November 4th, 2022 at 3:30 PM ^
I can see your future. I see...downvotes. Many, many downvotes. Then, I see this post disappearing entirely.
FauxMoDamus has spoken...
November 4th, 2022 at 3:50 PM ^
I feel like I've missed something...
November 4th, 2022 at 5:00 PM ^
The post is bad, but at least you didn't ask for a gif of
Tuck cummin'
November 4th, 2022 at 5:12 PM ^
I have no inside information, but I can almost guarantee it looks like this (yes, with the headset on still)...
November 4th, 2022 at 5:15 PM ^
Tuck poopin'
November 4th, 2022 at 6:10 PM ^
If that’s Tuck poopin he’s going to blow an o-ring.
November 4th, 2022 at 8:59 PM ^
Looks to be extremely constipated, This is a total guess, but I’ll bet he is a total prick to play for. Socially, he is surely the life of the party.
November 4th, 2022 at 5:44 PM ^
You are spot on, as usual.
November 5th, 2022 at 4:27 AM ^
Omg there it is!!!
November 4th, 2022 at 6:02 PM ^
I'll take "Mental Images I Desperately Want to Get Rid Of" for $200, Mayim.
November 4th, 2022 at 6:21 PM ^
I assume you mean Ken, right??? Oooohhhh, culture wars!!!
November 5th, 2022 at 5:30 AM ^
Oh, is it Ken? I have to admit I don't keep up. Once Alex left us it just wasn't the same.
November 4th, 2022 at 4:41 PM ^
Are you the new The Knowledge?
November 4th, 2022 at 3:35 PM ^
MSU has scrubbed it from the interwebz after their felons *ahem* ..... uhhh ..... "scholar athletes" had that little tunnel incident
November 4th, 2022 at 3:39 PM ^
Why doesn't anyone ever run to the side in movies? Oh noes, this thing tall straight thing is falling down! I can outrun it in a straight line instead of just stepping 10 feet to the side...
November 4th, 2022 at 3:43 PM ^
As someone who cuts trees down all the time that guy is lucky to be alive. You’re right, go 90 degrees to the tree - don’t out run it.
November 4th, 2022 at 3:45 PM ^
It's the same with knocking over trash cans to hinder pursuit.
That happened to me once, as I chased someone for an entirely reasonable reason, when the guy knocked over trash cans. Two results: I jumped over the cans and, because he had slowed down for the trash-can bit, I caught him quickier.
(Third result: I caught him outside a bar full of his friends who came tearing out the door as he screamed. But that's another story . . . .)
November 4th, 2022 at 3:50 PM ^
I hope he was an OSU fan who pooped in your cooler and you were seeking vengeance. And upon catching him you gave him 42-27 reasons to not defecate in another man's cooler and forced him to scrub that puppy until it shined.
November 4th, 2022 at 3:57 PM ^
Ok we need the full story. Let's hear it
November 4th, 2022 at 4:03 PM ^
We can do a pick an ending type of deal.
BlueVet recognized his anger would result in ten guys raining haymakers down on him. He...
Choice one - gets in the shots he can while there is time and then gets hammered on a dozen times.
Choice Two - He says to himself, No fucking way is this worth it and retreats to fight (live) another day.
Choice Three - He gets his shots in, drops the first two that come to help and the others mill around acting as they are just there as spectators. He walks off as a bad ass mother fucker.
Fell free to take it a bit further.
November 4th, 2022 at 7:53 PM ^
I was in a bus with a group through a seedy neighborhood in Troy, NY. A kid threw a can at the bus. The driver slammed on the breaks and guys piled off the bus to chase the kid. I wasn't interested in vengeance but thought a chase would be fun so I followed. As the kid ran up a hill and turned right at a corner, I started passing the other 20 or so guys chasing. (I wasn't fast but had run cross country and ran in San Francisco's Bay To Breakers so I had stamina.) The kid ran down a long street, and by the time he turned right at another corner, I was in the lead.
That's when the kid slowed down to knock over trash cans. I jumped over them in stride as he turned another corner. Then I caught him in front of the open door of a locals' bar. I immediately realized what they saw: a stranger holding a screaming kid. A kid who was probably a friend, or partner in crime.
They swarmed out the door to get me, I tried to simultaneously explain and hold him and duck. Not successfully: no one decided to stop to consider my explanation, and the kid got away. Considering the crowd was trying to maim me, I did a sorta okay job of ducking. Fear gets that adrenalin flowing.
When the rest of the guys off the bus got there—probably half a minute, it felt like half an hour—the whole thing turned into a snarling standoff, and then it was over.
Ironically, though I was the guy least interested in fighting, I was the only one who ended up with bumps and bruises.
November 4th, 2022 at 4:20 PM ^
Was dressed provocatively? MSU undergrad?
November 4th, 2022 at 4:58 PM ^
What’s that old saying? I don’t have to outrun the tree; I just have to outrun you.
November 4th, 2022 at 6:24 PM ^
It's the Rickon Stark survival technique.
November 4th, 2022 at 5:38 PM ^
Burning couches is so yesterday...
November 4th, 2022 at 6:09 PM ^
I know someone in their early 30s who died from that.
November 4th, 2022 at 3:36 PM ^
That may be Tucker over there on the cutting board
November 4th, 2022 at 3:45 PM ^
oh great, you're telling me we need to see this stupid shit two saturdays in a row?
November 4th, 2022 at 4:45 PM ^
Just keep chopping - they are all take-offs of Just Keep Swimming. They all owe Dory!
November 4th, 2022 at 5:02 PM ^
It actually comes from the military where recruits and soldiers learn to
Just keep marching.
November 4th, 2022 at 7:57 PM ^
Interesting. I never heard it but have no doubt some drill instructors used it.
I know I'll never forget "A yellow bird, with a yellow bill, landed on my window sill . . ."
November 4th, 2022 at 3:44 PM ^
Beat Rutger!
November 4th, 2022 at 3:46 PM ^
EDIT: See you fixed it, so I'll just drop this one here instead.
November 4th, 2022 at 3:45 PM ^
November 4th, 2022 at 3:49 PM ^
I thought sexy bits were outlawed many years ago?
November 4th, 2022 at 3:52 PM ^
too much Kate Upton killed it, unfortunately
November 4th, 2022 at 6:07 PM ^
Which is odd, because I consider Kate Upton to be just like "Points Against Ohio State:"
There's no such thing as too much.
November 4th, 2022 at 8:48 PM ^
Kate and I agree completely.
November 4th, 2022 at 3:49 PM ^
Is this it?
https://twitter.com/msu_football/status/1447014049208733704?s=46&t=j1LV6A7JX68uu8BHnsfQjA
November 4th, 2022 at 4:50 PM ^
Some of the comments below that gif are pure gold.
November 4th, 2022 at 3:53 PM ^
lol how did you even find this gif?!
November 4th, 2022 at 3:56 PM ^
He was clearly searching for gifs to encapsulate his excitement that tomorrow is November 5