The Airing Of MGoGrievances

Submitted by LSAClassOf2000 on December 23rd, 2022 at 9:17 PM

Since it is Festivus and some of us do indeed celebrate it in some form or another, let us have a specific thread for the airing of MGoGrievances as we did in years past. 

After all, "I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE..."

 

Fire away. 

buddhafrog

December 24th, 2022 at 12:18 AM ^

Brian barely tolerates when Sam or Ira ask question he deems foolish on the MGoRoundtable. Or when the topic isn't too his liking. Or when Seth blabbers on and has an opinion Brian doesn't agree with. 

 

will

December 24th, 2022 at 12:38 AM ^

My grandfather taught me not to swear, instead to use better vocabulary. He died Sunday from complications of an inoperable cancer.

F*** cancer.

 

GoodLuckVarsity

December 24th, 2022 at 12:46 AM ^

Stephenrjking’s comments are too long. It’s Mgoblog, not that vaguely autobiographical coming-of-age novel you’ve been working on. 
 

(For real though, he’s a great poster, but I don’t have a whole lot of grievances this year so, yanno…)

the Glove

December 24th, 2022 at 1:03 AM ^

Eat a dick to all the people that downvoted my post why Matt Campbell should not be Michigan's coach because he can't win big games.

I also screenshoted a bunch of assholes who ragged on me for supporting Harbaugh at the end of 2020. I have not forgotten you. 

bigbluemachine

December 24th, 2022 at 6:39 AM ^

The depth chart by class is rarely up to date and accurate. Used to be a good resource. Probably wouldn’t work logistically, but if they aren’t going to update maybe they could open source it and the board could maintain. 

Goggles Paisano

December 24th, 2022 at 7:05 AM ^

The dropped third strike in baseball is the dumbest rule in all sports.  Why in the fuck to do you reward a hitter for striking out?  Makes zero sense to keep this rule as there is no logic to it whatsoever.  

Fishbulb

December 24th, 2022 at 7:56 AM ^

You mofos that don’t know how to post a link should be banned. Same with you simple effs who use an apostrophe to make a word plural. There are no apostrophes in the Spanish language, so enjoy Bolivia, cabrones!

Amazinblu

December 24th, 2022 at 8:33 AM ^

To everyone who complains about Harbaugh exploring the NFL, or recruiting, or NIL.  Quit your bitchin’, grow up, and appreciate what’s going on…

MMBbones

December 24th, 2022 at 9:01 AM ^

'After all, "I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE..."'

The actual quote is, "I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE..."

Listen carefully and either quote correctly or don't use quotes. Indicate you have modified the quotation to satisfy your own need to be pedantic. These are your friends: "[ ]." I've got a lot of problems with that, this pedantic post notwithstanding. 

In fact, I've got a lot of problems. 99 in fact, including the one with which said rapper claims to have no problem. But I digress. My problems with this board are actually quite minimal. So, no, I don't have a lot of problems with you people. I can deal. Quit whining about each other. Jerks!

BlueMan80

December 24th, 2022 at 10:37 AM ^

I hate that I got dressed like I was on an Arctic expedition with nine layers of clothes to shovel snow, walked outside and my glasses immediately fogged over.  Spent the whole time like I was shoveling in a fog bank.  Too damn cold!

I'mTheStig

December 24th, 2022 at 10:37 AM ^

Get rid of offside in soccer. 

The lines people don't know how to fucking call it anyway.  Even with is supposed to be onside. 

But apparently now a nose hair protruding past the plane of the defender's back side is offside.

Fuck that.  Look at hockey... your pinky toe on the paint makes it onside; not this rubbish they are calling in soccer now.

Plus, just think what it would do for scoring.

I'mTheStig

December 24th, 2022 at 10:40 AM ^

For those that like to camp out in the left hand lane and say but I was doing the speed limit... that doesn't matter.  If there's nobody in front of you, move to the right FFS.

I'mTheStig

December 24th, 2022 at 1:26 PM ^

Yep.

At a previous job, our resident office asshole -- drove a Prius with a "got jazzercise" bumper sticker, wore socks and sandals, had a skullet pulled back into a pony tail, was late to scrum one morning and was whining about the state (CO) patrol pulling him over for doing 65 on I-25.

He told the officer he was doing the speed limit.  Officer replied yes you were and I don't care... you weren't passing anyone so you need to move over.

That day was so delicious.  

uminks

December 24th, 2022 at 12:16 PM ^

Back to bad drivers on the previous thread:  In KS we have gotten all of our 4 way stops replaced by round abouts (traffic circle) over the last decade. Most Kanzans do not know how to use them. They often stop in the middle of the circle waiting for the yield car to come out. This is so irritating and it is not improving over time!

I'mTheStig

December 24th, 2022 at 1:32 PM ^

Ditto here in Colorado.

Most morons on the road cannot even be bothered to do fundamental driving things...

... so putting roundabouts in a country where nobody knows how to use them is a horrible idea.

My favorites in roundabouts are the people who go around the circumference in the outside lane.  Ummm, NO, if you're in the outside lane you have to exit at the next exit.

uminks

December 24th, 2022 at 12:26 PM ^

Remember over a decade ago, Taco Pants was always used on this site. If was funny for a while but got tiresome. BPONE fit the era from '08 to '14.  We can never have nice things". I think this often phrase can be expired after the last two seasons.