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Brian November 9th, 2020 at 1:26 PM

11/7/2020 – Michigan 21, Indiana 38 – 1-2 Big Ten

Some years back, Michael Weinreb had an odd sinecure. Every three months some publication would ask him to write the same article dumping on Michigan football, and he'd write it, and I'd roll my eyes and occasionally Yell On The Internet about it. We've got a tag and everything. It's only got one post in it, but I created it because I thought that six times was enough. Weinreb would write the same article about Michigan every few months until the sun baked the planet into lava. We needed a tag. Then he stopped.

These pieces were and are extremely bad. I mean:

Maybe, by essentially professionalizing the recruiting process, Harbaugh is dispensing with the pretense that college football is still an amateur sport.

In addition to making no sense, these arguments don't even dump on Michigan from the correct angle. The correct angle: Michigan does 95% of the things every other athletic department does and then sniffs its own butt about the other 5% while being dumped in a toilet by OSU. Weinreb's series of articles was so infuriating because he was the only person in the universe who could get paid to dump on Michigan for excessive rather than insufficient moral turpitude.

And yet I still remember a single ominous sentence from six years ago in his piece on the Harbaugh hire:

I would worry most of all that if Harbaugh somehow fails at Michigan, it will be the most definitive proof yet that no one can succeed in Ann Arbor anymore.

That's obviously overstated until you're staring down a 2-6, 3-5 kind of season in year six and the Black Pit Of Negative Expectations has signed a long-term lease in your head.

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I can't imagine Jim Harbaugh makes this work any more. Michigan jumped offsides against Michigan State twice. They went back to practice, watched some film, tried to self-correct, and jumped offsides five times in the first half based on nothing more than quarterback hand claps.

A fully operational recruiting setup brought Michigan this bounty of cornerbacks and defensive tackles. After a three-month-long fall camp Michigan still thought that these guys could play press man. It turns out Chris Partridge left for Ole Miss not to be DC, but to be an assistant to DJ Durkin, of all people. Michigan was down three scores in the fourth quarter and still strolling up to the line, content to blow thirty seconds on a running clock.

Michigan has disastrous recruiting at key spots, can't retain coaches, can't run tempo, can't get lined up against tempo, can't hang on to the same running approach for more than half a season. This is systemic and goes back to the head coach. We've seen most of these issues over the last few years. They were covered by a lot of talent. Now they're not. The usual flush-and-reset coordinators that buys you some more time has already happened.

The question, then: why would this get better? I mean "beat Ohio State" better, not "beat Indiana again" better. You can make a case for that based on the youth of the roster, COVID, Ambry Thomas exiting, etc. But we've seen good Michigan teams enter the Ohio State game. They were competitive when OSU was running JT Barrett out there. They have not been competitive after OSU switched from great runners and functional passers to NFL QBs throwing to a bunch of five-star WRs. They sure as shit aren't going to be competitive going forward with this group of corners.

But then you survey the situation and Michigan's specific brand of punching itself in the nuts because the hands of filthy outsiders are never to approach the hallowed scrotum…

…and you wonder what the point of replacing him would be.

I'm going to assume this is one gentleman talking out of his butt and that Warde Manuel is not going to find a Michigan Man to do Michigan Things like always lose to Ohio State. This is because there is literally no "Michigan Man" who is even 1% qualified for the job. Michigan's series of failed coaches has created literally no coaching tree. The most plausible Michigan-associated coach who isn't a million years old may literally be first-year Indiana offensive coordinator Nick Sheridan. Scot Loeffler, who is 3-10 at Bowling Green and has been in charge of some of the worst Power 5 offenses of the past decade, is the main (only?) competition unless you think John Harbaugh is achievable, which nope.

So there's where we are. The great hope is pretty much done, and if things have gone like they have over the past 15 years the program will either hire a deeply incompetent makeweight or try to go outside the family and eat the interloper at the first sign of weakness.

Anyway, hockey time! Moussa Diabate time! Why wallow?

