Starts at 730, actually
That’s okay, BTN stains can pop up anywhere - best to expect them early
Don't wear the whites!
BTN Stains- is this some new x rated version of Big Ten network?
New technology - Stain-O-vision. You can now watch the Buckeye faithful crap their pants on every breakaway touchdown. Sponsored by Charmin…
What's old is new again.
So it’s porn with bad camera angles and even worse play-by-play commentary?
"He's got a man wiiiiiiiiide open!"
Didn't know it was that kind of porn....
It's what happened to everyone on this boards underwear when Edwards broke the second long TD
Time for some emergency laundry.
BTN Stains - It's THAT good.™
BTN stains are what you will see in the OSU defenders pants as they are chasing our players.
Skid marks!
Bacon strips!
Trucker’s Grease!
There was this time when my son was riding in his car seat and I heard a loud noise that sounded like an artillery shell exploding... never mind. I'll just say PTSD is real, people.
Nah, were 8 point dogs and absolutely no one is picking us to win other than Woodson. Plus it's great weather in CBUS and rather not watch them a-holes celebrating. I'll read it in the paper tomorrow.
"BTN Stains" should be immortalized
Just too good, you can't make this stuff up
Do you see it Overtaking Ass?
I’ve got btn stains in my drawers.
Love me some Mgoblog typos and ensuing commentary!
Made a thread about a player possibly joining our team. 3 thumbs up.
Forgot a comma, snarky remark about lack of comma 27 thumbs up.
I love our board but sometimes Alice.... TO THE MOON!
Let's eat Grandma.
Commas are important.
In 2015 it was discovered that Tide removes BTN stains in Cotton (bowls)
Guys, come on. "BTN stains" is clearly a reference to the dangers of eating bacon, tomato, and Nutella sandwiches while wearing a white or light colored shirt. BTNs get messy! But y'all are trying to make it into something crude. You should all be ashamed.
Regarding that 4 year old Nutella... "expiration date" and "best by date" are basically the same, right?
Well cooler poppers probably would leave some stains.
Jim Jordan really should not be doing that.
If it was FOX, it would just be a mustard stain.
Did we win? I’m to nervous to watch.
The worst is finding btn stains while overtaking ass
Oh god...
Ok. I guess I'll watch it again.
Buckeye Stains in the toilet bowl.
I have a YouTube TV account that allows me to dvr Michigan games. I've watched this game several times now.
And will watch it again soon.