Waaay OT: Wifey gifts for Valentines Day
February 6th, 2018 at 12:24 PM ^
February 6th, 2018 at 9:30 PM ^
Got out of a relationship last year. Saved so much money I bought a Porsche.
February 6th, 2018 at 12:25 PM ^
Don't worry, OP. I already got your wife her Valentines gift.
February 6th, 2018 at 12:30 PM ^
Found OP's boss
February 6th, 2018 at 12:34 PM ^
February 6th, 2018 at 12:26 PM ^
February 6th, 2018 at 1:08 PM ^
February 6th, 2018 at 11:18 PM ^
Now *this* is what I'd call a great gift for wifey. :)
(tho maybe not for Valentine's...)
Regardless. Very generous.
February 6th, 2018 at 1:10 PM ^
oddly enough it never quite looks like it does in the VS or Frederick's catalogs.
February 6th, 2018 at 3:58 PM ^
Cialis. Gotta keep the old girl happy.
February 6th, 2018 at 12:26 PM ^
Tell her she doesn't have to make the rack of lamb. Problem solved.
February 7th, 2018 at 8:42 AM ^
just so I can disappoint everyone.
My wife is pretty vain (shocker, I know), so I usually get her some sort of beauty treatment, spa package, or laser face thing. This year I bought her 20 units of Botox. And since she turns 40 this summer, I'll probably be buying more then. Or the tummy tuck that she's been asking for since 1999.
February 6th, 2018 at 12:28 PM ^
Hit up Etsy. All you have to do.
February 6th, 2018 at 12:28 PM ^
Taken the wife to Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, ofcourse + Dozen roses.
Haven't seen her since football season began.
February 6th, 2018 at 12:45 PM ^
That's the best part about football season.
February 6th, 2018 at 1:05 PM ^
The expected visit to Ruth's Chris, or the 'not seeing the wife' part?
February 6th, 2018 at 1:07 PM ^
Not seeing the wife
February 6th, 2018 at 12:32 PM ^
February 6th, 2018 at 12:42 PM ^
February 6th, 2018 at 3:28 PM ^
February 6th, 2018 at 12:35 PM ^
1. You bought your wife a trip to Germany last year and are looking for ideas from the board for this year.
- Solid humbrag there my friend. And trust me, i know a thing or two about humblebragging - just ask Timmmay
2. You think you're wife might prefer travelling internationally with your boss instead of you.
- If Darker Blue or Hatter read this thread I'm pretty sure they'll comment on this "siutation" (NTTAWWT)
3. Your wife makes lamb & cheese fondue (that's an odd combo IMO) for Valentine's day even though she hates it.
- Might want to consider having a meal you BOTH like. I mean it's Valentine's day, not your birthday bro. Although this might explain somewhat your travel concerns.....
To answer your last question though I got my wife a glass rose (she loves flowers and it's really pretty) and the biggest damn teddy bear I could find (she loves stuffed toys). And then we're having dinner that night at a nice resturant in downtown Cleveland so she doesnt have to cook and can get dressed up for the night.
February 6th, 2018 at 12:42 PM ^
February 6th, 2018 at 12:55 PM ^
You work for your wife's ex-husband?
February 6th, 2018 at 12:57 PM ^
No, wait, wait, wait, WAIT.... you stole your bosses wife and still have a job????
February 6th, 2018 at 1:12 PM ^
February 6th, 2018 at 1:30 PM ^
So it was hard?
Asking for a friend
February 6th, 2018 at 12:56 PM ^
A week in, and you've already got me wondering if you're a fake account or just an intensely unlikable person.
February 6th, 2018 at 1:01 PM ^
February 6th, 2018 at 12:57 PM ^
No disrespkt T2, but I dare say you set the V-day gift giving bar WAY too fucking high for yourself. What happens in 2025??? A lunar landing for two?
I got my wife a dozen roses last week for no reason at all. She was both surprised and appreciative.
February 6th, 2018 at 1:11 PM ^
Honestly you should just ask your wife to have a threesome with the boss. That way you don't feel left out
February 6th, 2018 at 1:12 PM ^
February 6th, 2018 at 1:05 PM ^
But your humblebrag's are actual, real things, this guy is a fucking liar. I can't believe so many people here just don't see it. I'm honestly amazed he's still here, along with his other accounts.
Stunning.
February 6th, 2018 at 1:11 PM ^
February 6th, 2018 at 2:46 PM ^
February 6th, 2018 at 4:40 PM ^
Not when the ritards around here upvote the loud noises he makes (FUCK MSU, FUCK OSU, etc...)
It's pathetic. Absolutely pathetic, and makes me not want to even read this board anymore (which I've slowed waay down on recently).
February 6th, 2018 at 5:40 PM ^
February 6th, 2018 at 12:33 PM ^
What would make you think that a sports blog would be interested in this topic? It is really OK to say nothing at all when there is nothing that needs to be said.
February 6th, 2018 at 12:37 PM ^
February 6th, 2018 at 12:38 PM ^
Is there any doubt tampa 2 & you only live thrice are the same person? They always upvote themsleves and each other & for some reason have to be the first to resond to an op. Really strange.
February 6th, 2018 at 12:54 PM ^
Don't forget Orlando, Orlando 2 and Cool Guy. Strange indeed.
February 6th, 2018 at 4:42 PM ^
What about dude you're replying to?
I'd wager real money that all of these fucktard accounts are created by no more than two people, if there were a way to confirm it.
February 6th, 2018 at 5:20 PM ^
Oh come on. I know I'm new but I sure as hell don't care about being the first to respond to a new thread. I've upvoted every one of your posts and anyone else who calls out the loser. It's pretty obvious that he/she has several accounts but that doesn't mean every new poster is that moron.
February 6th, 2018 at 5:25 PM ^
That being said, I understand why you don't trust any new accounts.
The good thing is the guy who starts the troll accounts is too dumb to hide who he is.
February 6th, 2018 at 5:41 PM ^