[After the JUMP: Team Milton here]

AWARDS

Known Friends and Trusted Agents Of The Week

you're the man now, dog

-2535ac8789d1b499[1]#1 Ronnie Bell. 149 receiving yards including one of those pogo-stick touchdowns we thought he might have in him but had not seen yet. Would have easily crested 200 if Milton hadn't overthrown him when he was wide open for a long TD. Also was so annoying that he induced an ejection from an Indiana defender after one (1) catch.

#2 Dax Hill. The worst thing about this defense is that Dax Hill is indeed the promised one who can run with you on your slot fades and also tackle you on crossing routes. He forced multiple Indiana punts in man coverage the rest of the defense can't run.

#3 Joe Milton. Michigan put it all on his shoulders and he performed beyond expectations even with the killer INT. (The second one, whatever.) Zero ground game, 10 YPA, many drops.

Honorable mention: Cornelius Johnson had a pretty DT and three other catches. Kwity Paye was again almost sacking the QB continually. Brad Robbins averaged 54 yards a kick and Indiana had just 5 return yards.

KFaTAotW Standings. (Scoring: 8 points for first, 5 for second, 3 for third, 1 for HM. Points from ties adjudicated by an ankylosaur named Sharon.)

14: Joe Milton (#1 Minnesota, #3 MSU, #3 Indiana)
10: Dax Hill (#2 MSU, #2 Indiana)
9: Ronnie Bell (HM Minnesota, #1 Indiana)
8: Giles Jackson(#1 MSU)
5: Kwity Paye(T2 Minnesota, HM MSU, HM Indiana)
3: Aidan Hutchinson(T2 Minnesota), Michael Barrett(#3 Minnesota)
2: Hassan Haskins(HM Minnesota, HM MSU)
1: Ben Mason (HM Minnesota), Jaylen Mayfield (HM Minnesota), Roman Wilson (HM MSU), Brad Robbins(HM Indiana), Cornelius Johnson(HM Indiana)

Who's Got It Better Than Us(?) Of The Week

Joe Milton uncorks a deep ball to Cornelius Johnson; Johnson lays out for a purty touchdown.

Honorable mention: Several other Milton whang throws that looked like the rough outline of an NFL quarterback.

image?MARCUS HALL EPIC DOUBLE BIRD OF THE WEEK.

The second time Indiana scored a touchdown on a free play.

Honorable mention: The first time Indiana scored a touchdown on a free play. The other seventy-five times Michigan jumped offsides. Plays in man coverage. Plays in zone coverage. The backbreaking Milton INT.

OFFENSE

The one controversy, apparently. A tweet:

This got a bunch of replies split about 50/50 between resigned agreement and guys demanding excellence because he missed Bell on a woulda-coulda touchdown and threw a bad interception. The latter folks are wrong and in their feelings because the football team sucks.

Milton averaged 10 yards an attempt despite suffering a spate of drops. He had guys in his face all day because the line can't pick up stunts and was continually facing down third and long because Michigan's ground game was nonexistent. If he was not the only functioning part of the team he would be good enough to win. But he's a redshirt sophomore who entered as a massive project. He's not ready to put a team on his back.

Milton is about the only guy on the team who is meeting expectations aside from the defensive ends. You can see it coming.

A note on the first interception. That was not a bad read, necessarily, but a bad throw. Indiana is in cover two and Johnson was sitting down in the hole. The cover 2 hole:

On the skycam replay you can see Johnson start to retreat upfield once he reads the ball coming out of Milton's hand, because it's winged probably five yards upfield and on a line. If it's accurate it's another ball that zings past a defender, IMO.

That's the kind of throw you don't want to discourage too much because it's the whole reason having a cannon arm is real nice.

The nonexistent ground game. Haskins had one 11-yard run. The other 12 carries from RB/WRs went for 11 yards. I get to find out exactly what happened later but I'll tell you what I suspect now: Indiana has a defense that blitzes from everywhere, particularly off the corner, and every time this happened Michigan failed to adapt.

