder what that rabbit is thinking at the critical moment. Possibilities...
"Shit, I killed her!"
"My God, my dick is magic. She disappeared!"
"I'm not done yet!"
August 12th, 2022 at 12:41 PM ^
I'm going with "C" - I'm not done yet!
August 12th, 2022 at 10:48 AM ^
Don't jinx them! Go Blue!!
August 12th, 2022 at 10:49 AM ^
How f’ed are we now?
August 12th, 2022 at 10:51 AM ^
It is not wise to say such things. Now go set your car on fire and offer it to the football gods.
August 12th, 2022 at 10:52 AM ^
Are you a closeted Buckeye? Now, I'm fully expected a GoJ post on Monday with a whole bunch of initials for players and ligaments.
August 12th, 2022 at 12:51 PM ^
Good call:
"RW sprained his MCL, MS narrowly avoided an AT tear, and NHG is fighting a case of IBS."
August 12th, 2022 at 10:53 AM ^
I went to Camp Bang when I was younger. Good to hear no one was injured in week one.
August 12th, 2022 at 10:57 AM ^
Just don’t bang too hard boys!
August 12th, 2022 at 11:00 AM ^
Knock on wood and stfu
August 13th, 2022 at 1:24 AM ^
First rule of Fight Club is…
August 12th, 2022 at 11:06 AM ^
Bang me up to 8000 please.
August 12th, 2022 at 11:07 AM ^
I gave you one toward the goal
August 12th, 2022 at 11:08 AM ^
Yes sir
August 12th, 2022 at 11:12 AM ^
Lets not talk about this thread but let’s bang!!
August 12th, 2022 at 11:21 AM ^
Way to go! This team defies jinxes! They can talk about a no-hitter in the 6th, 7th, 8th AND 9th innings and no one will break it up. They can step on a crack and NOT break their mother's back. They can press the button in an elevator for the 13th floor. Black cats? They eat them for breakfast. One of their drills is to run in a crouch under a line of ladders. They all have umbrellas in their lockers that they open at will. After 42-27, the jinx is GONE!
Bang away!
August 12th, 2022 at 11:48 AM ^
One of the best gifs ever…
August 12th, 2022 at 11:43 AM ^
The best fall camp news of the year!!
August 12th, 2022 at 11:44 AM ^
Cancel the practice and bubble wrap everyone. Seriously, that is good news.
August 12th, 2022 at 11:45 AM ^
Got my stadium credentials last night!!! its now officially football season!!!
August 12th, 2022 at 11:48 AM ^
I was thinking it, but sure in the hell wasn't going to say or post it.
Time to finish out the month practicing in bubble wrap.
August 12th, 2022 at 11:59 AM ^
The first rule of fight club....is you do not talk about fight club. Don't fucking jinx it, man!
August 12th, 2022 at 12:22 PM ^
shut that up right now! do not put that evil on us Ricky Bobby!
and bang me...
August 12th, 2022 at 12:25 PM ^
You’ve just cursed the team. Clown.
August 12th, 2022 at 12:31 PM ^
You'll be pleased to learn that curses aren't real.
August 12th, 2022 at 12:35 PM ^
Yes, they are. I'm currently dealing with a curse on my car. Second alternator in 3 weeks.
August 12th, 2022 at 12:58 PM ^
work in a cell or molecular biology lab long enough and you'll understand curses are very real
experiments never work when machine plugged in a certain outlet - outlet is cursed
experiments ONLY work when a certain rubber ducky sits on the machine - ducky is a curse-eating ducky ... could be one rubber ducky for the lab or multiple, each ducky having their own machine they protect
experiments MUST be started on tuesday even if it means finishing the experiment on saturday instead of friday - monday is cursed
never walk away from a western blot. yes, it takes a few hours to run, but you have to sit next to it the entire time or your bands will come out messed up. do not start a western, then go to lunch - western blots are cursed but only when not sporadically observed
certain incubators are cursed, cells grow for shit in them. same plate of cells, other incubator, and TADAAAA you get 16 hour population doublings and morphology is fantastic - incubator is cursed
August 12th, 2022 at 5:19 PM ^
Thanks for the insight. My daughter will actually be working in a Molecular Biology lab in the not too distant future.
August 12th, 2022 at 7:11 PM ^
Three more weeks of practice…..
August 12th, 2022 at 12:38 PM ^
Bro...no news is good news.
August 12th, 2022 at 12:49 PM ^
First of all.....
But it is Friday, so PosBang away......
August 12th, 2022 at 1:36 PM ^
This is like telling a pitcher he has a no hitter going. I hate tempting fate.
August 12th, 2022 at 1:53 PM ^
Remove this post before you jinx it. You probably talk to pitchers during their no-hitters.
August 12th, 2022 at 2:06 PM ^
Chitty-chitty-bang-bang!