November 17th, 2023 at 6:15 AM ^
America's Team.
HAIL to the chief Jim Harbaugh.
Go red, white, and BLUE!
But Michigan caved.
What the hell, man? Whatever.
In Sherrone we trust.
The Terps will turtle
Because it is November.
Practice for The Game.
November 17th, 2023 at 6:22 AM ^
Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck
Sound of Pissed Off Chickens
Time to Beat Turtles
November 17th, 2023 at 6:32 AM ^
Roses are red Violets are Blue
I was down in Columbus and I had to poo
So I looked for a loo all over the land
Searching through people fucking their hand
Then I met Day and he gave me a ruler
Told me think like a buckeye and shit in a cooler
November 17th, 2023 at 6:37 AM ^
The only scenario that makes sense is Michigan accepts the suspension to end the conflict; then, later today the B10 reduces the suspension to either time served or two games.
Compromise.
November 17th, 2023 at 7:08 AM ^
Obviously that’s not happening.
November 17th, 2023 at 7:48 AM ^
I'm holding out hope that there is an ulterior motive that Michigan leadership decided on and is keeping close to the chest. Maybe UM was okay with the precedent being set that head coaches can be held responsible for any violations. Next step is to release the evidence that they have on OSU either before The Game or in the off-season to get Day suspended for the game/this postseason/next season. Surely swapping signs with other teams, giving money to recruits/players, paying for the PI that started this, etc. is worse than a violation for one staff member organizing a way to get the same information that every team has?
November 17th, 2023 at 10:03 AM ^
Wishful thinking my friend. The Game is 1 week away. Unless something is released on OSU this very hour, it won't be in time for anything to happen to Day before The Game
November 17th, 2023 at 6:53 AM ^
Still undefeated
Michigan versus itself
Is the only threat
November 17th, 2023 at 7:08 AM ^
Baltimore Ravens
Defeated Cincinnati
John Harbaugh is free
(saturday to vacation on the michigan sidelines as the ultimate troll to the b1g).
November 17th, 2023 at 7:23 AM ^
B1G really sucks
Michigan against the world
Go Blue forever
three thoughts--
1- why would Harbaugh accept if he was not staying..
2-why would Harbaugh accept if he did not think the team could kick buckeye ass without him..
3- f*** osu
November 17th, 2023 at 7:40 AM ^
Petitti is a
smug holier than thoust by
the grace of the lord
November 17th, 2023 at 7:52 AM ^
Sorry, I’m just upset
November 17th, 2023 at 7:41 AM ^
Where is due process?
Why did we cave to the mob?
The real deflategate.
November 17th, 2023 at 7:46 AM ^
President Santa,
Thought we were taking a stand.
We're standing alone.
Fuck Petty Tony!
Fuck the whole damn conference!
Why are we members?
Leave the Big Ten now!
Never play Moo U again--
For player safety.
There are no real rules--
Just Tony P's random flailing.
No more donations ever!
What are we doing?
Maryland? DGAF.
Harbaugh to the pros.
Should I watch this week?
It's utterly meaningless.
Michigan failed the players.
Hoke came real close but
Not even Rich Rod lost me.
Congratulations!
Cooler minds prevailed
Over disregarded truth.
Welcome to America.
November 17th, 2023 at 7:50 AM ^
The Michigan regents had met,
After Santa had tweeted out "BET".
We were stabbed in our backs
By those cowardly hacks
Are there other regents to get?
November 17th, 2023 at 7:57 AM ^
On Chesapeake Bay
Live many cute Terrapins.
Eat them, Wolverines!
November 17th, 2023 at 8:04 AM ^
I get "effing" most of those things but you're going to "eff" Maryland haiku as well? What do you have against Maryland haiku?
November 17th, 2023 at 8:54 AM ^
Haters hate haiku
and the Maryland kind too
Art never gets love
November 17th, 2023 at 9:49 AM ^
My kids are listening to Taylor Swift on repeat, and there's a line, "...crying like a baby coming home from the bar." I just can't shake the vision of a baby coming home from the bar.
It's the pickled fish monger, all the way down.
November 17th, 2023 at 9:57 AM ^
You make a haiku
That is to say eff to all
Things, like Maryland
November 17th, 2023 at 8:05 AM ^
Beer can smashing girl
Was the moment Maryland
Achieved peak Big 10.
November 17th, 2023 at 8:06 AM ^
Big Ten disfunction
Nadir of dickwads who fuck
Leaders and best. Bet
November 17th, 2023 at 9:33 AM ^
We both know it's true:
Tonight, we dine on turtle
Soup. Mmmmm, delicious!
November 17th, 2023 at 9:44 AM ^
He's "Petty Tony?"
Or maybe he's "Petite D?"
I've heard it both ways.
November 17th, 2023 at 9:47 AM ^
Tony Pettiti
Treats objects like women, man
But draws much water.
November 17th, 2023 at 9:49 AM ^
The turtle is 4 oared helmet
any slope defeats its hope
and it will be uphill all day