Michigan's OL blew it against an MSU defense that was running basic T/E twists; Indiana's approach was always going to cause problems, especially with the starting tackles out and a true freshman in the starting lineup.

The inexplicable. Milton had two runs. IIRC one of them was a scramble. On approximately all of the handoffs Milton was not looking at an end to option him off, but turning his back to the line of scrimmage. So the offense neither had a meaningful amount of QB run game nor any attempt to even up numbers in the box by using Milton as a threat to keep.

I rather think the idea of keeping your quarterback healthy goes out the window when you're down three scores to Indiana, so that fails as an explanation. So this is the second straight year where Michigan's ground game is being seriously harmed by a lack of QB runs. This one happens after Milton looked great against Minnesota—patient, fast, hard to bring down.

I cannot fathom what is going on here.

DEFENSE

Furk. Hutchinson headed for surgery:

Chris, Aidan's father, said that they expect him to be out four months. Deleting the best player from the defense is bad, IMO.

Can't zone either. I don't think anyone's surprised that Michigan tried a bunch of zone in this game and continually left big pockets in it.

LB #40 to top

VanSumeren leaves with the TE and mesh still works. That's not necessarily on BVS since someone needs to cover the tight end and neither safety seems inclined, but it is a demonstration of what happens when you're a man press team suddenly required to run a ton of zone. Have they practiced it? Yes. Have they practiced it like Iowa? No.

As a result. For the second straight week there were a ton of plays where Michigan was to the quarterback about as fast as possible and got nothing for their troubles. Penix's third and long shot between three defenders was one as Paye was around at eight and into Penix's back. That throw was a tip-your-cap moment where he had a small window and nailed it under pressure.

In the area. Vincent Gray did improve from a week ago, as he was generally in the area when balls came to his man. He had a nice PBU. But also Indiana dunked on him repeatedly and there were more panic flags. Gemon Green got hit on the first free-play TD but it looked like he got a hand on the ball at the peak and just couldn't quite rake it out. I'll take that given, you know, everything.

I don't have a lot else to say? The corners aren't good in man and their zone isn't practiced enough to be good. The end.

SPECIAL TEAMS

Nice punting, guy! Brad Robbins really socked it to 'em. Netting 53 yards a kick is wild.

MISCELLANEOUS

I mean. Tom Allen would not be the worst idea if there is a coaching changeover. He's made chicken salad out of Indiana's available defensive parts and seems like a cultural fit. He's got Sheridan and Hart on his staff.

ELSEWHERE

The only thing you need to see this week is the Mood:

Historic-Mood-5

They found the fromage guy.

Comments

Blue Vet

November 9th, 2020 at 4:20 PM ^

I'll let great minds ponder the long-term, while I ponder the hivemind going out of its mind.

(Which is more effective: calling someone else stupid or calling someone stupid for calling someone else stupid?)

For this season, I look to see if the team sticks together and if players improve.

Blue Vet

November 9th, 2020 at 4:24 PM ^

Though I'm sure others have pointed out what Brian did, that Indiana's good this year, so many seem to insist that the whole game was Michigan playing badly, as if IU had nothing to do with it.

AlbanyBlue

November 9th, 2020 at 4:27 PM ^

If we're not quite 2008 Michigan, we're at least 2009 Michigan. We even run a 3-3-5!

Fuck this. I'm not fucking watching this fucking shit again. Blog, yes. TV, fuck no.

On the plus side, basketball school baby! Bring on the season!

MGoCarolinaBlue

November 9th, 2020 at 4:28 PM ^

Yeah let's hire Luke Fucking Fickell

That will go just great

You fucking morons never learn, do you?

Would any of this shit sting as much if you fucking idiots didn't completely lose your heads after the Minnesota game, like you do every damn season, talking about how this is the year we could go to the playoffs? Fucking STOP already!

Ed Shuttlesworth

November 9th, 2020 at 4:31 PM ^

We've reached the point where he's facing some adversity and, just as happened in SF, he's getting insular and weird and shutting down and not paying any attention to detail and it's spiraling downhill and now he's just flat-out a shitty coach.  

Can inject a nice burst of energy into previously-incompetent cultures (Singletary, Hoke) and after that there's just nothing there.  

He's just a strange, weird dude so none of this surprises anyone who's known him since BITD.  In addition to varsity sports at U-M, there are very competitive IM sports, and some of us played them, including varsity athletes and suffice it to say, some of us have seen and been on the opposite side of his act first hand in the arena.   

lhglrkwg

November 9th, 2020 at 4:48 PM ^

If this is where your expectations for your program is:

One prominent source: “he hired ‘Michigan Men’ for both hockey and basketball, and we think it’ll be a high priority for him.”
Fwiw, source said this after I asked if Luke Fickell was at the top. I took it more to say that they wouldn’t consider a Buckeye than that a coach had to be a former Wolverine.

Then I whole heartedly agree that there's no point in replacing him. Who are we gonna hire? Nick Sheridan?

Having said that, if that's Warde's expectation for the program: hire Michigan men, maybe aspire for 8-9 wins per year, and cash your football checks, then maybe it's time for Warde to go first

Agreed on Milton. He's fine. He's not great, but if the whole team wasn't a disaster around him he'd be more than enough. At this point, Harbaugh's recruiting and development is failure. His best teams features a host of great guys who were recruited and developed by Hoke. Now that it's all Harbaugh's team, it sucks. Not much more to say than that. Who would've thought this is where we'd be after Harbaugh got hired? Only the BPONEiest of the BPONers

PeteM

November 9th, 2020 at 5:03 PM ^

I understand and share the frustration about how this season (or at least this season after the first game that looks like a mirage) has gone.  That said, I don't think that this conversation -- a 1/3 of the way into an abbreviated season -- gets us anywhere.  Harbaugh is not going to be fired mid-season.  Constant speculation is inevitable, but can lead (or accelerate) a death spiral of decommits, etc. 

While what happens the rest of the way is part of decision I would still lean toward bringing Harbaugh back.  Until this year he hadn't lost to a bad team, and has several good wins (Penn State, Wisconsin, Notre Dame) at home.  Transition costs can be significant, and we've learned (both here and at other schools) that just because a coach had success someplace else there's not guaranty it will translate.

Wolverine 73

November 9th, 2020 at 5:18 PM ^

Wasn’t Don Brown brought here because he ran the best defense against an option QB?  I seem to recall that was part of the rationale for the hire.  Guess that was a nice idea that became irrelevant pretty quickly when Urbs left OSU.

Gohokego

November 9th, 2020 at 5:33 PM ^

Would Desmond Howard or Charles Woodson like to coach? Charles head coach and db's. Let gattis have full control of offense.  

That would have to help recruiting. How much do you want Chuck?

B-Nut-GoBlue

November 9th, 2020 at 7:13 PM ^

I don't know what the hell to think anymore.  I try not to speculate nor exaggerate things too much.  But it's hard not to when things are going poorly and certain aspects about the team and coaches stick out to us.  I'll save myself and everyone the time (not that anyone is reading this) and straight up say it....the only one that can "fix" or get Harbaugh' fire back, is Sarah.  I don't know if he's broken or a bunch of shit has all happened at once to create the mess we seem to be in...but it certainly SEEMS as though he's a different guy and that it's rubbing off poorly on the program. Maybe in 3 years we look back on this period and laugh as we're in a valley before climbing to an apex atop the CFB world.  But I doubt it.  Anyway...Sarah, help us fans and bring the asshole this University hired, back.

Go Blue in MN

November 9th, 2020 at 8:42 PM ^

I don't know what Warde will do, but I do know Spath is full of it.  Right after he says Warde won't even discuss firing Harbaugh, he starts to speculate that he will hire only a Michigan Man.  Which is it?  If Warde won't discuss it, then no one, even insiders, knows what he will do if he does replace Harbaugh.

Just because Warde hired Juwan Howard doesn't mean he will require a Michigan background.  I don't see a football version of Juwan out there.  That being said, if it's true that he believes Michigan needs someone with prior Michigan, then he's dumb.

username03

November 9th, 2020 at 9:10 PM ^

"Michigan does 95% of the things every other athletic department does and then sniffs its own butt about the other 5% while being dumped in a toilet by OSU." 

Will I get banned if I paste this repeatedly in response to all the wah wah everybody is cheating posts?

BrightonB

November 9th, 2020 at 10:58 PM ^

If JH is to be replaced (either let go or leaves) I just want the BEST person for the job.  This Michigan man stuff has got to go. I want someone who wants to win and has a proven track record and gets back to wanting to win the BIG10 and beating our rivals.  I'd love to take a shot at a smaller school coach that has players playing beyond their supposed talent level and competing with bigger schools.  Just get the best coach for the job. That is all.  Record wise JH has done a good job since he has been here and I appreciate him but we need a coach that puts fire into his players.

Couzen Rick's

November 9th, 2020 at 11:31 PM ^

I think it's clear, to beat Ohio State, we're going to have to hire an Ohio State guy. Fire the Michigan Money Cannon at Luke Fickell - he's an old school Buckeye, unlikely to get the OSU job this side of 2035, and would respect the rivalry. I also like Matt Campbell, maybe we kick the tires on Jeff Hafley. I'd wince at the notion of Kevin Wilson, but are we really above hiring him?

Look, I'm a 90s kid, but looking at the 60s we had an awful time with OSU - what did we do? Hire one of Woody's top assistants in Bo.

Then after Bo, we hired Moeller, an OSU captain, who then recruited 2 Heisman Trophy winners from none other than Ohio, as well as the core of our only national championship in the last 70 years. Hell, for the absolute dumpster fire the Hoke era was, the ONLY thing you could count on from him was an unreal performance vs the Buckeyes.

Will we get that lucky again? Who knows. Population/Demographics and the game itself have certainly changed, moving away from the North and East to the South and West.

The thing is, though, Harbaugh is stale. There's nothing new, no edge in recruiting that hasn't been done in the last 5 years. The narrative, fair or not, has been written. Maybe if JT gets called short we're at a different place right now, but c'est la vie.

SoccerDancer

November 10th, 2020 at 8:44 AM ^

Wondering out loud: JH did great in San Diego & Stanford, but, did his time in the pros damage him for being a college HC? Did it turn into a 'job'? We've talked about how he seems a bit broken versus when he came, but I've been muddling over the idea that after being a pro coach, he expects guys to perform, to show up, to treat it like it's a job and get it done. I struggle with the idea that he can't develop players because there is some kind of disconnect going on. I look at how many successful pros he's putting in the league. There is no question he's getting guys ready for the next level, they're getting to the league and they're having success there. Why doesn't that seem to be a translation of success while they're at Michigan? I'm not sure I'm capturing it well, but I just can't get my head around that disconnect.

Mpfnfu Ford

November 10th, 2020 at 7:14 PM ^

The NFL evolved offensively and Harbaugh left the league before he got left behind. At Stanford he could recruit an Andrew Luck based on being pro style, because Harbaugh’s offense then absolutely was. 

That ability to use his offense as a carrot disappeared while he was in the league. By Harbaugh’s last season, he was using 3WR+ sets less than any other team in the NFL by *a lot.* Harbaugh at Michigan hasn’t been able to consistently sell the pro prep thing because what he does is a pro offense from 10 years ago and guys like Lincoln Riley and Ryan Day and Dabo are actually selling what a pro offense is *now*

Harbaugh’s clearly uncomfortable with it, but what he does looks nothing like a pro offense, and that disconnect is 90% of the problem with offensive recruiting.

pz

November 10th, 2020 at 9:50 AM ^

More importantly - did anyone else try Brian's buttermilk pancake recipe from last week's column?

Those things are legit. If you haven't tried them, you should.

I am hereby requesting a new recipe to accompany each game column to blunt the pain.